"forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate"
"everyone is entitled to my opinion"
"World Peace- or the world in pieces"
"Unique-existing as the only one or as the sole example; having no like or equal; unparalleled; incomparable:the embodiment of unique characteristics; the only specimen of a given kind:.......(goes on....)"
one of my favs:
End of the Movie - Bad Santa....
"S%@? Happens when you party Naked"
And one I saw on a Hippy Van on the way down the Great Ocean Rd (Princetown):
"All of you who THINK you know EVERYTHING, are REALLY annoying to those of us who ACTUALLY do!"
Great Sarcastic humour!!!!
;P ;P ;P ;P
333 - Only Half Evil (I have a friend with this shirt and have been longing to steal it from him)
i like the one that says "I'm with stupid" and points upward, like the one in my avie ;P
Saw this on a random kid's t-shirt the other day.
WARNING: Mouth operates faster than brain.
One of my friend's brothers:
Okay, I admit it. He did it -->
I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?
Not on shirts yet:
if it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
I have a t-shirt that reads CHCOCOLATE IS CHEAPER THAN NEW SHOES.
I own a T-shirts that say 'Don't blame me. I was born awesome!' and 'Cool Bananas'.
My friend wanted to get a T-shirts that said "I'm not short, I'm fun sized" ... but they only came in large! ;P
Loza has one of those T-Shirts Bibliophile!
I have a pyjama shirt that reads "I do not Gossip" in big letters and in smaller letters "So listen very carefully"
Mine would be.....:
"I'M TEAM I DON'T GIVE A F@#*!!!' from the premier of the film 'Vampire Suck'.
"I'm with stupid"
"I rise with the VAMPIRES"
"SMIGGLE! Smile and Giggle!"
This is a series of speach from this t-shirt I bought...:
"OMG! IT'S TAYLOR LAUTNER!!!"
"WHADAYA MEAN TAYLOR WHO?"
"Geeezzzz, calm down. What's the big deal with this 'Taylor Lautner'?"
*a loud thump and several groans*
"TAKE THAT BACK!!!"
"WHY DID YOU RUGBY TACKLE ME?!
Yeah, the text was small. Silver small text on the back of a plain black t-shirt.
I'd love to have a T-Shirt that pays out vampires. :D
i have a t-shirt which i believe sums me up nicely...
it says: 'mad as a hatter' over a silhouette image of the mad hatter from Alice inWonderland... :D
i saw this on a bumper sticker once and i want it on a t-shirt:
i've gone away to find myself. if i come back before i return, keep me here.
my friend made a "Man Bear Pig. i'm super cereal" t-shirt
and they should make ones that say, "the only difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has limits."
im going to make one that says “There are people who take refuge in libraries as naturally as lemmings look for a cliff.” i love Gilly!
there are probably heaps of others i'll think of later...... :D
I'd love a jumper that said over the chest area "Stop perving!" hahaha. i could be rich if i made that happen. i would also love a shirt that said "my favourite vegertable is a saadless grape!" hahahaha again. finally i would love a jumper that says:
" (baby clown says) 'Mummy, where did i come from?'
(mummy clown says) 'When a mummy clown and a daddy clown love each other very much...'"
hahahahahahaha and one more ha for good measure. ha. that one is the bestest.