Mystic Guildmistress
14 years ago
Tue Sep 08 2009, 08:53pm
Mystic Guildmistress
Mage
EI: [act]Drags Edward from below the ship[/act]
Edward: You sure you don't need a leash for that?
EI: [act]Spots Rushton[/act] Oooohhh.
Edward: I have officially been replaced by a small man with no muscles.
Rushton: [act]Overheard[/act] Excuse me.
Edward: What, little man?
Rushton: First I was kid, now I'm little man. Will you people make up your mind? Or at least come up with more creative insults.
Edward: [act]Looks like he's concentrating on something[/act]. What is that?
Rushton: Don't ignore me when I'm talking to you. I am the Master of Obernewtyn.
Edward: There's people talking inside others heads. Please tell me that's normal.
Rushton: There's a farseeker here? Where?
Edward: [act]Is still listening to what sounds like cries of help in other people' minds..[/act]
Nrrr: Another guest is hanging from the rigging between the two boats...
Gilbert: [act]Comes out of no-where[/act] Ship!
Nrrr: Ahem. Between the two ships. The guest appears to be hanging on for dear life and farsending to any-one who will listen that he needs help getting down.
Edward: [act]Sighs and disappears, coming back mere seconds later carrying Ceirwan in his arms[/act]
Ceirwan: Ummm... Thanks. I can get down now.
Edward: [act]Places the human on the deck[/act]
Ceirwan: So.... Is Elspeth here? She's been skipping her meals. That girl really needs to eat.
Edward: [act]Raises eyebrows, hearing something completely different in the new guests thoughts.[/act]
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Helena: woot! Ama hasn't gotten in before me! ;D
Ichigo: huh? o_O
Helena: that means that i can-
lightning: [act]flashes[/act]
Helena: ah... right on cue! ;D
outline: [act]appears in the flash of the lightning[/act] mwahahahaha!!
Ariel: lower the plank, slaves! 8)
slaves: [act]lower plank between the boa-[/act]
Gilbert: SHIPS! LUD DAMN IT!! ":(
Ichigo: ":( ":( ":(
Gilbert: :| [act]slinks off[/act]
Slaves: [act]as we were saying... lower the plank between the ships [/act]
Ariel: [act]proceeds to gracefully cross the plank[/act] 8)
Hrelena and Arielians:[act] swoon[/act] :roll:
ichigo: [act]decides that he doesn't like him[/act] [act]pushes plank over board[/act]
Ariel: ... 8-| :-/ [act]falls into ocean[/act]
ichigo: 8)
arielians: [act]converge on him[/act] did.you.just.push.him.overboard? [act]look dangerous[/act]
Helena: [act]throws rope over the side of the ship[/act] don't worry Ariel! we'll have you up here in a jiffy! :D
Ariel: [act]gets draged onboard looking like a very wet half-drowned cat[/act]
Maruman: i take offence to that, funaga :|
Ariel: [act]flicks water at him[/act] ;D anyone want cookies? ;D |:|
Helena: ah.... it feels like home already ;D
14 years ago
Tue Sep 08 2009, 10:22pm
Min: Oh, drat, Ariel's onboard. Things are going to get awkward now.
Firefall: [act]temporarily distracted[/act] You mean because he's the long-predicted destroyer of humankind, bent on mass destruction?
Min: No, because he's going to be stealing all the fangirls' nail polish. They get so tetchy about that.
Captain Hammer: Hmm, thankyou for the warning, Useless Blue Sidekick. I'd better go hide my nail polish. [act]bounds away[/act]
Min: ...What did he just call me?
Tanya: Priorities, Min. I think we should be more concerned about the revelations that statement contained.
Firefall: [act]musingly[/act] Actually, it explains a lot, when you think about it.
Rushton: [act]now free of Captain Hammer's meaningful looks, breathes a sigh of relief and returns his attention to his surroundings. Catches Firefall's eye and gives her a Trademark Brooding Expression[/act]
Firefall's eyes: [act]morph back into hearts, to the consternation of everyone watching[/act]
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
arielians: hey! just coz he's in touch with his feminine side doesn't mean that he's a little mermaid!! ":(
Ichigo: ": ... no, wait.. i don't want to get involved with them again [act]is still nursing his head[/act] :-{
Firefall and Tanya: we didn't mention the little mermaid o_O
arielians: |:| never mind then... [act]slink off[/act]
Helena: ahh.. the entertainment factor that Ariel brings to a social gathering never fails to amuse me ;D
ichigo: so you didn't bring him on board to fangirl and 'squee' over him? ???
Helena: lud no! i may be an Arielian, and vote for him in BotY, but that doesn't mean that im going to start salivating when he comes into my preasance :P certain Bleach characters on the other hand... |:|
ichigo: 8) hehehe...
Helena: not you ::)
ichigo: :|
Helena: well, maybe a little |:| anyways.. wheres my bag? i have some more stuff to put into it |:|
14 years ago
Tue Sep 08 2009, 10:40pm
Ama: [act]attaches herself to Ariel[/act]
Ariel: 8-| I seem to have aquired some sort of lump.
Ama: Oh you like it and you know it . . . or at least you WILL!!
Ariel: Excuse me but no one can coerce me into anything.
[act]Meanwhile somewhere up in the clouds[/act]
Agyllian Birds: Hur, Hur. Stupid Funaga.
[act]. . . And back on the Boat[/act]
Gilbert: SHIP LUDDANGIT!
Maruman: Hur, Hur. Stupid Funaga.
Sionainn: [act]steals Ichigo's ":( for pushing Ariel overboard[/act] Ha! Try and be Mr Scowlyface now!
Ichigo: " : ( ??? Ack! Sionainn give it back now!!
Sionainn: [act]chucks the ":( overboard[/act]
Ichigo: [act]to Helena[/act] Did you see what she just did!?!
Helena: [act]busy with her bag[/act] Hmm, oh yeah that's very nice Ichigo!
Captain Hammer: [act]returns from hiding away his nail polish[/act] What is this? Is someone in need of saving now!
Ichigo: My scowlyface but I think I shall be quite capable without your help. :|
Nrrr: And while Captain Hammer and Ichigo attempted to scowl angrilly at one another without the use of the scowlyface, Salamander secretly creeps to Captain Hammer's nail polish hiding spot.
Salamander: |:| Do you have to do that I have a reputation you know!!
Nrrr: As do I and if people are allowed to ruin mine then I shall do the same onto you all!
Keeper of the Sherbet Lemons
14 years ago
Tue Sep 08 2009, 11:22pm
Keeper of the Sherbet Lemons
Guildmember
Flit s*c*p: Wow, have I somehow slipped out of the plot for a page or two.
[act]Flit s*c*p makes her way out of the cupboard she had been sleeping in still dressed in her cyberman costume that is so last season[/act]
Flit s*c*p: Hey! I think this is a nice! How can classic red ever go out of fashion?
Ichigo: I think the Narratr is making reference to the cyberman costume.
Flit s*c*p: This is so not a costume, it's a state of being.
Bunne: I'm still pondering what happened to the cyberpenguin now devoid of uniform?
Flit s*c*p: Speaking of which, I wonder what happens when I push this button.
Helena: Which button?
Solen: My buttons?
Flit: You wish. No, this button on this carefully concealed remote control I cobbled together out of shoe strings and sherbet lemons. Many sherbet lemons died making this remote, let us hope it has a chance in hell of working.
[act]The Narrator would like to take the time to point out how overly dramatic Flit s*c*p is being at this time, you over actor, you.[/act]
Flit s*c*p: I resent that! There Be Not A Single Thing Overly Dramatic About Me, I Am A VERY Down To Earth Character!
Bunne: With a lot of capitalisation.
Solen: Look, just push the button.
Flit s*c*p: I don't know if I want to anymore. Fankly, I'm rather upset.
Narratr: Flit s*c*p clutches the remote to her chest and drops to her knees, tears pouring out of her eyes.
Helena: Need I point out that she is neither on her knees, nor is she crying. With that paper bag and cyberman helmet, how could you tell anyway?
Flit s*c*p: Oh no, please let him continue, it makes me sound romantic. Please tell me there's a dashing gentleman to come and sweep me off my feet and console my wounded pride. Have you ever considered writing for Mills and Boon Narrator?
Narrator: You think I would be good at it?
Flit s*c*p: Well, you do have the ability to turn a normal functioning modern woman into a weepy pathetic overly dramatic heroine. I think you'd do rather well.
Narrator: Oh, well, I have had a few ideas, if you want I could, you know, tell you about them.
[act]crickets chirp at the awkward silence of many a ship traveller starts trying to desperately come up with something to pretend to be busy over.[/act]
Flit s*c*p aside to Bunne: What we really need right now, is a Rigel.
Solen: Oh look, quit it now. Give me that remote.
[act] Solen takes the shoe string sherbet lemon remote and pushes the button. Suddenly all the cyberpenguins deactivate for a moment before coming straight back to life. They start attacking all letters C H E S[/act]
Bunn*:Err... Flit, what did that button do?
Flit s*c*p: W*ll, I was trying to find som* *******ak*
Bunn*: You programm*d th* *yb*rp*nguins to find *******ak*?
Flit s*c*p: I got as far as the first 5 lett*rs. Their program. I didn't think it would mak* any diff*r*n**
Bunn*: No, can't s** any diff*r*nc* at all.
Gollum: [act]crawls on all fours viewing the pirate ship[/act] My precious! Preciousssss!
s*c*p: Unauthorized creature. Will be deleted
Gollum/Aoife: WAIT! Wait, it's me! It's me!
s*c*p: ???
Aoife: [act]points to the deck of the other boat[/act]
Gilbert: [act]sneaks up behind Aoife and whispers in her ear[/act] Ship.
Aoife: Hiro, that man! [act]adopts a manical look[/act] Do you see that man?!!
Hiro: [act]spots tall, unsuspecting man on the other deck[/act] Yes ???
Aoife: [act]rubs hands together[/act] Bring him here.
Hiro: [act]hesitates[/act]
Aoife: NOW!
Hiro: [act]scrunches face up. Time stops. Hiro, climbs across rope to the other boat...[/act]
Gilbert: [act]is frozen in time with his mouth wide open and eyes crossed[/act]
Hiro: [act]Manages to drape Dameon across his back, eases himself onto the rope, and drops Dameon in the water[/act] Whoopsie daisy! [act]Pulls him back out and places him on the deck of cruise. Time resumes[/act]
Dameon: How'd I get here? And why am I wet?! ???
Aoife: [act]schlunks to Dameon's side[/act] Hi
*: [act]takes a break over in the corner, panting a little[/act] So much... work... Can't... keep up...
Flit s*c*p: I figured if we set them to... wait, something's gone wrong.
Bunne: Yes, I have this feeling I could actually say ch... that word, if I wanted to.
Solen: Is it something to do with that strange character in the corner there?
Aoife: Hey! Who are you calling strange?
Min: Yeah, are you implying there's something wrong with appreciating characters who have personality and depth and...
Captain Hammer: Lack of eyesight?
Dameon: Incredible - I cannot feel a thing from this man.
Min: There's a reason for that...
s*c*p: [act]randomly walks by with a cake knife and a punnet of strawberries[/act]
Narrator: Speaking of reasons... is there a reason you've left me out of this segment?
Bunne: Yes.
*: Alright, back to work.
Narrator: W*at *xa*tly i* going on **r*?
*: *stays away from Ariel for fear of being struck by lightning*
Ariel: ::) would somebody please get this... person off of me?
Ama: :D Don't be silly. :D
Ariel: ~:| [act]tries to walk forward[/act] How am I supposed to get anything done with you clinging to me like this?
Ama: What do you need to do? You know, you have plenty of fangirls around here, we'd be happy to help you with anything you need..
Ariel: Fangirls? o_O [act]tries to dislodge Ama using his weak coersive talent/twisted empathy[/act] 8-| of course she'd have a natural sheild... Lud help me. If you don't let go, I will make lightning strike you.
Ama: Don't be silly.
Small-voice-from-other-ship ---
Gilbert: FINALLY!
Small-voice-from-other-ship: This isn't the Red Queen's Land.
All: [act]turn to see a young woman standing on the other boat[/act]
Nrr: I'll take it from here if you don't mind. The girl is lovely but for her haughty glare. She surveyes the boat -
Gilbert: ~:|
Nrr: the boat with distaste.
Ariel: [act]turns quickly enough to dislodge Ama's hold[/act] Erin, I told you to stay in your rooms. These people are... [act]eyes Ama[/act] disturbed.
Erin: ::) I can take care of myself, thank you very much. I've just come looking for that brooding, dark haired man who comandeered our ship --
Salamander: MY ship.
Erin: Think what you want, mask-face. [act]Looks around. Spots Rushton. Winks.[/act]
Rushton: Lud no.
Erin: [act]clapps hands[/act] Could I please have a propper ramp? I can't very well be expected to use those silly ropes now, can I?
Ama: [act]leans close to Ariel with a little more dignity than she had before[/act] You have to admit, I'm not as annoying as HER.
Ariel: [act]eyes her warrily[/act] uh... sure.
Erin: [act]strolls across on a wooden pank but pretends to loose her balance just a few steps from the deck[/act] Oh no! Help me!
Captain Hammer: [act]pulls her to safety[/act] Have no fear miss!
Erin: Well, you're not who I was hoping for but... [act]bats eyelashes[/act] You'll do...
Vaughn: (to punchbowl) do you ever feel like you've been abandoned?
Punchbowl: Everyday.
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I knew I shouldn't have gone to sleep! Look at all I missed!
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wed Sep 09 2009, 01:17pm
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Helena: there, there ol' Punchy! we still love you! :D
Punchbowl: did you just... give me a nickname? i feel loved! (L)
Ichigo: ":(
Vaughn: what was that for? o_O
ichigo: i don't know.. i just felt like i should have an in-put :P
ol' punchy: (L)
Ashlings' guildleader
14 years ago
Wed Sep 09 2009, 01:36pm
Ashlings' guildleader
Dreamscape Artist
Maruman: [act]is glaring at the punchbowl[/act]
Sian: [act]attempts to pick him up[/act] [act]is scratched[/act] ":( Come along Maruman, I need to introduce Horatio to Reuvan...
Maruman: I/Maruman am displeased that this punchbowl is now acting like a funaga!
Sian: There, there, the punchbowl can't bother you if we go to the other side of the deck...
Maruman: [act]complies[/act]
Ceirwan: (to Sian) Are you a beast speaker then?
Sian: Nope! Just omnipotent! ;D
Elsepth: REALLY!? ME TOO!!! :D
All: 8-|
[act]silence[/act]
Elspeth: I mean, no I'm not ... of course not ... |:|
All: [act]are skeptical[/act]
Elspeth: [act]notices that Gilbert, Swallow, Dameon and Rusthon are all on board[/act] [act]hides[/act]
Maruman: [act]jumps out of Sian's arms and follows after Elspeth[/act]
Horatio: I really must say, that cat is most disagreeable
Sian: :|
14 years ago
Wed Sep 09 2009, 05:01pm
Olligobb*r: *walk* ov*r to Maruman*
Olligobb*r: *i.
Maruman: **llo/w*l*om* to t** my*t*ry *rui**/t** **a dan**r. You look dry*r t*an your m*mori**/t*oug*t* r**all
Olligobb*r: W*oop*! *M*ntally **oop* up loo** t*oug*t**
Olligobb*r: *p*aking of w*i**, w*at do I look lik*?
Maruman: Olligobb*r/you look... funaga lik*...
Olligobb*r: T*at'* it?
Maruman: *a* Olligobb*r/ *av* you mad* a *ignatur* wit* your pi*tur* on it?
Olligobb*r: W*at? Do I n**d on*?
Maruman: Y**, ot**rwi** s*c*p will r*mov* you, a* you *an't b* id*ntifi*d.
s*c*p: INTRUD*R! *Pu**** Olligobb*r off boat again*
**l*na & i**igo: *Pull olligobb*r out of wat*r, *lapping s*c*p*
Olligobb*r: T*ankyou!!! **ug* **l*na and I**igo and run* off to mak* a *ig*
Ashling Guildmistress
14 years ago
Wed Sep 09 2009, 09:21pm
Ashling Guildmistress
Mage
[act]MK bursts onto scene with a sudden act of energy[/act]
MK: Dates?! I can get a date! Dean I want Dean!
Ari: Sorry MK - only Obernewtyn characters allowed.
MK: Ober - [act]slightly crestfallen[/act] Okay that's alright - so where's Rush -
[act]MK notices Rushton and Captain Hammer in heated discussion[/act]
MK: [act]facepalm[/act] Fine - you know what, I don't want Rushton, I'm gonna gather me a certain blind empath master.
Ari: ~:| Ah, sorry MK [act]points to a star strucked Aofie[/act]
MK: DX This can't be happening.
Narrator: Well, that's what happens when you're late MK. And what you do now, I seem to have all my letters back for this post.
MK: T_T that's because I'm too crestfallen to bother with anything particularly witty or ingenious.
Narrator: So you didn't get your pick, you may as well pick someone as my sources tell me something exciting may or may not happen at 8:00pm tonight.
MK: [act]wallows[/act] someone, someone someone [act]thinks[/act]
[act]Wanders over to boat[/act]
...
[act]five minutes later comes back dragging someone with a paper bag over there head. Muffled protests can be heard from MK's captive[/act]
MK: [act]announces to no-one in particular[/act] 'Hi everyone, meet my date'
s*c*p: INVITATION?
MK: Duh, I picked 'em so they are allowed on.
s*c*p: MUST HAVE VISUAL IDENTIFY CONFIRMED
MK: [act]looks over 'date'[/act] wearing clothes, brown paper bag. Look I'm not much in the mood to argue over this. Are you going to lettuce get on or not? [act]giving s*c*p dagger eyes[/act]
s*c*p: ... INVITATION APPROVED
MK: [act]bares teeth[/act] Excellent [act]drags date off to the galley muttering[/act]
Firefall: Mmm, is it just me or is MK a little crazy... er than usual?
Min: Perhaps she hasn't had a chance to do any good hacking lately...
Tanya: But, is she allowed to do that, not announce her date?
Ari: [act]shrugs[/act] but really, who are we to argue?
14 years ago
Wed Sep 09 2009, 06:50pm
Firefall: I call abuse of the system!
MK's voice: [act]floating up from the galley[/act] People who call corruption have an unnerving tendency to get their accounts hacked into, FYI.
Firefall: Actually, now that I consider the matter with clear-headed objectivity, I see that this is in fact exceedingly fair and practical. Also, I t*ink t*hat t**...umm, w**r* ar* my l*tt*r* going?
Narrator: [act]from safe distance, and revelling in his own temporarily restored letters[/act] Don't look now, but the * is heading your way.
Punchbowl: [act]with inexplicable viciousness[/act] Ha!
Ashling Guildmistress
14 years ago
Ashling Guildmistress
Mage
[act]MK's voice continues to float up from the galley[/act]
I have a question for you all - how come it is that no one has given much thought to where this boat is taking us, I mean for all we know, Gilbert could be taking us to Herder Island.
Gilbert: Hey! I resent that implication. :|
Min: Good point, voice-of-MK. Who bet's he's just taking us round and round in circles? [act]raises hand[/act]
Captain Hammer: Surely not! I'd be feeling a hell of a lot dizzier.
Rushton: I don't know...I'm feeling a little woozy over here.
Captain Hammer: Harden up, kiddo! [act]slaps Rushton on the back and sends him flying into Firefall[/act]
Rushton: [act]recovering from being pummeled[/act] Why did you do that?
Firefall: 8-|
Ashling Guildmistress
14 years ago
Ashling Guildmistress
Mage
[act]in response to Voice-of-MK[/act]
Narrator: I feel a little threatened.
Firefall: Oh boo who - at le*st y** *ave y*ur let**s b*c* in *u*r n***. DX
Voice-of-MK: It's just, I find it rather amusing that a bunch of Obernetters hop of a ship and no questions asked. Are we a might bit too trusting?
Paperbag date: [act]down from the galley a voice can be heard[/act] Can I take this off now?
MK: [act]down in galley has turned off the loudspeaker that is projecting onto the deck[/act]. No. I still haven't figured out [strike]who [/strike]what to do with you.
14 years ago
Wed Sep 09 2009, 09:52pm
Firefall: Why did Captain Hammer do that? Because I paid him money to when nobody was looking. [act]coughs conspicuously, edging away from the interfering asterisk[/act] Ah, who can fathom the minds of the mindless, eh?
Captain Hammer: [act]looks indignant and begins to warm up for a song about ingrates[/act]
Firefall: [act]quickly[/act] Anyway, I'm sure our trust in Gilly isn't misplaced. As long as he doesn't down any drinks before getting behind the anchor, I'm sure he's a thoroughly competent captain. I mean, if anybody can recognise professionalism, surely it's me - oh, Rushton, here, let me help you with that shirt...
[act]Loudspeaker snaps back on for a moment[/act]
MK's voice: If Gilbert's such a competent captain, why is he on deck muttering about ships, instead of driving?
Min: ...For that matter, who is driving?
MK's voice: ...Do anchors have cruise control?
Narrator: [act]stiffly[/act] Would somebody please remind the girl in the galley that I have a monopoly on disembodied voices around here?
____
Oops, sorry, missed MK's post. Edited it, so hopefully it fits a bit better now.
Mystic Ward
14 years ago
Wed Sep 09 2009, 09:48pm
Mystic Ward
Twentyfamilies Gypsy
Maryon: [act]Suddenly appears on the deck as if by magic.[/act] I have seen... |:|
s*c*p : Intruder alert. Delete Intruder.
Maryon: I am not an intruder I am an invited guest.
s*c*p : Invited by who?
Maryon: Her. [act]Points to a still swooning Deb. [/act] Her thoughts called me here as she travels the Dreamtrails.
Ari: Is that what they're doing?
Tanya: Looks more like drooling to me.
Maryon: Things look different on the dreamtrails.
s*c*p : Hmff
Fitz: Have you seen them waking up any time soon?
Maryon: Futuretellers do not tell what they see....
Ashling Guildmistress
14 years ago
Wed Sep 09 2009, 09:49pm
Ashling Guildmistress
Mage
Lol - incidentally great minds think alike
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[act]down in the galley[/act]
Paperbag date: ... How about now?
[act]is met with dagger glares as MK looks up from her keyboard[/act]
Paperbag date: Okay no, no I like paper - I think it really suits me. (DX)
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EDIT: [act]whistles innocently about the fact that this post could have actually been put in the galley[/act]
14 years ago
Wed Sep 09 2009, 10:02pm
Narrator: Excited by the newcomers, the passengers and crew of the Sea Dancer forgot that most of the cyber penguins had been only temporarily overcome by Swallow's flying leap onto the ship.
s*c*p: [act]finally gets back to its feet[/act] **Cyber-penguins, arise!**
Narrator: The other cyber penguins, including one sporting a red cocktail gown--
Flit s*c*p: :| I'm being called into this against my will.
Narrator: One of the perks of being part of the metal bird brigade. Anyway, where was I?
Sian: cocktail gown?
Narrator: Ah, yes! So, as you'll all see, the security cyber penguins have amassed at the side of the Sea Dancer--
s*c*p: **Your narration is too slow, you will be DELETED**
Narrator: You'll have to catch me first! Ha! [act]sound of running - fading - footsteps can be heard[/act]
MK's voice: o_O does that mean the Narrator has...left the ship?!
[act]Nobody answers[/act]
Min: I'm sure it's only temporary. Anyway. Without a Narrator, we'll just have to watch events unfold...
[act]The security cyber penguins turn back to face the other ship. In metallic unison, their flippers fold and collapse into their bodies. In place of their flippers, missiles unfold and point toward the Jolly Piglet.[/act]
Salamander: ...what are you doing to my boat?
Gilbert: SHIP! [act]receives dark look from Salamander[/act] Oops! ~:| Sorry, force of habit.
s*c*p: **Unauthorised vessel - DELETE, DELETE!**
[act]The missiles from all of the cyber penguins fire before anyone can stop them and spectacularly explode above, under, and on the Jolly Piglet. It promptly begins to sink[/act]
Salamander: [act]shrieks and runs forward[/act] NO! What have you DONE?!
[act]The cyber penguin's flippers fold out again and they waddle off in their different directions, back to their duties[/act]
Captain Hammer: [act]to Rushton[/act] Looks like we're stuck with you!
Min: ... :|
Rushton: Great...sure. Hey, has anyone seen Elspeth?
Gilbert: ~:| Elspeth? Elspeth who? Never heard of her. Nobody by that name on my ship.
Rushton: You mean boat.
Gilbert: [act]sidesteps out of the conversation and begins talking animatedly to a bundle of rope[/act]
Mystic Guilden
14 years ago
Wed Sep 09 2009, 10:36pm
Mystic Guilden
Mage
Ari: You know, I'm glad the whole "where are we headed" argument was brought up because....weird as it sounds, I'm sure we've passed that particular wave like 10 times already :-/
Harwood: How can you tell the difference?
Ari: Because that's the wave that makes me feel nauseous.
Harwood: Ah...Ari, it's not exactly orthodox...but I might be able to help your motion sickness.
Ari/Halina: Really? :D / Really? :|
Harwood: It does involve.....coercion.
Ari: I dont care if it involves Rushton being thrown overboard...I'm in!
Rushton: Hang on....I thought you were on my side! ":(
Harwood: Here goes nothing [act]begins coercing Ari into not feeling ill[/act]
Halina: While you're in there, maybe you can get her to act like a chicken.
Ari:....I...feel.....like.....someone with a man in her head :-/
Halina: That's not something you hear everyday.
Harwood: You're not making this easy.
Halina: Yes...it's tough work finding a brain that small.
Ari: And yet, you came from- [act]goes silent[/act]
Harwood: I think I'm in control.
Halina: Lets test it out....make her do something.
Harwood: That would be unethical.
Halina: [act]force persuading[/act] You will make Ari cluck like a chicken.
Harwood: 8-| I will make Ari buck like a kitten.
Ari: 8-| I Ari, will act like a magican...
Narrator: It's like a game of Chinese....suggestion.
Ari: For my next trick, I shall be violently ill over the side of the boat!
Halina: Ack! She's not even a good magician.
14 years ago
Wed Sep 09 2009, 10:36pm
[act]the final remnants of the Jolly Piglet disappear from view[/act]
Firefall: Well that was...dramatic.
Captain Hammer: Not nearly as dramatic as it could have been.
Min: A ball of flame, lit by missiles exploding from security cyber penguins...isn't dramatic enough for you?
Captain Hammer: [act]nods and puts hands on hips[/act] Yeah. There could have been bears.
Min: They surely would have perished in the flames.
Captain Hammer: [act]nods again[/act] But...it would have been more dramatic.
Rushton: Are you picking on bears now? [act]huffs[/act] Who invited this guy?
Min: Who invited you?
Firefall: Um, Min?
Min: :| shuddup.
Captain Hammer: [act]shakes off the bear-moment[/act] Blue Girl, I weary of these squares. Come, to the galley for a bottle of liquid par-tay 8)
Min: I think they're all out of letters to blend.
Captain Hammer: Do they have cruisers? [act]holds up hands[/act] The manly kind.
Min: I don't know, to be honest. I've been on deck with you for the past 9 days.
Captain Hammer: [act]puts Min in a headlock - what he thinks is a hug[/act] Oh, my loyal sidekick. Never leaving my side.
Min: [act]gasping[/act] need...air!
[act]Captain Hammer lugs Min in the direction of the Galley[/act]
Rushton: [act]watching them go[/act] I suppose it's just you and me, then?
Firefall: (L)_ (L)
Narrator: [act]approaching footsteps[/act] Did you miss me?
MK's voice: NO!
Firefall: :| what perfect timing.
14 years ago
Thu Sep 10 2009, 12:15am
Salamander: [act]sobbing rather overdramatically as he/she watches his/her boat sink before storming over to Swallow[/act] I want double for this!
Swallow: But Rushton hasn't even been reunited with his true love yet.
Rushton: [act]from the clutches of Firefall[/act] ":( Yeah! Is she even on this boat?
Gilbert: [act]sighs[/act] SHI-- Oh Does anybody even listen to me?
Elspeth: [act]inconspiciously hides herself coercively by the punchbowl[/act] |:|
Punchbowl: Sup?
Elspeth: How can you see me? I am hiding myself coercively! ":(
Gilbert: Anybody?!?
Punchbowl: I'm a punchbowl! I don't have a mind to coerce or even eyes to see with!
Elspeth: 8-| [act]confused[/act]
Punchbowl: Yeah, I'm cool like that.
Sionainn: [act]to noone in particular[/act] :| Are we there yet?
Gilbert: Seriously? I'm talking!
TDPR: I think we need a 'there' first to be able to get there.
Sionainn: It's a mystery cruise. There is a 'there', we just don't know where this 'there' is.
TDPR: Well obviously, but with it being a mystery and all it is also quite possible for the destination to be nowhere, and considering that same wave we keep passing it seems a high possibility.
Wave: [act]is sneakingly just circling the ship, while under the impression that it is actually a shark[/act] Daaaaaaaa Nnnn Daaaaaaa Nnnn
Gilbert: [act]decides to do something drastic and exciting in hopes that the Narrator might narrate him and acknowledge his existence[/act]
Sionainn: [act]grumbles[/act] Well even if we are going nowhere, I wish we would hurry up. This trip isn't no fun anymore.
TDPR: You only say that because Amashelle over there is hogging the strange blonde kid.
Sionainn: Or maybe I'm just sick of you sickening company Mr I'm-a-sae-sick-pirate-man!
TDPR: I haven't been sick for quite some time now, not that I would expect you to notice. If either of us should be sick of the other's company it should be I.
Sionainn: :| Yeah well, you were much more exciting before I met you.
TDPR: You were never exciting at all.
CRASH!BANG!CLATTER: [act]prevents Sionainn's grumpy rant by intruding on the airspace and jolting everyone's eardrums[/act]
Everyone: 8-|
Sionainn: What was that? Was that, that stupid wave?
Wave: [act]still circling closer[/act] Daaaaaa Nnn Daaaaa Nnn Daaaa Nnn
TDPR: Apparently not.
Everybody: [act]shrugs off noise and continues on with their business[/act]
Gilbert: [act]from somewhere[/act] Ow!
Narrator: As Ariel watches the last of his ship sink out of sight ---
Salamander: MY ship! [act]howls and sobs dramatically[/act]
Ariel: Sure, YOUR ship, but MY plans! That Elspeth is always spoiling everything! She even caught my pig friend.
Ama: |:| um... yes. That was Elspeth all right.
Vaughn: I thought it was all you guys and that's why she gave you this cruise to... nowhere, apparently.
Ama: :|
Ariel: ":(
Ichigo: ":( ":(
Ama: ::) :-|
Erin: Forget about all that; who cares? What about all my clothes!! I didn't even bring an extra pair of shoes!! [act]stalks over to s*c*p[/act] Which one of you is going to procure a new wardrobe for me?! WELL???
s*c*p: Annoying human will be deleted
Erin: oh, I don't THINK so!! Do you know who I am?
Ama: an orphaned girl who allowed her sister to be sold to slavers and whose only virtueis that she can go out in public without being recognized to deliver mssages for Salamder and Ariel because they're both too important to be caught?
Vaughn: wow, that does sound pathetic.
Erin: |:( :"( Why are you so mean?
Ama: it's a gift.
