Lorelai: Of course we have guest towels. Guest towels. Fancy way of saying towels that are clean.
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Rory: I didn't bloom. My headpiece malfunctioned.
Logan: Ah. Poor little scab-nose!
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Lorelai: Oh, Logan's a lovely young man. He's very nice and polite and funny. He's got that hair, you know. That hair that can sell shampoo to a bald man.
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Babette: People are going to miss your salty nuts baby. They are.
Sookie: God, I hope we have a girl. Oooh! Or a Boy!
Lorelai: Chances are pretty good you'll have one or the other.
[Lorelai and Babette are carrying a tree in a basket, the phone is ringing]
Babette: I'm making a jungle.
Lorelai: A jungle?
Babette: Hey! Is that your inside phone?
Lorelai: Yeah, well, I'll call them back.
Babette: So anyway, I got this negligee with a kind of snake pattern...
Lorelai: Oh, this is heavy!
Lorelai: No! No! A movie should not just be its title. Driving Miss Daisy didn't all take place in the car! Dances with Wolves wasn't one long wolf dance. But this was nothing but snakes! Snakes! Snakes! Snakes on a plane! Relentless snakes on a plane!
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Lorelai: We should divy up the candy....
Lorelai: Half the Milk Duds. Sour Patch Kids...mmm a third. Twizzlers's we got about five, four and three quarters. You pick.
Christopher: Twizzlers.
Lorelai: Anything but the Twizzlers.
Lorelai: Hello.
Rory: Hey, What’s going on?
Lorelai: Well, Stars Hollow smells like pickles.
Rory: Pickles?
Lorelai: Pickles.
Rory: Pickles pickles?
Lorelai: Pickles.
Rory: Why?
Lorelai: Because a pickle train crashed.
Rory: Is this a joke? A long boring joke that I’m not going to get?
Lorelai: No its no joke, the town smells like pickles because the pickle train was derailed.
Rory: A train full of pickles, who knew there was such a thing?
Lorelai: Pickle train conductors, for one. Sounds so fun. I would have been the greatest pickle train conductor. Can you see me, “All aboard you pickles.â€
Rory: Clearly you missed your calling.
Lorelai: Well luckily there’s you. You're young, you’re clever, you’re our great pickle train conducting hope.
Rory: I can’t believe I’m missing this.
Lorelai: Well you can celebrate next year on the anniversary. Now what’s going on with you?
Rory: Well, I can’t make it to Friday night dinner tonight, but I have a very good excuse.
Lorelai: Pickle Train Conducting Seminar?
Rory: Logan’s in town.
Lorelai: No way!
Rory: Yeah he showed up last night. It was a total surprise.
Lorelai: I can’t believe you let me go on and on about pickle train conducting when you had actual news.
Rory: You had news, Stars Hollow smells like pickles. I can completely see that scrolling along the CNN crawl.
Lorelai: Logan in town is totally pre-pickle news. How long is he here for?
Rory: 6 and ½ more hours. He flew in yesterday, bought a company, and he’s flying back out tonight.
Lorelai: Oh my God, what are you guys going to do with your precious remaining hours? Or don’t I want to know.
Rory: Mom.
Lorelai: Well, you might be farming rutabagas or something, and I wouldn’t want to know because...boring.
Rory: Well, tonight I’m meeting him in Manhattan to celebrate.
Lorelai: Fancy restaurant?
Rory: Rutabaga farm, actually. Oh, but I'm sorry about dinner. I didn’t mean to abandon you in your time of need.
Lorelai: No worries. I’m not going to be totally defenseless; I’m bringing your dad.
Rory: Really? Wow!
Lorelai: Yeah! I thought it was time he meet the parents.
Rory: OK, that is pre-pickle news, my friend.
Lorelai: Aww, this conversation has been a disaster hasn’t it?
Rory: Yes it has.
Lorelai: Alright.
Lorelai: Bring Bring. Hi Rory, how are you?
Rory: Hi, Mom. Logan’s in town.
Lorelai: Oh my goodness, that's wonderful.
Rory: We're farming rutabagas.
Lorelai: Oh! You're a filthy child. I will disown you. Bringing your father to dinner. Pickles, Pickles, Pickles, smell, pickle train conducting.
Rory: Alas, Alack.
Lorelai: Good Talk.
Rory: The Best.
Lorelai: Bye.
Mystic Guilden
15 years ago
Mystic Guilden
Mage
Bring on the Robin Hood quotes!
Robin: "Where would be the fun in that?"
Marian: "England needs us..."
The Sheriff: "Oh, lah-di-dah!", "A clue, no"
Guy: "Position. Power.", "Marian..."
Will Scarlett: "I HATE the Sheriff."
Little John: "We ARE Robin Hood!", "This i do not like"
Allan A Dale: "Not being funny, but..."
Much: "This... is an ambush!"
Djaq: "Men - so predictable."
Stargate Atlantis Season 3 episode 1
John Shepard: it'll be a walk in the park
A very scary park... filled with monsters...
who are trying to kill me.
Operation "this will likely most likely end badly" is a go
Shoes! Shoes everywhere! Why do they have so many shoes? Do they have extra feet we don't know about? Do they sprout rows of additional feet while we're asleep and gallop around the streets at night shouting [screeching] 'WHERE ARE YOU GOING? WHERE ARE YOU GOING? WHERE ARE YOU GOING?'
~Steve Taylor
Coupling
Manu - I'm sorry Pete.
Pete - You don't have to be sorry.
Manu - I'm not. I was only being polite.
My Kitchen Rules - Series 2
"How hard can mash potato be?"
My Kitchen Rules - Series 3
"...and married this bear"
reply: "i keep telling you im not a bear!"
"raar raar raar! No one can understand you she-bear!"
Mystic Guilden
10 years ago
Mystic Guilden
Mage
I'm doing a spontaneous re-watch of a few epps of Dave the Barbarian. I used to love this show on a Saturday morning. There are a few good quotes, but one I need to share is-
"Thinking quickly, Dave constructs a home made megaphone using only some string, a squirrel and a megaphone."