Okay, this was on the staff notice board at work the other day - don't know who said it, or where it came from, but its brilliant!
"Never underestimate the stupidity of the conservative mind".
Maybe someone knows it?
"Quod me nutrit, me destruit"
What nourishes me, destroys me
My friend has that engraved on her metal ciggarette box Cordy hehe.... Its a good quote
I believe it is said better.
"Never under estimate the predicatability of stupidity."
From one of the old Herbie films. I think it might be from Herbie rides again.
Scene: Herbie, the guy character and the girl character are parked at a drive-in takeaway. The main female lead (i have forgotten her name) is in a car (in Herbie, he's a car that is alive) and he won't allow her to get out because she wants to keep her with the guy in the car so that they'll get to know eachother. She tries to open the door and can't, so she asks a biker-type (stereotype, sorry) guy (who is in a lorry or big jeep parked alongside the car) for help.
Girl: Help! Help! I'm a prisoner! I'm locked in! I can't get out!
Biker-type guy: (seriously and sternly) We all prisoners, chicki-baby. We all locked in.
Biker-type guy: *turns to friend who is sitting beside him* Hmm Couple of weirdos Guinabere.
Thats a good place to have it engraved rebel!
This is from one from Discworld:
(Someone) He's mad, isn't he?
(Gaspode) 'No, mad's when you froth at the mouf. He's insane, That's when you froth at the brain.' :D
I must be insane then. I'll have to stop saying I'm mad then, except when I'm brushing my teeth...
Me and my friends constantly have random quoteness happening...
One of my friends to me: It's OK, sweetie. You don't have to have a head to be our friend.
Another friend in maths: When in doubt, do a review set.
Me: Just for the record, I'm going to marry him and have his children (Me about Tuomas from the band Nightwish)
H, i come up with strange quotes all the time, at the moment my favourite is...
'Liars are the truthful ones... the honest are always lying to themselves.'
Humm, i'll edit this post when i can think up some more =D
An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
What about when you're laughing at someone and they get all defensive and ask why you're laughing at them you say "i'm laughing with you...... you're just not laughing yet." ;D
This quote (I suppose it's not really a quote though) also has the bonus of making the person you're laughing at smile and be happy. ;) Then they're not as angry with you.
I just had to add that in even if it's not really a quote. :-/
This isn’t really a meaningful quote, but I like it because its just random!
In the TV series [SCRUBS] JD gets kicked out of Carla and Turks apartment and the janitor offers his garage after hearing JD is homeless. In his fantasy J.D. takes the Janitor up on his offer, and sleeps in his garage. He awakes to a chittering sound and sees raccoons closing in around him. His face is covered with jam and he sticks his finger in it to taste it coming to the realisation that the raccoons are going to attack him. Anyway, it goes back to reality.
J.D.: You're gonna slather jam on my face and sic a family of raccoons on me, aren't you!
Janitor: Damn it. I've become predictable.
this part of a thai lullaby i learnt in choir many years ago... dont worry its the english version!
If you see the moonbeams shimmer
across the water
as twilight fades
and you hear the wind gently whisper
in a delecate seranade
Come and join us in the dance
share the moonbeams soft delight
gently we are singing evenings song
come celebrate this magic
I always loved it coz its so pretty...
Edit: yup, i was right.. i already have more... maybe i should have started up a thread? ~:|
alright, we all knew it was comming... and where better to put it but in a long-dead thread? :P
yes, that's right people- i'm going to start quoting Bleach :P wait! don't sigh, cringe, roll your eyes and click out of this yet! 8-| some of them are rather nice :D
“Now promise again. Tomorrow you will seal Kisuke Urahara in one of your barriers for a month” said by Soifon (to Hachi when she has to use her bankai again to save him)
this one is pretty:
“If I were the rain…that binds together the Earth and the Sky, which in all eternity will never mingle… would I be able to bind two hearts together as well?” said by Orihime.
this one was from after everyone had been bagging Ishida about his cape and ichigo turns up wearing a cloak:
“Ah, Kurosaki I see you’ve finally realized the importance of a cape” said by Ishida.
“That filthy brat will never survive Hueco Mundo if he is left to his own devices” said by Byakuya about Ichigo after he sends Rukia and Renji as 'help' :P
i like this one... its not pretty, but its kinda inspirational:
“What are you afraid of? Chad got hurt. Inoue got hurt. So what?!. Have you always been a man who loses spirit over little things like that!? Are you afraid of losing? Afraid of being unable to protect your friends? Or are you afraid of the hollow inside you? If you are afraid of losing, become more powerful! If you fear not being able to protect your friends, swear to do what must be done to protect them! And if you are afraid of the hollow inside you… become strong enough to crush it! Even if no one in the world believes you… stick out your chest and scream in defiance! That’s the kinda man you have been… in my heart Ichigo!!” said by Rukia to Ichigo when he hesitates to kill a hollow.
this one makes me go 'awww!':
“Big brothers…do you know why they’re born first? To protect the little ones who come after them!! What kind of brother says he’ll KILL his own sister? Even a MONSTER shouldn’t say that!!” said by Ichigo to Orihime's brother who became a hollow and was trying to eat her soul
“Live well, age well and go bald well. And die after me. And…if you can, die smiling” said by Isshin (Ichigo's dad) to Ichigo.
“The Fight can wait, Barbeque’s more important!” said by Hiyori.
“Heart and Soul are connected, what is important is where the heart is!” said by Yoruichi.
“Urgent, meet us outside Urahara shop immediately. P.S. If you’re thinking that this message is like some written-in-the-victim’s-own-blood cliché from some TV show…then you obviously have no sense of humour” written by Urahara to Ichigo in red paint XP lol he freaked out so much...
“Never admit defeat and ask for a quick death! Die first, then admit defeat! If you are defeated but didn’t die, it just means you were lucky! At those times, think only of survival! Survive and think only about killing the one who failed to kill you” said by Kenpachi.
"We are all like fireworks. We climb, shine, and always go our separate ways and become further apart. But even if that time comes, let's not disappear like a firework, and continue to shine... forever." - Toshiro Hitsugaya
"A strong will is stronger than steel" - Kisuke Urahara
"People are able to hold onto hope, since our eyes cannot see death." - Rukia Kuchiki
"You nuts?! What kind of sick twisted freak attacks his own son while he laying there sleeping?!" - Ichigo (explanation: Ichigo's dad randomly attacks him at random points in time to keep him 'on his toes'.. i know.. strange :P )
"That wasn't very nice. I do believe you've killed my hat." - Kisuke Urahara after ichigo sliced up his hat (lol i love this one!! XD )
"Ya gotta wonder about someone who'd be dumb enough to follow a person as crazy as he is. Wait, I think I just insulted myself." - Ganju Shiba
"Did I just get nick-named Pencil-head?" - Uryu Ishida (and in great confusion, might i add)
"A battle without risk is simply a child's quarrel." - Kira
"Admiration is the emotion farthest from comprehension" - Sosuke Aizen (hate to admit it, but its true.. dang you Aizen! [act]shakes fist[/act])
"It's easier to crush a dream than realize one, forming a bond is definatly harder than breaking one." - Gin Ichimaru
"Don't forget...As long as you're in my division, I'm on your side until death and beyond." - Kaien Shiba to Rukia (naww! :-" )
okies... most likely i'll think of more... i don't really mind if no one reads this- after all, i'm probably driving you all crazy already about Bleach stuff ;P
Has anyone heard of the quote.. "A real friend walks in when the rest of the world walks out." I believe it's very true.
my sister just said this one to me
"when you dislike a man, you should see what his life is like before you judge him, walk a mile in his shoes;
A) you'll be away from him. and
B) you also have his shoes"
XD XD XD
lol nice M ;P and i like yours ICR, very true :nod:
randomly, i like the quote "Dancing with the Devil in the pail moonlight" no idea why.. I just do :P
nice hell ;P
i like "silence is golden, duct tape is silver". it is just so true lol ;P