Mystic Guilden
16 years ago
Mystic Guilden
Mage
I thought I'd begin this thread so the one in the Library wouldnt end up full of quotes.
Here are a few more of my fav lines.
"What good can they do? They're dead." (Grandma, Mulan)
"I LIVE!!" (Mushu, Mulan)
First Ancestor: "..And what do you do, oh demoted one?"
Mushu: "I… ring the gong" (Mulan)
And lastly (for now anyways :P )
Mushu: Did somebody ask for a Miracle?? Let me hear you say AHA!"
Mulan: "AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"
Mushu: "That’s close enough"
Mystic Guildmistress
16 years ago
Mystic Guildmistress
Mage
My absolute favourite disney movie quote:
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts,
Diddly diddly dum,
Here they are a standing in a row
Dum dum dum...
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!" :roll:
(If you don't know what movie that's from you have missed out big time :P)
Wanderer Ward
16 years ago
Wanderer Ward
Mage
From Hercules:
Fate: In 19 years precicely, the planets will align every so nicely.
Hades: [act]as aside[/act] ai, verse!
Fate: Then the time to act will be at hand, unleash the titans your evil plan.
Fate: Then the once proud Zeus will fall, and you, Hades will rule them all!
Hades: YEEEEES!
Fate: A word of caution to this tale, if Hercules should fight, you will fail!
Hades: WHAT!!!!!!!!! [act]much fire appears[/act]
yes, I know that off by heart... ~:|
I could keep going, but as I'm watching Mulan right now, I can't think of any others!
HAHA, another Hercules one:
Phil: Use your head!
*Hercules headbutts the monster*
Phil: No not that way! ::)
Wanderer Ward
16 years ago
Wanderer Ward
Mage
Beauty and the Beast -
Gaston's fangirls, in regards to Belle's rejection of him:
Fangirl 1: What's wrong with her?
Fangirl 2: She's crazy!
Fangirl 3: He's gorgeous!
[act]all three swoon[/act]
Mystic Guildmistress
16 years ago
Sun Jul 13 2008, 11:04am
Mystic Guildmistress
Mage
Lol don't get me started on Beauty and the Beast quotes :D
Gaston: I'd like to thank you all for coming to my wedding. But first I'd better go in there and propose to the girl.
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Gaston: This is the day your dreams come true.
Belle: What do you know about my dreams, Gaston?
Gaston: Plenty! Here, picture this: A rustic hunting lodge, my latest kill roasting on the fire, and my little wife massaging my feet, while the little ones play on the floor with the dogs. We'll have six or seven
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Beast: I want to do something for her... but what?
Cogsworth: Well, there's the usual things: flowers... chocolates... promises you don't intend to keep...
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Lumiere: [trying to prepare the Beast for his dinner with Belle] Voila! Oh, you look so... so...
Beast: [fur done up in curls and bows] Stupid.
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Chip: Do I still have to sleep in the cupboard?
Ashlings' guildleader
16 years ago
Ashlings' guildleader
Master of Obernewtyn
Zerg: Surrender, Buzz Lightyear. I have won.
Buzz: I'll never give in. You killed my father!
Zerg: No, Buzz. I am your father.
Buzz: No!
Wanderer Ward
16 years ago
Wanderer Ward
Mage
Lilo: Cobra Bubbles, aliens are attacking my house!
Cobra Bubbles: [act]reaches down to shake hands with Lilo[/act] Nice to meet you.
Lilo: [act]tilts her head as if to read something[/act] Your knuckles say ‘Cobra.’
[act]Cobra Bubbles withdraws his hand [/act]
Lilo: ’Cobra Bubbles.’ You don’t look like a social worker.
Cobra Bubbles: I’m a special classification.
Lilo: Did you ever kill anyone?
Cobra Bubbles: [act]frowns[/act] We’re getting off the subject.
16 years ago
Wed Jul 16 2008, 02:38am
HAhA
I love this section of the song:
Timon:
Take Pumbaa here
Why, when he was a young warthog.
Pumbaa: When I was a young WARTHOOOOOGGGG!
Timon: very nice
Pumbaa: thanks
Timon: He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal. He could clear the savannah after every meal!
Pumbaa: I'm a sensitive soul, though i seem thick-skinned. And it hurt that my friends never stood DOWNWIND!!!
And oh! the shame! He was ashamed
Thought of changing my name! What's in a name
And I got downhearted How did it feel
Every time I Pumbaa, *claps hand over mouth* not in front of the kids!
Simba: o_O
Mystic Guilden
16 years ago
Mystic Guilden
Mage
"He's a magnificent horse, with the brains of a bird" (Zeus, Hercules)
"Hey guys, Olympus would be that way" (Hades, Hercules)
"I've gone way beyond afraid. Right now I'm somewhere between bedwetting and a near death experience" (Rizzo, Mupper Treasure Island)
The only good moment of The Hunchback of Notre Dame:
Phoebus to his horse: Achilles! Heel!
16 years ago
Wed Jul 16 2008, 02:36am
I know this is not Disney; but it's as good as Disney :P
Sid: Boy. For a second there, I thought you were gonna eat me!
Diego: I don't eat junkfood.
Diego: That pink thing is mine.
Sid: Actually that pink thing belongs to us.
Diego: "Us?" you two are bit of an odd couple
Manny: There is no "us"
Diego: I see. Can't have one of your own so you want to adopt.
Diego: Are you calling me a liar?
Sid: I didn't say that
Diego: But you were thinking it
Sid:*aside to Manfred* I don't like this cat. He reads minds.
Manny: I'm not fat. It's all this fur. It makes me look poofy.
Manny: Don't you have some poor, helpless animal to disembowel?
Sid: I'm a sloth. I see a tree, I eat a leaf. That's my tracking.
Sid: The big bad tigey-wigey gets left behind. awww Poor tigey-wigey.
Manny: Sid, tigey wigey is gonna lead the way.
...
Diego: You won't always have jumbo to protect you. And when that day comes, I suggest you watch your back, cos I'll be chewing on it.
Sid: Excuse me ladies. You just keep marinating and I'll be right back.
Female sloth 1: He's not much to look at, but it's so hard to find a family guy these days.
Female sloth 2: Tell me about it. All the sensitive ones get eaten.
Wanderer Ward
16 years ago
Wanderer Ward
Dreamscape Artist
I love "Colours of the Wind" from Pocahontus, so here it is!
You think you own whatever land you land on,
The earth is just a dead thing you can claim,
But I know every rock and tree and creature,
Has a life, has a spirit, has a name.
You think the only people who are people,
Are people who look and think like you,
But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger,
You'll learn things you never knew you never knew.
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?
Or asked the grinning bob cat why he grins?
Can you sing with all the voices of the mountains?
Can you paint with all the colours of the wind?
Can you paint with all the colours of the wind?
Come run the hidden pine trails of the forest,
Come taste the sun sweet berries of the earth,
Come roll in all the riches all around you,
And for once never wonder what they're worth.
The rainstorm and the river are my brothers,
The heron and the otter are my friends,
And we are all connected to each other,
In a circle, in a hoop that never ends.
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?
Or let the eagle tell you where he's been?
Can you sing with all the voices of the mountains?
Can you paint wih all the colours of the wind?
Can you paint wih all the colours of the wind?
How high does the sycamore grow?
If you cut it down then you'll never know.
And you'll never hear the wolf cry to the blue corn moon,
For whether we are white or coloured skin,
We need to sing with all the voices of the mountains,
We need to paint with all the colours of the wind.
You can own the earth but still,
All you'll own is earth until,
You can paint with all the colours of the wind.
I love it! It's so meaningful and appropriate. If political leaders sang songs like this, maybe more people would vote for them. Maybe...
I love anything high school musical.....duh! (everyone should know by now :P )
instead of saying supercalifragilisticexpialodocious....I say "humuhumunukanukaapawaha-almalahinimalahikihu" which is just as long ;)
I also love Colours of the WInd and i have random singing bursts of it :P
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
16 years ago
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
Dreamscape Artist
If anyone wants flute music for the following Disney movie pieces, I'll try and get time to scan and send them to you.
from Aladdin and the King of Thieves:
Out of Thin Air
The Lion King:
Can You Fell the Love Tonight
Circle of Life
Hakuna Matata
I Just Can't Wait to be King
This Land
101 Dalmations:
Cruella De Vil
Pocahontas:
Colors of the Wind
Just Around the Riverbend
Mine, Mine, Mine
The Return of Jafar:
Forget About Love
Toy Story:
Strange Things
You've Got a Friend in Me
I have a piano book of Beauty and the Beast :)
Some of my faves are
From Mulan
Mushu: All right! Rise and shine, Sleeping Beauty! Come on. Hup, hup, hup! Get your clothes on. Get ready. Got breakfast for ya. Look, you get porridge...
[Porridge has a fried-eggs-and-bacon smile]
Mushu: And it's happy to see you.
[Cri-kee hops in the middle of the porridge]
Mushu: Hey, get outta there! You gonna make people sick!
Mushu: The truth is we're both frauds. Your ancestors never sent me, they don't even like me. But you risked your life to help people you love. I risked your life to help myself. At least you had good intentions.
[Cri-Kee chirps sadly at Mushu]
Mushu: What? What do you mean you're not lucky? You lied to me?
Mushu: [to Mulan's horse] And what are you, a sheep?
Mushu: My little baby, off to destroy people.
Chi Fu: Insubordinate ruffians! You men owe me a new pair of slippers! And I do not squeal like a girl.
[a panda eats his slipper; he squeals like a girl]
Mushu: [disguised as a messenger riding the panda] Urgent news from the General.
[beat]
Mushu: What's the matter? Never seen a black-and-white before?
Chi Fu: Who are you?
Mushu: Excuse me? I think the question is, who are you? We're in a war, man! There's no time for stupid questions! I should have your hat for this, snatch it right off your head. But I'm feeling gracious today, so carry on before I report you.
Mushu: Did you see those Huns? They popped out of the snow, like daisies!
Chi Fu: Order. People, order.
Citizen: I'll have a pan-fried noodle.
Chien-Po: Ooh, ooh, sweet-and-pungent shrimp.
Citizen: Moo goo gai pan.
Chi Fu: That's not funny.
Mulan: Oh, I see you have a sword, I have one too. They're very manly... and tough.
From The Emperor's New Groove
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: You're not just gonna let him die like that, are you?
Kronk: My shoulder angel.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: Don't listen to that guy. He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm gonna lead you down the path that *rocks*.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: Oh, come off it.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: *You* come off it.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: You.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: You.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: You.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: You infinity.
[Shoulder Angel grrs]
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: Listen up, big guy. I got three good reasons why you should just walk away. Number one. Look at that guy! He's got that sissy stringy music thing.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: We've been through this. It's a harp, and you know it.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: Oh, right. That's a harp, and that's a dress.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: Robe!
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: Reason number two. Look what I can do. Ha-ha, ha!
[does one-armed handstand]
Kronk: But what does that have to do with anything?
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: No, no. He's got a point.
Kronk: Listen, you guys. You're sort of confusing me, so, uh, begone... or, uh, y'know, however I get rid of you guys.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil, Kronk's Shoulder Angel: That'll work.
[Angel and devil disappear]
Kuzco: It's my birthday gift to me. I'm so happy.
Kuzco: Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
Yzma: Fired? W-W-What do you mean, "fired"?
[Kuzco snaps his finger and a servant comes in and writes down Yzma's "pink slip"]
Kuzco: Um, how else can I say it? "You're being let go." "Your department's being downsized." "You're part of an outplacement." "We're going in a different direction." "We're not picking up your option." Take your pick. I got more.
Kuzco: Oh, yeah. This is the real me.
[cut to llama]
Kuzco: Not this.
[back to Kuzco]
Kuzco: This...
[back to llama]
Kuzco: Not this.
[back to Kuzco]
Kuzco: Winner...
[back to llama]
Kuzco: Loser!
Kuzco: What is this guy babbling about? He's like the thing that wouldn't shut up.
[plotting ways to kill Kuzco]
Yzma: Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives...
[laughs]
Yzma: ...I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!
[knocks over bottle of poison on flower, which shrivels up and dies]
Yzma: Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this.
Kuzco: No touchy.
Yzma: Are you talking to that squirrel?
Kronk: I was a junior chipmunk, uh, and I had to be versed in all the woodland creatures.
[to squirrel]
Kronk: Please continue.
[squirrel talks to Kronk]
Yzma: [walking away] Why me? Why me? Why me? Why...?
Kronk: Hey, it doesn't always have to be about you. This poor little guy's had it rough. Seems a talking llama gave him a hard time the other day.
[Yzma rushes over to them]
Yzma: Oh, a talking llama? Do tell.
[squirrel whispers to Kronk]
Kronk: Uh, he doesn't really wanna talk to you.
Yzma: Well, then *you* ask him.
Kronk: [sigh] Hate being in the middle.
Kronk: [speaking squirrel] Squeaky, uh, squeak, sqeaker, squeakin'.
[after firing Yzma]
Kuzco: [sing-song] So... who's in my chaaaaaair?
Kronk: Oh, oh! I know! Yzma. Yzma's in your chair, right?
Kuzco: Very good, Kronk! Here. Get the snack.
[after getting hit in the head with a frying pan]
Kuzco: You have a lovely wife. They're both very pretty.
[last lines]
Kronk: My acorn is missing.
Junior Chipmunk Class: Squeak, squeakin', squeak, squeakity.
Kronk: Did you eat the acorn?
Junior Chipmunk Class: Squeaker, squeak, squeak, squeakin'?
Kronk: You owe me a new acorn.
Junior Chipmunk Class: Squeak squeak squeak, squeak, squeaker...
[one boy nudges Yzma]
Yzma Kitty: [sulky] Squeakin'.
Kronk: I'm so proud of you guys.
