I could find Red Dwarf quotes here, but no Doctor Who...I know this'll appeal to only a few of us...but thought it was time to share out favourite Doctor Who (classic and recent series) and Torchwood quotes! Doctor Who:
Absolute best lines ever: Quote:
The Doctor: Have you met the French? My God, they know how to party.
Rose: Oh, look at what the cat dragged in. The Oncoming Storm (BEST - LINE - EVER!!).
The Doctor: Ooh, you sound just like your mother.
Rose: What have you been doing? Where have you been?
The Doctor: Well, among other things, I think I just invented the banana daiquiri a couple of centuries early.~ Girl in the Fireplace ~
The Doctor: Go! Now! Don't drop the banana!
Jack: Why not?!
The Doctor: Good source of potassium!~ The Doctor Dances ~
Jack: (incredulous) Who has a sonic screwdriver?
The Doctor: I do!
Jack: Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, 'oo-hoo, this could be a little more sonic?'
The Doctor: What, you've never been bored? Never had a long night? Never had a lot of cabinets to put up?~ The Doctor Dances ~
Actually I could probably post the whole of The Doctor Dances
, that episode just cracks me up.Torchwood:
One of my favourite lines is a simple one from Ianto: "Life...knife..."
Other than that one...Jack;
"There you go! I can taste it! Estrogen. Definitely estrogen. Take the pill, flush it away, it enters the water cycle. Feminizes the fish. Goes all the way up into the sky then falls all the way back down onto me. Contraceptives in the rain. (shakes his head) Love this planet. Still, 'least I won't get pregnant. Never doing that again."