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We interrupt your regular posting (again) to bring you this medical announcement;The scientists in the Ashling's Centre for Medical Research have been working day and night to find a cure and now it is HERE!
As you may have noticed, the flying pigs have dispersed from Obernewtyn.net and the banner has been returned to normal. Next on the list are we Obernetters ourselves.
As it turns out, the solution is relatively simple and we will now cross live to The Ashling's Centre for Medical Research for more information.
Random Scientist #2: That's right Sian. WE HAVE FOUND THE CURE!!!
Now as we all know, the Flu is carried by The Destroyer Pig. And what, I ask you, does The Destroyer Pig fear above all else? No, not freedom or happiness. Not Elspeth Gordie. Not even getting gum on the bottom of his shoe!
What The Destroyer Pig fears most of all is;
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CHEESECAKE!!!
By pasting the following image into your signature, your symptoms will be held at bay and then, after a period of one to two days, the original contents of those who were forcibly infected will be returned via PM.
BEHOLD! The Magical Image of Cheesecakey Goodness!
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We have already tested this theory on the Obernewtyn home page, and now we are standing by to cure our fellow Obernetters.
Back to you Sian!
Sian: Thank you Random Scientist #2. So, fellow Obernetters, you may now rejoice!
The epidemic has been broken!!!
