16 years ago
Tue Sep 04 2007, 05:59pm
Minnie: Arr, Cut Lass, [act]launches into song[/act]
Spiders be the loveliest of creatures,
Fuzzy legs and fangs and other features,
Though where fuzzy is concerned,
I have through my travels learned,
That the badger is the rottenest of all!
Oooooooh! -
[act]is silenced from a barrage of knives thrown by Sue[/act]
Minnie: [act]frowns[/act] I'll never finish my musical at this rate. What is the point of even attempting for the treasure, if my pirate musical is doomed to be shunned before it starts?! [act]sobs dramatically[/act]
Sue: Just...stop yer catterwalling [act]holds up fist[/act].
Kanga: Arrr! Well, badgers will no be givin' you a hard time on the high seas, me hearty! Be that why you became a pirate Minnie? Me, I don't give two shakes o' the cat's tail for badgers or crawlin' things. It's what lurks in the deeps o' the sea that shivers me timbers. I read of them in a book once - great gellid slugs wi' mou's full o' teeth! It aye keeps me awake at night.
*Kanga gestures with her cutlass, and everyone jumps like kids at a campfire*
Kanga: That be why all I want is to find lots o' treasure so's I can retire to the safety of a llama farm.
Minnie: Ooh, aye, Peg-leg, indeed 'tis, there be far too many of the scurvy creatures on the mainland! They are a most hideous of colour, black and white has nothing shiny about it, wouldn't you agree, Peg-Leg?
[act]looks around the food on deck forlornly[/act]
Now, I could murder a pineapple. Where be they?
*recovers from panic attck*
?The Cut Lass:Pineapples? Why would ye want to be eating pineapples when ye can eat apples? I could ea apples til me other eye went blind! I could think of nothing more grand than a whole bushel of apples. aisde from bringing terror to the 7 seas! Aye, if there be not treasure enough to spend on booze at the end of this here treasure hunt i'd spend it on apples!
Slashin minnie you ought ta be ashamed. Would ye spend your share of the treasure on pineapples?
*wanders back on to deck looking slighly worse for wear*
Hmm, I'm not feelin' up t' meh best *blanches*. Sorry for missin' most o' the wonderful introductions of ye all. *wonders how they're going and if everone has managed to give the required information ;) *
16 years ago
Tue Sep 04 2007, 09:38pm
Kanga: Arr, lad, you be right! There's not much time left for gassin' and me head ain't what it once were for rememberin'. Not since the freak accident at the particle accelerator lab lost me my eye, and my leg to boot. After that there were nothin' else to do but find a bunk on a ship and sail the beautiful, blue sea.
Arr, but I be ramblin' again. Gettin' all nostalgic. Tell me, shipmates, what was it that brought you all to this here ship. Treasure, lootin' or love of the sea?
Tiz funny you should mention it Peg-leg but I cam here to hav me name feared throughout the carribean! tiz why i became a pirate!
Yo ho me hearties. Time is up for discovering all you can about you land lubbing crew mates. Please feel free to mingle with you other crew mates on deck while you await your questions!