Raychi: *sneeze* I don't like these here mountains. they be the ones i saw them evil creatures on with the 'scope! *shudders* Take me home!
Minnie: *still being carried* What be them creatures you see?
Raychi: Well... um...
All: Well spit it out!
Raychi: ELEPHANTS! *shudders and falls to the ground in a fit*
Vixen: Aarrr? *raises eye brow*
Sam-the-Teddy: Vixen says, 'ye be afraid of Elephants?
Raychi: *convulses in a fit* Stop it! STOP IT! *stops moving suddenly*
Minnie: Ray, are you alright?
Raychi: *listens to ground* They are getting closer!! *winces and starts crying loudly*
Charity: *kneels down next to Ray* Shh Cray, you need to be strong. *picks Ray up*
Minnie: Man, she is in a right state, why do Elephants get her so worked up?
Raychi: *cries louder*
Sam-the-Teddy: Vixen thinks maybe something happened with an elephant in her past. But and that he hopes she will pull herself together soon.
*all walk further into the mountains, Charity still carrying the distraught Ray*
Aliya: *apparates in front of all* Lordy, what have ye been doin' to ye selves, me maties? Ar so we be headin' through the hills? The hills be alive with the sound of piiirates. Ar and Teddy, I have brought Ted & Hope for you.
Hope: Common everyone, let's go!
Ted: I'm Ted and you're Teddy
Teddy: Yes and I suppose Ted is your nickname?
Ted: Arr yus it be so, my name is truly Teddy
Minnie: Who cares?? We have hay and we need a llama, let's go!
Aliya: Oo but I'm tiiiired! *hops onto Jennza Bluey's back* Piggyback ride! Joy! Raychi, are you alright my daft mafia pirate??
Teddy: my rightful name is Sam you know. Vixen was polite enough to give me a name of my very own....i mean how many other teddy bears do you know who are named Sam........
All: Teddy....shut up!!
Minnie: Can ye bunch of scurvy dogs be puttin me down now, I'm thinkin' I can see one of them thar Llamas over thata way. [act]points[/act] which one of ya has the telescope?
JS: Llamas? What be a Llama?
(EI: Sorry about not participating so far in this challenge guys, I really hate exam time :()
Aliya: Arr, Llama be a sacred animal that we are searching for under the orders of ye ol' town. Arr.
JS: Arr, ye say?
Deb: Arr, she does!
'Sam': Pleasant to meet you, my fair lady *goes to bow*
JS: Arr, off we go me hearties! Lead the way!
Aliya: I have the telescope! Here ye are, Deb
Deb: *looks through telescope* I see a llama! Bless us, we see the llama!
Raychi: Let us run forth!
All: AYE!! *All runs forth with full enthusiasm in the general direction of the llama Deb has spotted*
[act]The team watch the Llama in it's natural habitat, hoping that it won't run away once they show themselves...[/act]
JS: 'Ow are we sposed ta get it ta come with us?
Vixen: Mebbe bribe it?
Minnie: Why would we wanna bribe a llama?
Aliya: How else is it not gonna run off?
JS: All animals like food...
Minnie: Arrr that be w'at the riddel be talking bout!
Vixen: Where be some hay?
Dawkins: didnt someone stuff th' hay inside their clothes.... me swears i heard it earlier.....
Sam-the teddy: Well really, if you lot can't even remember that you have been carrying Minnie there to keep the hay safe.......well! What sort of pirates have we got ourselves mixed up with Vixen?
Vixen: Arrrrrrrrr. They be fine, Sam me mate.
Minnie: I think it may be hungry me hearties, it be comin' this way.
Aliya: Minnie, get out here!
Minnie: *inches out from behind Dawkins*
Aliya: Minnie you need to give back the hay now
Minnie: No, it's my hay, it's my..
Vixen: Give back the blooming hay, you daft girl!
Minnie: *shakes hay from clothing*
All: *gets together hay into a bundle*
Jacqueline: llama, friend or foe?
Aliya: Oh for lordy's sake!
Llama: Friend, unless of course you are foe..?
Raychi: It speaks!
Times is running short! Quick, get to the Native's camp with their Sacred Llama or they will be most unhappy!
JS: A llama that speaks? Is that possible?
Miinie: We ain't got time to wonder me lads. Now, you be a llama that likes hay?
Minnie: [act]Hands over hay[/act] Will ye come with us on our lit'le quest?
Vixen: That be too easy. What be the catch.
JS: [act]Consulting map[/act] Ummm... me mateys...?
JS: That be our destination. [act]Points[/act]
Minnie: Fina-! [act]Is cut short when she sees a lake seething with piranas in their path[/act]
Aliya: What next? Acid water?
Teddy: Piranas are not as bad as they are made out to be you know. [act]jumps down off Minnie's shouderand walks up to the lake[/act] hello there chaps...nice day for a swim.
Pirana: [act]bubbles rise to top of lake[/act]
Teddy: qite so, quite so, but thes pirates are really very string....not much meat at all...come from spending all that time at sea. I do believe the all have a bad case of scurvey as well. Except for possibly Miss Charity there who keeps her lemons handy.
Pirana: [act]more bubbles[/act]
Teddy: Oh no I'm afraid that you can't eat the Llama instead. It's to be taken to the village across the lake for the natives who hold him sacred.
Llama: [act]preens[/act] I have to get there rather quickly as well so please mr Bear get them to let us pass.
Teddy: Ok, Ok, give me a minute.
Minnie: we may not ave a minute
JS: Has it occurred to anyone that the teddy is doing all the talkin' ere. ain't we got a pirate among us that can talk pirana?
lilliana: are you sure there's no acid water?
Pirana: [act]lots of bubbles[/act]
Teddy: A leg or two??? Well i guess there is always that. A few of them could arrange for.......
Charity: Don't say it!!!!!!
Teddy: [act]smirks[/act] just kidding. They said its ok to cross so long as we give them some of the hay.
Minnie: [act]Starts pulling hay out of her clothes and throwing it to the piranas[/act] 'ere ya go.
[act]The crew walk down to the lake and wade in loooking around worriedly at the piranas. teddy jumps onto to Vixwn's shoulder and very soon is sitting on her head as the water becomes very deep and they have to swim, the Llama swimming along in the middle of the pack. On reaching the other side they are met by the natives and hand over the Llama and what is left of the hay which is now rather wet.[/act]
Teddy: ............so you see that piranas around here are actually vegetarian and so were no danger to you at all
after a long walk through the hills and land, the group comes to the town.. finally..
Minnie: We've come to the town! Finally!
Aliya: Arr, it be so, lass. Let us take the sacred llama to the tribe leader. Arr.
Vixen's Teddy: I shall lead the way and perhaps present the team -
Llama: I will lead us, thankyou!
they come to the tribe leader
Raychi: We have come with your sacred llama
Aliya: It be true, says I
Vixen: It was a hard journey
Raychi: But it was worth it
Dawkins: Yes it was indeedi. You've just been indeeded!
Jacqueline Sparrow: Ooh you got that off Punked, right?
JS: Did you see that episode where -
Tribe Leader: *coughs meaningfully* We thank you greatly for bringing to us our sacred llama.
Aliya: Did you know it talks?
Tribe Leader: Of course we did, silly girl. It is ours. *looks exasperated* As I was saying, we thank you greatly for returning our sacred talking llama..
Charity: I still be waitin fer th' catch.
Llama: I assure you good lady that this task is all above board.
Charity: Who ye be callin a lady?...and anything that be above board is sure t' be a dangerous thing, them peg legs come from boards-
Teddy: I see now why they called her Mad Charity....
Minnie: -me preciousss. [act]Hugs a small bunch of hay[/act]
Raychi: *still a little shaken about Elephants*
Minnie:-me preciousss ... *looks up at Ray's face* Ray...
Raychi: *points* Eggh.
Charity: Ray you look like ye belong in a fishtank. Why is your face green?
Minnie: *looks where Ray was pointing* Oh no. The tribe keeps Elephants.
Raychi: eaggehwagh... *feints*
Minnie: *gasps and runs over to revive raychi*
Everyone: Oh my... Ooer... someone call the ambulance!
Tribe leader: What be happening to ye mate?
Minnie: She is severely afraid of Elephants. *shakes Ray a little*
Teddy: you should really leave her.
Minnie: But what about the next task, we need her shes so Crazy and Smart.
Teddy: *rolls eyes* If you wake her up she will be worse
Tribe leader: Ahar, Send for Igi, we need a spare room laid out for this here lass for the moment.
*random Tribes man walks away*
Charity: Will she be alright, she looks like a Turtle. all green and slimy
Minnie: I hope she will be.
Aliya: *sobs* She is afraid of Elephants! oh gosh. she must be so dreadfully terrified for her to get physically sick from just seeing one.