Okays, saw this in the 'Dameon vs Rushton' thread, and I couldn't resist :P
Lol, Elf and Ariel. That'd be an interesting relationship...I can imagine them sitting at the dinner table trying to poison each other or something Very Mr and Mrs Smith!
Arien
This, has an interesting mental image in my mind :P and I'd like to see how other Obernetters go with this.
Synopsis:
John and Jane Smith are an ordinary suburban couple with an ordinary, lifeless suburban marriage. But each is hiding something the other would kill to know: Mr. and Mrs. Smith are actually highly paid, incredibly efficient assassins, and they work for competing organizations.
Mr. and Mrs. Smith discover a new source of excitement in their marriage, when they're hired to assassinate each other... and that's when the real fun starts. The result is the ultimate action spectacle, as Mr. and Mrs. Smith put their formidable skills to work and their marriage to the ultimate test.
Ariel and Elspeth are an ordinary suburban couple - only because some crazy Obernetter thought it'd be hilarious to marry off Ariel and Elspeth through a crazy turn of events which probably went something like this:
Ariel: Elspeth - I hate you.
Elspeth: I hate you more. You've tortured and hurt all the people I love and don't seem to have an guilt over it.
Ariel: So?! You have the directions to the weapon machines that I want. [act]sulks[/act]
Elspeth: [act]rolls eyes[/act] Oh please, that puppy-eyed lost little boy look won't work on me!
Ariel: [act]fumes[/act] As if I want you're sympathy!
Elspeth: Hey, I'm not the one who's been chasing me on the dreamtrails!
Ariel: For-the-W-E-A-P-O-N-M-A-C-H-I-N-E-S. Geez, just because a few boys pine over you, you think
everyone in the book loves you.
Elspeth: I do not!
Ariel: [act]Mockingly[/act] Oh Elspeth, you're sooo wonderful and have such a mysterious air around you. Will you marry me?
MK: [act]jumps in[/act] Eee?! Was that proposal?
Ariel: What?! Who the heck are you?
MK: [act]ignores and whips out microphone[/act] Elspeth - Ariel, your nemesis has
just proposed to you -
Ariel: That wasn't a proposal, that was dripping with sarcas-
MK: [act]continues talking to Elspeth[/act] I know what the fangirls what you to pick:
[act]cut to fangirls[/act]
Fangirls: USE YOU MIND POWERS ON HIM! HE GOT TO DOMICK!!!
MK: [act]cough[/act] Er, no - I mean these fangirls:
[act]cut to other fangirls[/act]
Fangirls: [act]SQUEE!!![/act] It's Ariel! He's sooo hot!! If anyone can make him a goodie Elspeth it's you!
Fangirl 2: Or me.
Fangirl 3: Hey?! I think
I know how to deal with the drop dead gorgeous pyschopath!
Fangirl 2: Back off he's mine!
[act]cut back to Elf, MK and Ariel[/act]
... [act]crickets chirrup[/act]
Ariel: Sooo, is this going anywhere?
Elspeth: I agree.
MK: [act]pounces[/act] You agree! You hear that everyone we have a ravek!
Elspeth: WHAT? I - no! I mean -
MK: [act]does synopsis spiel[/act]
Ariel and Elspeth are an ordinary suburban couple -
Ariel: What's 'suburban'
Elspeth: Nevermind that?! How did we just end up to be a couple?!
MK:
- with an ordinary, lifeless suburban marriage. But each is hiding something the other would kill to know: Elspeth and Ariel are actually both after the Weaponmachines that created the Great White!
Mr. and Mrs. Smith discover a new source of excitement in their marriage, when they're realise they need each other to complete their objectives... and that's when the real fun starts. The result is the ultimate action spectacle, as Mr. and Mrs. Smith put their formidable skills to work and their marriage to the ultimate test.
Ariel: I'm not doing this.
Elspeth: Me neither.
MK: I'm sorry - you have no choice ;D The beauty of being a script writer.
Ariel: You know, we could torture her now.
Elspeth: [act]considers[/act]
MK: Luckily - as script writer, I have immunity to your powers ;D
Ariel: Oh poo.
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Anyways :P I'd like to begin with what Avialle wrote up:
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Yeah, I can just see them sitting at opposite ends of a really long table, glaring suspiciously at each other.
Ariel: (sweetly) So, how was your day? [act]narrows eyes[/act]
Elspeth: Fine. |:| And you? Did you torture anyone today... sweetie? [act]winces[/act]
Ariel: Oh, just a few misfits...
Elspeth: [act]lips tighten[/act]