'Cause I can!
Stargate: Atlantis -
[McKay is wearing an Ancient personal force field generator]
Weir: I'm still trying to understand how you thought it was a good idea to test this device by having someone throw you off a balcony.
McKay: Oh, believe me, that's not the first thing we tried.
Sheppard: [with the cutest, dorkiest smug grin in the world *fangirl*] I shot him!
Weir: [stares]
Sheppard: ...in the leg!
McKay: I'm invulnerable!
Weir: Aren't you the one who's always spouting off about how proper and careful scientific procedure must be adhered to?
McKay: [still gloating] In-vul-nerable!
*
The West Wing -
President Bartlet: I like your show. I like how you call homosexuality an abomination.
Dr. Jenna Jacobs: I don't say homosexuality is an abomination, Mr. President. The Bible does.
Bartlet: Yes, it does. Leviticus.
Dr. Jacobs: Eighteen twenty-two.
Bartlet: Chapter and verse. I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I had you here. I'm interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. She's a Georgetown sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, and always clears the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be? While thinking about that, can I ask another? My Chief of Staff, Leo McGarry, insists on working on the Sabbath, Exodus 35:2, clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself or is it okay to call the police? Here's one that's really important, 'cause we've got a lot of sports fans in this town. Touching the skin of a dead pig makes us unclean, Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point? Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother, John, for planting different crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads? Think about those questions, would you? One last thing - while you may be mistaking this for your monthly meeting of the Ignorant Tightass Club, in this building, when the President stands, nobody sits.
Mystic Ward
20 years ago
Mystic Ward
Rebel
woah! nice West Wing quote!
now heres mine
"You want the truth?! You want the truth?!!! You cant handle the truth!! Coz when you reach over and put your hand in a pile of goo that used to be your best friends face, you'll know what to do!! Thats it Marge, its Chinatown!!!!" - Homer, The Simpsons
hehe. I like this thread. very spunky.
"adios!"
sesame street! soz. this is too random.
Sesame Street!!!! [img]http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif" alt=":o" border="0"/>
"Oh Snuffy"
And from the film:
The Count: "One credit, two credit, three credits..."
Hehe, love it
Mystic Ward
20 years ago
Mystic Ward
Rebel
bananas, in pajamas,
are coming down the stairs,
bananas, in pajamas,
are coming down in pairs,
bananas, in pajamas,
are chasing teddy bears,
on tuesdays they'll try to catch them un-awares!
are those the words? [img]http://s2.images.proboards.com/huh.gif" alt="???" border="0"/>
Mike, Neil, Rik and Vivian are playing monopoly
Vivian: reading card 'You have won second priz in a beauty contest. Hit Rik in the head with the bank'
does so
Rik: outraged It doesn't say that!
Mike: looks at card Um... actually it does, Rik.
The Young Ones, Bored
I love the concept of someone being bored enough to alter every card in a monopoly game...
Neil: No one listens to me. I may as well be a Leonard Cohen record.
The Young Ones
Rik: We could play Botticelli!
Vivian Or we could play jelly botty, where we all eat fifteen curries.
The young Ones, Summer Holiday.
[b]Spike:[/i] I like people. They're kind of like Happy Meals on legs.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, season 2
Mystic Ward
20 years ago
Mystic Ward
Rebel
oh i love that Spike quote!
i love it sooo much that im gonna type the whole damn thing out
Buffy:What do you want?
Spike:I told you. I want to stop Angel. I want to save the world.
Buffy:O.K. You do remember that you're a vampire, right?
Spike: We like to talk big. Vampires do. "i'm gonna destroy the world." Thats just tough guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, i like this world. You've got....dog racing, Manchester United.....and you've got people. Billions of people, walking around like Happy Meals on legs.Its all right here. But then someone comes along with a vision. With a real...passion for destruction. Angel could pull it off. Goodbye, Piccadilly. Farewell, Leicester Bloody Square. You know what im saying?
Wow Buffy fans. I am a Buffy fanatic, my friend and i play Buffy quote hangman in class when we are bored.
Giles: The world is doomed.
(The Harvest)
Giles: The world is deffinitely doomed.
(Buffy final, Chosen)
Mystic Ward
20 years ago
Mystic Ward
Rebel
spike: remind me not to help you
buffy: more often?!
And (because I'm a folkie)
Spike: I was at Woodford. That was a weird gig. I fed off a hippie and spent the next six hours watching my hands move.
Yay for Buffy! Saw 3 eps last night!!!
Buffy: You want credit for not feeding off bleeding disaster victims?
Spike: Well... yeah...
hehehe!
Am so madly in lurve with Spike!
KSL
Mystic Ward
20 years ago
Mystic Ward
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spike : its a big rock. i cant wait to tell my friends, they dont have a rock this big.
[b]Angelus[/i] to Conner So you boned you mother and tried to kill your father... There should be a play.
Oh Angelus, I love you. So much more amusing than Angel.
Mystic Ward
20 years ago
Mystic Ward
Rebel
why is it that only Angelus wears leather pants, and not Angel? [img]http://s2.images.proboards.com/huh.gif" alt="???" border="0"/>
Quote:why is it that only Angelus wears leather pants, and not Angel? [img]http://s2.images.proboards.com/huh.gif" alt="???" border="0"/>[/quote]
*taps nose conspirationally*
That's because Angel is a personalitiless git, whereas Angelus is hot as hell!
KSL
Mystic Ward
20 years ago
Mystic Ward
Rebel
Amen to that!!! [img]http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif" alt=";D" border="0"/>
I have come to the conclusion that the now-Sorkinless West Wing needs to be cancelled, stat, and in its place repeats of Sports Night must be aired.
Dan: Is this one of those times when you say you don't wanna talk about it, but you really do?
Casey: No, but it's shaping up to be one of those times when I say I don't wanna talk about it, but we end up talking about it anyway.
Casey: Alison, did you know I speak four languages?
Dan: You speak three languages.
Casey: I speak four.
Dan: You speak French, Spanish, and German.
Casey: I dabble in a little English.
Dana: Can you believe I get a whole little cake speech from that guy?
Dan: Yeah--
Dana: I mean, is there anything he won't make a speech about? Is there anything he won't sit in judgment on? I mean, I am sorry to end two sentences in a row with a preposition like that, but no kidding, Danny-
Dan: Dana.
Dana: Yeah.
Dan: Hi.
Dana: Hi.
Isaac: Let me add, Dana, that things I say in my office stay in my office.
Dana: Natalie's my, my second in command. She's the only one I told.
Natalie: Jeremy's my boyfriend. He's the only one I told.
Jeremy: I told many, many people.
Natalie: You see this spoon?
Jeremy: Yeah.
Natalie: I'm stealing it.
Jeremy: Okay. Why?
Natalie: No, no. Jeremy, I think the better question is why not? Would I be punished for it?
Jeremy: I doubt it.
Natalie: Me too.
Jeremy: [changing the subject] --When did people start eating a lot of hummus?
Natalie: Let's say I was punished for it. Let's say I was taken down to the station house for stealing this spoon, and as a result of that, I lost my job.
Jeremy: Yes.
Natalie: I wouldn't have any money.
Jeremy: You'd get another job.
Natalie: With my rap sheet?
Jeremy: You stole a spoon
Natalie: Today it's a spoon, tomorrow it's a bank.
Jeremy: You're going to steal a bank?
Natalie: I'm going to rob a bank!
[Several people turn around and stare.]
Jeremy: She's actually not going to rob a bank. This is just sort of a hypothetical flight of fancy. Resume your late night socializing.
(You're watching Sports Night on CSC, so stick around.)
Edit: Er. Why is "spoon" getting censored?
Mystic Ward
20 years ago
Mystic Ward
Rebel
why arent your sp00ns being cencored now? [img]http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif" alt=":o" border="0"/>
its a miracle
I put a code in the middle of the word; it screws up the censors.
Mystic Ward
20 years ago
Mystic Ward
Rebel
oooh, aren't you a smart cookie
Mystic Ward
20 years ago
Mystic Ward
Rebel
Homer: Everytime i learn something new it pushes something old out of my brain. Remember when i took that course at the Duff Brewery and forgot how to drive?
Marge: Thats because you were drunk!!
Homer: And how!!
Buffy: I touch the fire and it freezes me
I look into it and it's black
Why can't I feel
My skin should crack and peel
I want the fire back
Now through the smoke she calls to me
T make my way across the flame
To save the day
Or maybe melt away
I guess it's all the same
So I will walk through the fire
'Cos where else can I turn
And I will walk through the fire
And let it...
Spike: The torch I bear is scorching me
And Buffy's laughing I've no doubt
I hope she fries
I'm free if that b!tch dies
I better help her out
Demon: 'Cos she is drawn to the fire
Some people never learn
Both: So she will walk through the fire
And let it...
Giles: Will this do a thing to change her?
Am I leaving Dawn in danger?
Is my slayer too far gone to care?
Xander: What if Buffy can't defeat it?
Anya: Beady-eyes is right- We're needed!
Or we could just sit around and glare
All 3 + Will and Tara:We'll see it through
That's what we're always here to do
So we will walk through the fire
Buffy: One by one, they turn from me
I guess my friends can't face the cold
Tara: What can't we face...
Buffy: But why I froze?
Not one among them knows
Tara: ...if we're together?
Buffy: And never can be told
Demon: She came from the grave much graver
Spike: First I'll kill her, then I'll save her
Tara: Everything is turning out so dark
Spike: No! I'll save her then I'll kill her
Willow: I think this lines mostly filler
Demon: What's it going to take to light a spark
Buffy: These endless days are finally ending in a blaze
All Scoobies: And we are caught in the fire
The point of no return
So we will walk through the fire
And let it burn
Let it burn
Let it burn
Let it
Burn
That was from memory, so excuseany errors. (I've seen it about 12 times since the first time on Thursday night. Sad, moi?)
I will return with more later, but I really should work on that essay!
KSL
I have returned!!!
I you can't figure out who belongs to this song, you're probably not a Buffy fan, so I needn't tell you anyway!!!
Again, from memory!
I died so many years ago
But you make me feel like it isn't so
And why you come to be with me
I think I finally know
You're afraid; ashamed of what you feel
And you can't tell the ones you love
You know they couldn't deal
Whisper in a dead man's ear
It doesn't make it real
That's great, but I don't wanna play
'Cos being with you touches me
More than I can say
Since I'm only dead to you
I'm saying stay away
And let me rest in peace
Let me rest in peace
Let me get some sleep
Let me take my love and bury it
In a hol six foot deep
I can lay me down to rest
But I can't find my sweet release
So let me rest in peace
You know you got a willing slave
And you just like thinking maybe
One day you'll misbehave
But until you do, I'm telling you
Stop visiting my grave
And let me rest in peace
I know I should go
But I follow you like a man posessed
There's a traitor here beneath my breast
And it hurts me more than you've ever guessed
If my heart could beat it would break my chest
And I can see you're unimpressed
So leave me be
And let me rest in peace
Let me get some sleep
Let me take my love and bury it
In a hole six foot deep
I can lay me down to rest
But I can't find my sweet release
So let me rest in peace
Why won't you let me rest in peace!
Oh! The hot tormented Englishness!!!
KSL
Quote:
*taps nose conspirationally*
That's because Angel is a personalitiless git, whereas Angelus is hot as hell!
KSL[/quote]
I remember a conversation a few years back with some friends that was both filthy and kind of wrong. We decided that we'd like to have Angel with a remote control that would turn his soul on and off, and Spike with the same only for his chip... oh dear... *facepalms*
Lol