Atthis: On the bright side, you're not as dence as him! :D
Ariel: Should I resent that?
Elf: She called me dumb ":(
Ariel: ":( Who are you to call MY WIFE dumb?
Atthis: o_O You want to make something of it, little human?
Ariel: Elspeth, do you think I could call up the wolves?
Elf: Be my guest. Wait! I mean, no, you were supposed to have set them free!
Ariel: You didn't say WHEN I had to set them free...
Elf: I did too! On our wedding night, I said: Go set those wolves free NOW!
Ariel: Well, anyone could have misunderstood that.
Atthis: You two really were made for each other.
Both: ":( ":( what's that supposed to mean?
Atthis: *shruggs* *Slips out*
Elf: She's useless.
Ariel: I'll say.
Both: *stop* *look at each other* Did we just agree on something? :O 8-| :O 8-|
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
World: [act]explodes[/act] 8-|
14 years ago
Sun Aug 15 2010, 05:44pm
Atthis: *flies into a tree* x_X
Elspeth and Ariel: *shiver uncomfortably*
Elspeth: ":( How dare you agree with me!!? I don't even like you! And what are you doing in my room?
Ariel: Ugh! You think I WANT to agree with you? Trust me lady, I sure as Lud do not want to end up on the good side. *blanches* Besides, I was just going to hop on the Dreamtrails and have some fun...stalking you in your dreams
Elspeth: Oh good. I mean I don't want to agree with you ever again. It's like my worst nightmare.
Ariel: I'm sure it isn't dear. Isn't your worst nightmare actually liking me?
Elspeth: Ugh! :-X Get out of my room before you make me physically sick.
Ariel: *snort* Oh no. You're afraid that I might make you physically enjoy yourself.
Elspeth: ":( *throws a pillow at him* Get out! And stay out of my dreams!
Ariel: *sniggers* *to himself* Aaah. What she doesn't know won't hurt her. I fully plan to stalk you in your dreams, littlesadeyes.
Elspeth: *by herself* *sigh* I'm going to leave to find those weaponmachines tomorrow. And when I do, I'll throw them at Ariel. *grins evilly*
Atthis: *mindsends* Are you sure that is wise Innle?
Elspeth: Oh be quiet, bird.
Atthis: *sigh* Teenages these days. *tsk tsk* *shakes beak*
Elspeth: teenager??? what is that??? INES, help please
INES: teenager, the state between adulthood and childhood
Elspeth: ummm... more information please
INES: a human is a teenager between the ages of thirteen and nineteen. It is called the teenage years because the ages end in 'teen'
Elspeth: is this a beforetime term?
INES: it was a term entered into my system before i was sent to sleep.
Elspeth: Atthis, why did you use that term?
Atthis: to get your mind onto something else
Ariel: *calls from other rooom" baby why are you talking to that silly bird again, we both know that she is insane and has not one bit of sense in her....
Atthis: BOTH KNOW???? INSANE???? NOT ONE BI OF SENSE????? well this is the last you will be seeing of me!
Elspeth: Atthis he does not kno what he is talking about... please dont leave me alone... i dont think i would be able to finish my quest without you
Atthis: [sub]if it wasnt for the quest i would have left you alone long ago[/sub] i know you wouldnt be able to finish your quest.... i do not like it when i get called names.... i may be old but im not insane.... i have the knowledge of generations!
Ariel (from other room): Generations of CRAZY people!
Elf: Shut up!
Ariel: *pokes head back into room* *smirks*
Innes: According to my files, you may both be crazy. Hearing voices is not a sign of mental health, you know.
Elf: Mental whatsit?
Ariel: Did the computer just call us crazy?
Elf: I don't think I appreciate being called crazy.
Atthis: Well, now you know what it feels like.
Ariel: And I'm not crazy!
Elf: That's right, he's defective; there's a difference.
Ariel: Hey!
Elf: ;P
Atthis: ~:|
Innes: Perhaps calling them teenagers overestimates their maturity?
Atthis: Indeed.
Innes: Wait, now I'M hearing the voices! 8-|
Ariel: You ARE a dissembodied voice. Who are you to talk?
Innes: I resent that.
Ariel: That's what you get for calling my wife and me crazy XP
Elf: That's right!
Both: *look at each other, realize they almost agreed with each other again, and quickly look away*
Ariel: I think I'm going to go out. *thnks: I need to torture something before her goodness really gets to me*
Elf: Me too. *I need to save some poor animal's life before his evilness corrupts me*
Atthis: Don't go far! There's still the quest to think of!
Innes: What quest?
Atthis: The quest to find the weaponmachines, of course.
Elf: I thought we weren't supposed to talk about that!
Innes: The weaponmachines?
Atthis: *ignoring Elf* The weapons your creators launched on the world. Another attack of them will destroy us all forever.
Innes: Oh, THOSE things. You know, my data---
Atthis: 8-| Nevermind all that. Elspeth, Ariel, were you not going out?
Both: We wanna hear what Innes was going to say about the weaponmachines!
Atthis: No. Go outside and play like good little pre-teens.
Elf: Innes, what's a pre-teen?
Innes: a child between the ages of 10ish to about 12.
Ariel: *snorts* When I was a pre-teen, I was already torturing people for information. What were YOU doing at that age, Elf?
Elf: :|
14 years ago
Wed Sep 30 2009, 11:23pm
Elf: [act]flashbacks to her preteen years of washing dishes and collecting whitestick[/act] Ugh . . . I'm going to go get my mind of things [act]goes off to wash some dishes[/act] ???
Ariel: [act]sidles up to Innes' CPU[/act] So weaponmachines you were saying |;)
Atthis: I said go outside and play ":(
Ariel: ::) Cocky want a cracker? [act]chucks a cracker in Atthis direction[/act]
Atthis: :| What do you think I am . . . some common house parrot? [act]eyes cracker[/act] I'm much more dignified then that . . . [act]eyes cracker for a few more seconds before swooping in after it and taking off[/act]
Ariel: [act]back to Innes[/act] Soo, where were we? Ah yes you were just going to tell me everything you know about the weaponmachines.
Innes: I was?
Ariel: :-} Oh yes
Innes: Oh well, I shoudln't but . . . well why not?
Ariel: Why not indeed
Elspeth: [act]rushes back in muttering about dishes being a stupid thing to be doing[/act]
[act]spots Ariel and Innes[/act] Are you hitting on an inanimate object? ":(
Ariel: ":( Innes is not inanimate . . . disembodied voice remember.
Elspeth: ":( Oh so you are hitting on it then. AND here you were accusing me of being unfaithful but here you are with a machine. I always though the tecknoguilders were kinda weird but this . . . this is just taking thing to a whole new level.
Ariel: What? Are you the defective one my dear? I was just using Innes here in an attempt to find the weaponmachines!
Innes: What? ":( Just using my hey? So typical of humans . . . create and abuse, always asuming I have no feelings :"( [act]goes into standby in a huff[/act]
Elspeth: To find weaponmachines? ":( Of course! I always wondered why you were so interested in fidning them . . . Well I guess it makes sense. You and the weaponmachines would make a perfect couple.
Ariel: But Elspeth my love, we are perfect couple!! Besides, how could anyone have a relationship with a machine.
Innes: [act]comes out of standby[/act] Quite easily I'll have you know.
Ariel: o_O Would be kinda lacking in intamcy don't you think?
Innes: Intamcy? ":( I'll have you know that I can be intimate.
Ariel: Well . . . yeah but not physically. I don't think our 'technology' would exactly 'compute'.
Elspeth: Ugh, men! ":( If you could stick a weaponmachine in my head you would be all over me wouldn't you?
Ariel: [act]shuffling closer to Elspeth[/act] Oh but dear? Haven't you noticed? I've been trying to get close to you for so long . . . seriously Ive been stealking you all through the dreamtrails, how much closer do I have to get?
Elspeth: [act]shoves Ariel back[/act] Ugh, get away from me! I don't want your filth rubbing off on me.
Ariel: What? Make up your mind. Come closer, go away, be more like this, don't do that! :( What do I have to do to please you??
Elspeth: [act]ponders for a second[/act] Cease to exist?
Ariel: Oh haha, very funny.
Innes: I could arrange that, if you like.
Ariel: :|
Elf: Would you :D I mean, I'd do it myself, but I have a strict pasifist outlook, you know.
Innes: Pasifism is over rated.
Ariel: That's what I keep telling her!
Elf: So now you're agreeing with a machine over me?
Ariel: You said you didn't like me agreeing with you. And, quite frankly, I didn't like it either. It made me feel all... *shudders* icky.
Elf: Well if THAT'S the way you feel! Maybe this marriage isn't going to work afterall!
Ariel: o_O Were you eating those cookies again?
Elf: I just took a nibble. I know, they're for *sniff* someone else, but they just looked so good.
Ariel: X:-/ ~:| :-? :-/ :) :D :-"
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Ariel: hey, honey?
Elf: yes, sugar?
Ariel: i have a new recipe that you might like....
Elf: hmm.. [act]munches on another cookie[/act] and wha' m'gh tha' bhee? [act]has a mouth full of cookie[/act]
Ariel: i do believe that they are called 'Dark Side Cup Cakes' they taste delish, too! :D
Elf:oooh! could itry some? :D :D
Ariel: be my guest! |:| [act]hands them over[/act]
Elf: *lifts cupcake to her mouth*
Atthis: STOP!!
Ariel: :| Stupid bird.
Elf: ??? what? *hold cupcake close to mouth, ready to bite it*
Atthis: Drop the cupcake, it's evil! He's trying to drug you!
Elf: ::) No he's not, we've already had THAT talk. We agreed to not put poison in the other person's food. At least... I think we did. *looks at Ariel* didn't we?
Ariel: Yup. We agreed. No POISON in the food.
Elf: Why do you emphasise the word poison like that?
Ariel: No reason |:|
Atthis: Don't trust him; he's the Hyraka!
Elf: I don't think that's how you spell that word.
Ariel: You're right; it isn't.
Elf: Did you just agree with me?
Ariel: No. I just said you were right about something. For a change.
Elf: What's that supposed to mean??
Ariel: Nothing ::) Eat the cupcake.
14 years ago
Mon Oct 12 2009, 06:06pm
Elspeth: *suddenly snaps out of it* What the? Why would I even listen to your advice regarding what I should do? I'm not listening to you ordering me around. Lud, I don't listen to anyone ordering me around. Least of all you! [act]cold Elspeth glares[/act]
Ariel: Elspeth. Look into my eyes. I have a very important message for you
Elf: o_O Yeah right. Whatever. You just want me to look upon your grossly deformed being, so that I can balk at being married to you.
Ariel: ::) We've already established that you think I'm good looking, so stop reverting to your pathetic excuses. Now Look Into My Eyes.
Elspeth: 8-| *can't help but listen to Ariel when he uses that charming, mesmerizing voice* *looks into his eyes*
Ariel: *leans closer to Elspeth* I want to tell you something that has been burdening me for a long time...
Elspeth: :D You hate me? You want to end this relationship? :D You want to stop being evil? You will stop tortuning people? ;D
Ariel: No. I have decided that it is high time that you knew about my feelings.....for you
Elspeth: 8-| :-X
Ariel: I feel...I feel......
Elf: *is more mesmerized, leans in closer*
Ariel: I feel that you should wear gypsy skirts more, and these new Sadorian robes I got you. You are a good looking female as much as I hate to admit it, and I want to exploit that to my advantage as much as possible. :)
Elspeth: ":( You daft sod! *stomps off* I'm leaving now!!
Ariel: *snickers* What? you didn't think I'd say that I actually liked you now, did you?
Elf: *runs into Gilbert out in the street*
Gilbert: Elspeth! :D
Elf: Oh... uh... hi :(
Gilbert: What's wrong?? 8-|
Elf: My Hus... hus... *can't say the word* Ariel's being a douch.
Gilbert: ... who?
Elf: Ariel... my hus.. hus.. ":(
Gilbert: Husband?
Elf: :| yeah. That.
Gilbert: :{ you're married? How come I didn't get to come to the wedding?
Elf: If was all very sudden.
Gilbert: What happened to that Rushson fellow?
Elf: Rushton? :"( Ariel made him go mad.
Gilbert: [sub]luddrattit, why didn't I think of that?[/sub] Oh? That's... that's too bad.
Elf: *bursts into tears* and he's always trying to torture my friends, and trick me into eating addictive baked goods, and trying to get me to wear skirts and...
Gilbert: Well, you do look nice in a skirt.
Elf: *hits him* :"( ":( :"( ":( That's not the point!! :"(
Gilbert: Right. Uh... you could always just leave him, couldn't you?
Elf: ... *sniff* but... what about my vows?
Gilbert: So, I broke my vows! It's easy! :D
Elf: ":( :"( You just want me to leave Ariel and come marry you.
Gilbert: |:| no I don't. Why would you think that? |:|
Ariel: *comes running after Elf* Elf, wait, I'm sorry.
Gilbert: Elf? You said your real name was Elspeth!
Elf: X:-/
Ariel: o_O Who are you?
Gilbert: I'm Gilbert! *puffs out chest* And if you're being mean to my Little Elaria... Elspeth... Elf... whatever she's calling herself these days, I will come and beat you up, little man.
Ariel: :-| Uh uh. Tell me, what is your connection to my wife?
Elf: *cringes at the word 'wife'*
Gilbert: I love her!
Elf: X:-/ [sub]idiot[/sub] No he doesn't. Ariel, you have absolutely no reason to even TRY to torture this man. He's just some guy I ran into at the Druid's camp.
Ariel: (0-) Wait! I know you! You're the one Erin had her eyes on for a while!
Gilbert: *blink* 8-| OH MY LUD it's YOU!! :O 8-|
Ariel: Still want to beat me up?
Gilbert: *looks at elf* Sorry, you're on your own. *runs*
Elf: ::)
Ariel: :D Now, come on back to the house. I'm sure we can find SOMETHING to do that we'll both enjoy... how about pouring over maps?
Elf: ~:| Oh, alright. But I'm still not going to give you any information!
Ariel: [sub]That's what YOU think[/sub] |:| *steeples fingers*
Elf: ::) You know I can hear you, right?
Ariel: STAY OUT OF MY THOUGHTS!
Elf: Like I would go anywhere near your thoughts without a radioactive beforetime suit! You're defectiveness might be contagious!
Ariel: :|
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Ariel: i resent that!
Elf: resent away, i still ain't goin any where near your thoughts...
Ariel: fine then... where'd i put that map? [act]potters about, searching[/act]
Elf: [act]spots the map sticking out of Ariel's back pocket[/act] [act]pulls the map out of the pocket[/act]
Ariel: [act]spins about[/act] oh, so you do like me then? ;D
Elf: huh? o_O
Ariel: you just touched my butt! you do like me! ;D [act]is smug[/act]
Elf: douche, the map was in your back pocket ::)
Ariel: yeh.. well.. you still touched my butt, but you didn't have to, you could have just told me that it was there and avoided the butt touching! :-"
Elf: ::)
INES: Now I remember why human relationships are often incompatible. Illogicity and unreasonableness and crassness coupled with the state of immaturity render wholesome relationships nugatory.
Atthis: Shut up computer. ::) Your intellectual observations get on my avian nerves. Now I remember why relationships with computers are such a pain in the tail region.
INES: :"( How dare you insult me? You do realise that I have the location to the weaponmachines stored in my terrahexagagilliongigabit memory don't you, AND access to the Sentinal and BOT systems and can thus set off the machines at my own whim?
Atthis: Oh please. I know how to override your controls because I have the memory of generations past, all the way to the Beforetime, which you do not even recognise. Therefore life forms win over stupid funaga creations.
INES: *sulks* At least that handsome male Svelte human likes me. As his relationship with his female companion does not seem to bode well, I think I will make him MY companion. :D Command: Retrieve data on how to steal someone's boyfriend :D [act]watches chick flicks for info on how to steal someone's boyfriend[/act]
Atthis: You're going to hell. You do realise that don't you? Elspeth will so not approve of this competition. *flies off to tell Elf*
Elspeth: *hears news* :D SCORE! SHE"S ALL YOURS ARIEL. FINALLY A WAY OUT OF THIS SHAM of a relationship! And while you're distracted by your inhuman infatuation, I will destroy the machines !! :D *starts packing for journey to find weaponmachines*
Ariel: :"( :"( But I was only just beginning to hate you less!!! My love! I will not fall for INES"S charms even though she knows the location of the weaponmachiens. I want this to be a husband and wife adventure!! I want us to find it together! It was always my dream to find it with you, so at last I could finally kill you when we found them :D
Elspeth: Did you just say you were going to kill me?? ":(
Ariel: What? No, I would never do that my dearest well if you would just give me the location to the weaponmachines then i wouldn't anyway
Elspeth: o_O What was that my dear? I can't quite hear you!!
Ariel: Going deaf now are we?
Elspeth: No my mindshield just has to be set real high to keep out the disgusting thoughts that seep right out of you that I can't even hear your vocal thoughts half the time. :P
Ariel: Heh, whatever. Just give me the location of the weaponmachines already.
INNES: [act]having finished off the last of the chick flick movies[/act] You do realise the two of you did not sign a prenuptual so if Elspeth were to, ahem, mysteriously pass away then all of her belongings would pass on to you my dear.
Ariel: So? Why would I want any of her stu -- [act]notices Elspeth and grins wickedly[/act]
Elspeth: 8-| [act]thinking: oh lud, oh lud, oh lud, oh lud[/act]
Ariel: Oh Elspeth darling you didn't happen to actually reproduce the location of the weaponmachines in a physical way now did you???
Atthis: Damn to lud those stupid funaga! ":(
Elspeth: [act]is not thinking about the notebook stashed away in her bedside table[/act] 8-| No how stupid do you think I am!!
Ariel: [act]looks disappointed[/act] Bugger :|
Atthis: Thank lud for those stupid funaga :D
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Tue Oct 13 2009, 12:05am
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Atthis: [act]as a moment of utter confusion and develops another split personality disorder[/act]
Atthis#1:good funaga, smart funaga...
Atthis#2: bad funaga, stupid funaga!
Athis#3: hey! who are you talking about?
Atthis#1: i don't know, who are you talking about?
Atthis#2: you tell me first, then i'll tell you!
Golum: [act]makes his token appearance[/act] good Smegle.... my pressssiiiooouuuussss... 8)
:D look at all the posts! :D What a great Thanksgiving preasent to wake up to :D
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Atthis # 1, 2, and 3: *Glare at Gollum* What is that?
Gollum: :"( Nobodys wants us!!! *slinks off*
Atthises: o_O *are merged back together by their mutual confusion*
Innes: *watches sadly as Ariel does not kill Elf* :"( Nobodys wants us... o_O I mean. I feel unloved.
Ariel: What are you babbling about, computer?
Innes: *sniff*
Ariel: Do you have a cold? I didn't know you could catch a cold!
Innes: *sniff* Yes. I have a cold ::) [sub]why don't you love me... the way I love you... why don't you feel things...[/sub] *starts playing Amanda Marshall*
Elf: What is that racket? Turn it off!
Innes: :"(
Dell: *appears*
All: 8-| Where did you come from?
Dell: Innes informed me that one of her sisters was being badly treated. I came to put an end to that.
Ariel: I'll have you know that Innes is treated just fine. Elf hasn't complained, so I must not be torturing her in any way.
Innes: *sniff* Not physically :"(
Dell: :| Indeed. You little creep. What did you do to her?
Elf: Hey, don't call my husband a creep! ... wait... what did I just say?
Ariel: Residual effects from the cookies. Pay it no mind.
Elf: Oh lud. Kill me now.
Dell: Come, Innes, tell me all about your problems. I'm here to listen.
Innes: *starts to cheer up* somebody DOES love me!
Ariel: No, you were not invited into my house. Get out.
Elf: *clears throat* You mean OUR house, and this woman is now MY guest. You CAN'T throw her out, so there XP
Ariel: ":( Fine. You can have your little guest, but only if you tell me where the weaponmahines are.
Elf: Make me!
Ariel: :D Gladly!
Elf: Oops 8-|
14 years ago
Tue Oct 13 2009, 08:18pm
Ariel: *swoops down on Elspeth* *carries her bridal style to his torture chambers* *lays her down on torture bed* See my darling! I always knew it would come to this. Me having to make you tell me. And thus I am prepared!! *gags Elspeth*
Elspeth: 8-| :-/ Mph mph mphh!! ":(
Ariel: :D This could be SO enjoyable!! You've never experienced how I make nulls, and now is your chance and YOUR turn :D
Elspeth: MPH MPHHHHH! *struggles harder*
Ariel: Okay lets see. Ah yes Stage 1. *rattles through box of torture devices* One thing that I never really appreciated about Vega and Alexis is that they thought machiens like the Zebkrahn were actually effective. But after many MANY victims and years of refinment, I have developed a highly efficient and effective method to make people do what I want!
Elspeth: *is mentally trying to break free of her bonds*
Ariel: Oh but first! I must put this around you *puts Herder Band on Elf*
Elf: :|
Atthis: *watching the scene unfold* Oh my heartfire is burning!
INES: You know I have treatment for that, but since you're being a ninny, I won't help
Atthis: ::) Well it's a good thing I know how to self-heal then isn't it?
INES: :( Damn it. Oh well, at least I get to watch handsome here try to incapacitate his useless girl friend.
Dell: :D Wow! A machine with feelings! This is sooo interesting *gets distracted and forgets about the Elf torture scene*
Ariel: My beloved, don't be afraid. Whatever happened to Domick will not happen to you. Because you see, Domick was already Mika before I got to him. So everything is his fault really, he did things to himself.
Elspeth: [act]glares hatefully[/act]
Atthis: Oh boy. Don't tell me Mr Evil here is one of those baddies who likes to explain everything and gloat just before he presses the red button of doom, and thus never gets to because he's too selfabsorbed. ::)
INES: Oh be quiet! I am enjoying this :D I get to learn SO MUCH more about my future boyfriend.
Ariel: And now, Stage ONE of torture begins. MUAHAHAHAHAA. :D *plucks out Atthis' feather*
Elspeth: o_O
Ariel: You don't think this is torture do you? :D Oh just you wait and see!! *advances towards Elspeth*
Elspeth: 8-|
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Tue Oct 13 2009, 08:35pm
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Ariel: you see, my love... i have been digging in to your medical records... and i've found one of your weaknesses.... FEATHERS!!
Elf: mph.. mphhhhhh mmmmmph ::) (that was Jess, douche head ::) )
Ariel: [act]starts to dangle the feather in front of Elf's face[/act] :D :D
Elf: [act]sigh[/act] :|
Ariel: *madly tickles elf's feet with the feather*
Elf: XD ":( XD ":( Mpmmmhphphphhhh muhhhaphmpmphph mph! (stop it)
Ariel: :D Yes my Elspeth. Muahahahaha!! Suffer at my hands of torture :D *moves feather up to tickle her sides*
Elf: ~:| ":( XD ~:|
Ariel: Wow, this is therapeutic! I don't have to listen to you screaming all day, and you're actually smiling at me for once. I think I'll do this every day! :D
Elf: :-/ ":( XD x_X
14 years ago
Sat Oct 17 2009, 02:27pm
Ariel: Elf? *removes gag* Elspeth?
Elf: x_X
Ariel: My love?
Elf: GAH!! Tell me you did not just call me that! 8-|
Ariel: XP I knew you were only playing dead *lifts feather again*
Elf: No, please, No XD AHhh, no! XP ":( :"( Stop it! XD Ahh!!! XD
Ariel: Will you tell me where the weaponmachines are?
Innes: *dreamily* I would...
Ariel: o_O did you hear something?
Elf: XD XD :"( XD
Ariel: :-/ Meh, couldn't have been important.
Atthis: Alright, I think that's enough of that...
Ariel: No, I really don't think it is :D
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Is it just me, or have we converted Innes to Arielianism? o_O
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
lol i think we have! ;D
[ligne][/ligne]
Ariel: hmm.. maybe its time to start on you, bird brain... [act]speculative look[/act]
Atthis: uh... on second thoughts, carry on :-/
Ariel: [act]turns back to Elf, only to find that she's gone[/act] huh? where'd she go? ???
Innes: who cares? you still have me [act]batts her eyelashes... somehow[/act] |;)
Ariel: [act]is now frantically looking for Elf under pencils and desks[/act] Elspeth? Elf?! MY LOOOOVVVEEEEE?!?!?! where are you?!?! :-{
14 years ago
Thu Oct 22 2009, 06:16pm
Of course we have :P No one can resist
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Elspeth: [act]is hiding herself coercively and is standing right in front of him[/act] Idiot
Ariel: :| Ok I know I just heard you! Where are you hiding ":(
Elspeth: [act]trips Ariel up as he goes to check for her under the desk again[/act]
Ariel: X:-/ Hey no misfit powers! That's cheating. I thought we agreed not to do that! I'd just emphasize you into loving me otherwise ":(
Elspeth: Yeah well I thought we also agreed on no more torturing ":(
Ariel: No, you decided that.
Elspeth: Yeah well, as already stated I'm the one who wears the pants in this relationship and my word is final so no more torture. Specifically on me.
Ariel: :| [act]stows away feather[/act] Fine but a marriage is meant to be a partnership you know. We're meant to discuss and agree on things and share our secrets with one another: like where the weaponmachines are :nod:
Elspeth: Or how about where and how many other friends of mine you probably have locked up down in these torture chambers of your's ":(
Ariel: What's that supposed to mean |:| I don't have anyone else down here.
Atthis: He lies! Many funaga are down here.
Ariel: ":( Hey look birdy another cracker [act]throws[/act]
Atthis: I'm not falling for that twice!! ":(
Ariel: :| . . . Hey look a giant cat is about to pounce on you :O [act]point behind Atthis[/act]
Atthis: :O What?? where?? [act]flies off[/act]
Elspeth: [act]facepalm[/act] That is the creature that I am entrusting to guide me on my quest to destroy the weaponmachines.
Ariel: Yes, quite unfortunate isn't it. You know I could always take her place. I'm sure I would be much more reliable and helpful. |:|
Elspeth: ::) Riiight.
Innes: Why do you even need her for ":( I could show you where they are right now :"( I'm sooo much better then --
Elspeth: [act]presses mute button[/act] |:|
Ariel: Huh, what were you just saying Innes? About the weaponmachines
Innes: X:-/ [act]silent rant[/act]
Ariel: Hey no teasing now! You can't taunt me like that. I swear if you don't tell me now I'll dismantle you!! ":(
Innes: :"( [act]silent attempt of explination[/act]
Elspeth: [act]whistles inconspiciously[/act] You know what dear, I think I leave you to dismantle Innes here :D [act]goes off to find Atthis[/act]
Ariel: ":( I'm going to count to three and if you don't start talking I'm going to start pulling cords out
Innes: 8-| [act]quickly starts trying to override the mute system[/act]
Elspeth: *trudges off to find Atthis*
Meanwhile....
Brildane: *are chasing the Destroyer Pig benny hill style*
Maruman:* is stalking the unsuspecting road runn-uh, i mean agyllians*
Elf: *walks through the door*
all: *stop mid-step* *look conspicuously inconspicuous*
Elf: ....... your having an evil get-together again, aren't you? :|
all: |:| [act]look innocent[/act]
Elf: ::) Why am I surrounded by idiots!? X:-/
Brildane: *growl at elf*
Elf: Okay, I'm going! I just don't understand why you never invite ME to these things :"(
DP: ::) Because you're not an animal? Duh!
Elf: *sulks away*
Evil get together: *Resumes* :D
Elf: Nobody wants me, everybody hates me...
Matthew: I think I'll eat some worms!
Elf: 8-| Matthew! You're alive! Ariel didn't torture you! Wait... worms, why would you eat worms? :-X
Matt: Yes, no, and because that's the next line in the song. It's an old beforetime melody I picked up.
Elf: *huggles Matthew*
Matt: 8-| x_X *is released* *gasps for breath* so... why doesn't anyone like you?
Elf: I don't know! Ever since I married Ariel ---
Matt: YOU WHAT!!!! YOU MARRIED THAT CREAP? THE ONE WHO KILLED CAMEO? SELMAR? THE ONE WHO TORTURED RUSHTON AND ---
Elf: I was tricked! And how do you know about the Rushton thing?
Matt: *continues ranting* *runs out of breath* *chokes* *looses voice* *faints*
Elf: ~:|
Meanwhile... *gets lost in a wormhole*
Ariel: Innes, I'm warning you!
Innes: 8-| *starts typing message* I can't talk, your WIFE muted me.
Ariel: Why would she do that? I'm warning you, no tricks! Just tell me where the weaponmachines are! Before I fall asleep waiting!
Innes: *hears 'sleep' and promptly falls into sleep mode*
Ariel: ":( Stupid computer. You know I'll only boot you up again... *sets to work*
Ariel: *boots up computer literally by kicking a wall of his "office"*
INES: *wakes up* OW ":( That hurt!
Ariel: Well that's what happens if you get into a "physical" relationship with me
INES: :-" OH how ROMANTIC! (L) You said we were in a physical relationship :D Now I can shower you with affection !! *makes it rain on Ariel*
Ariel: :| *in a low, dangerous, bad boy voice* Stop that, or I will make your existence miserable forever, or until the world ends by the detonation of the weaponmachines, whichever comes first.
INES: That's what iI've been tryign to tell you all along! I have crucial information that could help you on your quest, which would mean you don't need to rely on Miss-I've-got-a-stick-up-a-very-uncomfortable-place :D
Ariel: You better watch what you say around me INES; that Miss happens to be MY MRS. HARRUMPH! *stomps*
INES: :( I hoped you had forgetten that tiny insignificant fact by now....