This is a joke from a TV show (Good News Week) that I just watched, Jim Owen said it
Man: *Walks into a doctors office* Doctor! I have a strawberry stuck up my as*!!!
Doctor: I have some cream for that.
It took me a while to get this joke, so I don't blame you if it takes you a while as well.
He also made a joke that was:
Q: What do you do if an Irishman throws a pin at you???
A: Run. He has a grenade in is mouth.
(this isn't racist because he said it and he is Irish)
I heard this one today, and I just had to share it.
Q: "How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?"
A" "It's an obscure number, you probably haven't heard of it."
i think it's referring to the popularity of having unpopular/strange things within that stereotype... the stranger and more obscure the thing or action in question the 'cooler' one is.
it made me lol :D
You got it exactly, Hel!
The joke reminded me of this one time when I was talking to a hipster guy and asked, "so what kind of music do you listen to?" and his answer was "really obscure bands you've probably never heard of."
I love the doctor jokes! Please tell me you have more!
Person: Doctor, Doctor! People keep thinking that I'm a bin!
Doctor: Don't talk such rubbish!
Where do sheep go shopping?
At woolies! :nod:
Where do snails get their petrol?
At Shell! :nod:
A pirate goes to see a doctor. He's got a carrot stick coming out of his ear, nutella spread across his forehead and a chicken drumstick coming out of his nostril. The doctor says: "Well I can see what the problem is. You're not eating properly."
A pirate with a steering wheel down his pants walks into a bar, and the bartender asks him why it's there. The pirate replies, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts".
gosh i love prirate jokes :D
I love the pirate joke Hell. Its absolutely hilarious. ;D
LOL! Hell that's really funny. ;P
Jesus Christ walks into an inn holding half-a-dozen nails in his hand. He strides up to the innkeeper and says "Can you put me up for the night?"
Two cannibals were eating a clown. One cannibal said to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"
There were two fish in a tank. One said to the other "How do you drive this thing?"
A tourist was walking down an alley way when he saw a man jumping up and down on a grate yelling, "forty-one, forty-one, forty-one,".
The tourist went up to the man and asked "Why are you doing that?"
The man replied "Here I will show you." With that he stepped of the drain and said to the tourist "Here you stand on the grate and jump up and down yelling forty-one over and over."
The tourist agreed and stepping onto the drain and started jumping up and down yelling forty-one over and over. As quick as lightening while the tourist was up in the air the man grabbed the grate and pulled it off the drain the tourist fell into the drain with a loud splash. The man then placed the grate back on the drain, stepped onto it and started jumping up and down yelling, "Forty-two, forty-two, forty-two,"
A baby calf once asked her mum, "Mum, why is my name Daisy?".
The mum replied "Because that's what fell on your head when you were born."
Another calf asked it's mum, "Mum why is my name Rose?".
The mum replied "Because that is what fell on your head when you born."
Another calf asked it's mum, "Urgh blablal ahhnaww rahhhh."
The mum replied, "Aw, shut up brick!"
[act]sigh[/act] I love jokes SO much! Even if they are really lame...