Maz: [act]is edging closer and closer to Swallow[/act] 8-|
Crichton: [act]loudly[/act] Frell! What is it with girls on this ship?!
Swallow: [act]turns at the loud voice, sees Maz[/act] 8-| You! [act]then spots Deb[/act] And YOU!
Maz & Deb: He remembers us (L) :-}
Maryon: I forsee fangirls... and a conflict...
Maz & Deb: ??? But we're not going to fight...
Rushton: How is there going to be a conflict on this boat?
Ruston: What are you talking about? This is a boat.
Gilbert: Its a SHIP luddammit.
Rushton: :-| sure, sure. What could you possibly know that the Master of Obernewtyn doesn't?
Gilbert: ":( I'm a SAILOR! And Omnipresent I'll have you know.
Rushton: Hah! So what. Its a boat. End of. :nod:
Gilbert: SHIP!!! ":(
Rushton: BOAT!!! ":(
Gilbert: SHIP!!! ":(
Rushton: BOAT!!! ":(
Gilbert: SHIP!!! ":(
Rushton: BOAT!!! ":(
[act]repeat ad infinitum...[/act]
MoonFire: *comes up onto the main deck from the quarters dragging Roland behind her* Here we are! fresh sea air! *runs to the railing of the boat, closes eyes and breathes in the sea air*
Roland: *left by the stairs to the quarters, looks around nervously and decides to join MoonFire* The sea has an odd smell, doesn't it?
MoonFire: *smiles...still with eyes closed* mhm! Its beautiful!
*suddenly a mysterious person comes running up to MoonFire and spins her around to face him/her*
MoonFire: *Opens eyes quickly* ahhhh!!!
Ariel: Where is it?
MoonFire: Where is what??!!
Ariel: Don't play dumb with me, Elspeth!
MoonFire: *sighs* ::) I'm not really-
Ariel: *grabs Roland* I will harm Roland if you do not give it to me!
MoonFire: *gasps!* Fine I'll give it to you!
Ariel: *keeps a hold of Roland and reaches palm out for "it"*
MoonFire: *hands over a small leather bound book*
Ariel: What is this?! Does it contain a map to the weaponmachines?
MoonFire: What are you talking about? its...my....*gulp*...diary....and I'd really do anything to have it back!
Roland: *having been released from Ariel's grasp* bad choice of words.... X:-/
Ariel: Anything? eh? *cackles evily* well we'll see what things I decide to make you do for this little book! *cackles evily again*
MoonFire: 8-| oh...dear....
Roland: *slaps forhead* ).(
Ama: Moonfire, I can't believe you would try and steal Ariel's attentions from me.
Sionainn: But aren't you stealing his attentions from Helena? I mean, she DID bring him on board...
Ama: |:| No. Wait... where is Helena anyway?
Helena: [act](from somewhere) laughes evily[/act]
Ama: That wasn't creepy at all... [act]notices Moonfire's diary[/act] OO! A book! [act]snatches it away from Ariel[/act] And my collection of coveted books grows... :D [act]puts it in her secret stash, right next to Gilbert's Diary and The Narrator's good words book[/act]
Moonfire: uh.. I was really hoping to have that back...
Ama: [act]blinks[/act] have what back? [act]innocent look[/act]
Ariel: She'll give it back to you if you do what I say.
Moonfire: :-? but she's the one that has it...
Vaughn: I wouldn't worry about that. She'll do anything he asks. Trust me. I've been sitting here being ignored since he came on board. [act]idly stirs punchbowl[/act]
Punchbowl: hehe, that tickles.
Ariel: I think we were discussing terms? You want your book back, right? mwhahahaha!
Ama: That was impressive. Since when did you take laughter lessons from Helena?
Ariel: :| And she promised she wouldn't tell...
Swallow: Ermm Gil. Got a minute. We need to find a um quiet location to discuss the you know what.
Deb: I like quiet locations. ;D
Maz: Me too, me too. ;D
Maryon: The thing you are looking for is hidden away.
Ariel: [act]Overhearing. [/act] Hiden away where. [act]Menaces Maryon.[/act]
Roland: [act]Takes off to the other end of the boat.[/act]
Ariel: Lud damn it. Do I have to lock you up in your memories again. [act]To Maryon:[/act] Where is it?
Maryon: I was not talking to you. This message is for the redheaded ex Druid's man and the King of the Gypsies.
Deb: King! :-? [act]Sigh[/act]
Maz: King! :-? [act]Sigh[/act]
MoonFire: yes! yes! i want it back! i want it back! *jumps up and down for no reason*
Roland: *puts hands on shoulders to make her stop*
Ariel: hahahaha! hmm.....what can you do....lets think?
Ama: isn't he cute when he's thinking? *smiles to herself*
MoonFire: I don't really consider him cute.....he stold my diary...
Ariel: aha! I've got it!
MoonFire: What?! what do i have to do?!
Rushton: [act]to Firefall[/act] ...So then I told him, "Dude, it's totally a boat. Accept it or face my wrath." And he was like, "Ooh, I'm so scared", and I was like, "Yeah, dawg, you should be", and gave him this totally menacing look - like this - and he totally backed off...
Firefall: [act]enthralled[/act] And then what happened?
Ari: [act]looking perplexed[/act] Where did Rushton learn words like "dude" and "dawg"?
Halina: It's inevitable he'd pick up terminology from all the RPGs he's been dragged to. I myself find that the expression "WTF" is very useful under certain circumstances...
Rushton: [act]notices them watching him and nods a greeting[/act] 'Sup.
Halina: ...Like that one.
Deb: [act]dragging eyes away from Swallow momentarily[/act] You know, it would be so very easy to teach Rushton random words and tell him they were norm -
Firefall: [act]hissing and looking around wildly[/act] Don't say such things! The Dameonite spies are everywhere!
Min's voice: [act]floats up from Galley[/act] Did I hear something potentially detrimental to Rushton?
MK's voice: Oi! Give me that loudspeaker!
Narrator: Well, apparently nobody needs me around here anymore. [act]sound of footsteps storming away[/act]
Maz: And thus the disembodied voice wandered off to a non-existent corner to cry...
Strange Person: *Narrator won't say what he/she/it does!*
Strange Person: Any second now...
s*c*p: Unidentified person! *Does what always happens in this guys post *sulks**
Strange person: Oi! *Okay, you win!* *Looks around at water again and spots boat*
Strange Person: Over here!
Helena & Ichigo: Hello, are you willing to pay to be pulled up?
Strange Person: Isn't the deal five times up and the next one free?
Helena: But you've never been pulled up before?
Ichigo: Unless you're Olligobber?
Olligobber: Yes, I am. Sorry, i forgot too mention my 'Doll/Avatar'!
Helena: Okay! *Pulls Olligobber up*
Olligobber: *Walks over to s*c*p*
s*c*p: New appearance noted. Please state name and appearance of guest.
Olligobber: Just a second...
*Boat moors up and girl climbs onto deck*
Olligobber: Here she is...
s*c*p: guest appearance noted! State Name!
Jaiby: Jaiby (pronounced Jay-bi)
s*c*p: Guest name noted! *walks off*
Olligobber & Jaiby: *walk off talking*
Halina: Wait...[act]looking at Harwood[/act] when did you stop controlling her?
Harwood: When you were sufficiently distracted enough to stop controlling me.
Ari: Ha! He likes me better than you!
Firefall: Where are the crickets and the random antics that normally fill these awkward silences?
Cricket #1: [act]from cricket sized hammock[/act] Another Margarita?
Cricket #2: Dont mind if I do.
Cricket #1: Here's to boycotting RPGs!
Ari: Who knows. But at least that changed the subject.
Rushton: What does WTF mean?
Ari: Look! Mandalorian ship!!
Halina: Where!? [act]looks around quickly[/act]
Firefall: Ah...it means... Water The Flowers :-?
Ari: .....Yeah :-|
Firefall: Wait...why am I telling him that?
Min: [act]voice floating up from Galley[/act] And I didnt even have any input.
Ari: So...why did you say that?
Firefall: [act]shrugging[/act] I really dont know.
Rushton: [act]Looking at random guests[/act] WTF :D
Avialle: [act]wakes from deep sleep[/act] [act]looks around[/act] 8-| OML! There's Rushton! And [act]squee[/act] Swallow! And - OML, it's Ariel! 8-|
Cayal: [act]pleasantly[/act] Are you ok, you look like you're having an attack of some sort.
Avialle: [act]isn't paying attention[/act]
Cayal: [act]sigh[/act] You're not one of these fangirls people keep talking about, are you?
Avialle: [act]shakes herself out of trance[/act] Me? A fangirl? Never! |:|
Cayal: Hm. Sure.
Avialle: [act]whacks Cayal suddenly[/act]
Cayal: Ow! What was that for?!
Avialle: You should have woken me! Why did you just let me sleep through all of the exciting part?! [act]whack[/act]
Cayal: Tides, will you stop that?! [act]mutters about violent women[/act]
Avialle: ::) Oh, quit complaining, it's not as though you can actually get hurt. You're immortal, aren't you?
Cayal: That doesn't mean I can't get hurt! I just always heal afterwards. :|
Avialle: Ok, well I'm going over to talk to Ariel.
Cayal: [act]looks at Ariel assessingly[/act] [act]shakes head[/act] He's really not all that good-looking.
Avialle: Yes he is! He's described as looking like an angel!
Cayal: He's got a weak chin. And his eyes are too small.
Avialle: [act]shakes head[/act] You just don't understand. [act]pause[/act] Don't worry, you're much prettier, though.
Cayal: [act]smirks[/act] I am?
Avialle: Of course. Didn't you already know that?
Cayal: [act]thinks[/act] Well... I suppose I did, yes.
Avialle: [act]sighs in exasperation[/act] You're so conceited.
Cayal: You know you love me.
Avialle: [act]gasps[/act] You said the 'L' word!
Cayal: Used in a purely flippant sense, I assure you. Ok, shall we go and join the action? If it were possible to be bored to death, I would have died hours ago, sitting here watching you sleep. You snore, by the way.
Avialle: I do not snore, you liar! |:(
Cayal: Yes you do.
Avialle: No I don't.
Cayal: Yes you do.
Avialle: No I don't! ":(
Dt: hey all ..I have been here all the time ;D [act]walks around listening to all the chatter, looks up and there are clouds above her head[/act] well people always say I live in the clouds
Ariel: You have to jump up and down on one leg, while spinning in a circle, while serenading Gilbert! muahahahahaha!!!! *thinks....this'll be quite interesting*
MoonFire: ...umm....why would i want to serenade Gilbert...hahah....haha..ha?! *glances around nervously*
Ariel: I know how you feel about him! *smiles evily*
MoonFire: whhhhaaatt? How IIII feel about G...Gilbert?!! pahh...lease! I don't feel anything towards him!
MoonFire: *elbows Roland*
Roland: oouuchh!! *glares at MoonFire*
Ariel: hahah! stop playing games! you have an affection towards Gilbert and everyone on this ship knows it!
Ariel: now go! i give you to choose which song you will sing tho! Aren't I very giving? 8)
Ama: *faints then comes back to consiousness* Yes! yeesss you are! *googles at ariel*
Ariel: *flashes a brilliant smile at Ama* ;D
MoonFire: *gulps* do i have to do it now? *talks in a very small voice*
Ariel: yes now! oh...and did i mention! you have to do it in front of everyone on the main deck!
MoonFire: everyone!!!!??? that's not fair!
Ariel: well then I guess you don't get your precious book!
MoonFire: noo!!! Fine.....I'll....do....it.... :"(
Roland: *looks apologetically at MoonFire* :(
Jaiby: *Walks onto main deck and sees everyone gathered around something. Pushes through crowd*
Jaiby: What is it?
Ariel: It's Moonfire! She's serenading Gilbert because I told her to! *Looks Evil*
Jaiby: You horrible man, no, boy, no THING! *Walks off stamping*
~Meanwhile in the galley~
MK: And now she's singing 'If your happy and you know it!' This is funny!
Min: GIVE ME THE MEGAPHONE! *Grabs for megaphone*
Min & MK: *Start squabbling
Olligobber: He he he *approaches amp for megaphone*
Min: Ha ha! I have it... *voice breifly fades from speakers* ...just happened? Oh, it's back now *continues to fight with MK*
New Voice From Galley:And now MK scratches at Min's cheek
MK: What! How did anyone talk through the megaphone, and how can they see me?
Min: *stops squeeling* Yes... someone's in here with another megaphone. With that we can share the job!
MK: Let's look for them...
Voice: WTF? How did they know? *Sound of megaphone being dropped*
~Back on the main deck~
Jaiby: *Walks back on five minutes later* *Everyone is staring at galley*
Jaiby (to Rushton): What's going on?
Rushton: Some guy up on the deck got a megaphone and told Min & MK to water the flowers. I'm confused...
Jaiby: That'll be Ollie, but why did he say to water the flowers?
Rushton: Isn't that what WTF means?
Jaiby: Oh, right, yes...*Walks off thinking how crazy everyone on this boat is*
~In Olligobber and Jaiby's Cabin~
Olligobber: It almost worked!
Jaiby: I bet it did(sarcastic)
Olligobber: *Shouts* It is!
MK: *Opens door to cabin* IS everything OK in here?
Olligobber: Yes... it is...
MK: Wait, your the guy who fiddled with the megaphones! I'll get you!!!
Jaiby: No, don't. Otherwise I'll have no reason to be on this lovely ship |:|
*: I thought you thought we were all crazy
Jaiby: I meant Rushton and Ariel...
MK: Okay bye!
Olligobber & Jaiby: *Walk back onto main deck*
MK: And, we found out just who plugged in the extra megaphone! Olligobber & Jaiby!!!
Jaiby: What...? *Crowd hoists them up and they are pushed over head for a while*
*Crowd slowly becomes more and more filled with s*c*p*
* Olligobber and Jaiby get thrown of boat again*
Helena: [act]looks shifty[/act] |:| i haven't been MIA for a few days.. no, not at all... and it has nothing to do with my Super Secret Plan... |:|
Ama: [act]from the other side of the ship[/act] did i just hear....? nah.....
Helena: [act]laughs evilly... again[/act]
Ariel: 8-| somebody took my line!! ":(
Ichigo: [act]pops up and scowels at him[/act] ":( ":(
Ariel: you again :|
Ichigo: [act]looks smug[/act] :-"
Helena: [act]still hidding in the shaddows on the other side of the ship[/act] mwahahahaha! |:|
MoonFire: *is standing in the middle of a large circle hopping on one foot and spinning around while singing random songs to Gilbert*
Gilbert: *is backed into a corner looking very red* |:(
Roland: *comes out of the circle and grabs MoonFire and runs to the galley*
Ama: [act]Applauds Ariel's horrendus meaness[/act]
Narrator: That would have sounded much better if you'd let me say it.
Helena: [act]Evil Laugh... again[/act]
Moonfire (from galley): [act]sobs[/act]
Salamander (hanging over side of the ship): [act]wails[/act] My ship... :"(
Vaughn (in corner): [act]sulks[/act]
Ichigo (wandering around): ":( ":( ":(
Ariel: Is it just me, or does this boat seem a bit odd?
Punchbowl: Odd? How so? [act]brings back the organ music[/act]
Edit: (because I forgot about Erin)
Erin: [act]pouts[/act] I can't believe I was forgotten.
Vaughn: get used to it.
Ichigo: ":( ":( !!!
Erin: :| you know you can't stop EVERYONE from scowling, right?
Ichigo: Watch me.
Helena (from somewhere): [act]is still laughing manically[/act]
Ariel: I wish she'd stop stealing my line.
Ama: [act]sigh[/act] he's so attractive when he's annoyed.
Nr: and as the crazy psycopaths steal all of the valliant Nr's lines from right under his feet with darstardly darstardlyness, Helena continues her plot that nobody but her knows about.. not even the heroic Nr!
Ama: oml! your down to 2 letters!! :O
Nr: no im not! |:| [act]tries to cover up his 2-letteredness[/act] oh! its no use! :"( [act]invisible sobbing can be heard[/act]
Deb: [act]pops up with amazing Gilbertness[/act] another one bites the dust! 8)
Ariel: IS FREDDIE MERCURY ON THE BOAT???? *gives fangirl squeal*
Punchbowl: Was that a squeal?
Ariel: ... Erm... No... ~:| I thought I heard someone I knew, so I gave a manly 'wahey mate!'
Deb: We will rock you!!
Ariel: Where IS he?????
Gilbert: Is that freddie Mercury on the boat???
Helena: *evil laugh from the shadows* Mwahahahaha...
Arwen: :O Rushton’s going to really get himself in trouble with someone one day.
Min’s floating voice: What do you mean by one day?
Aragorn: Was that Min?
Arwen: ::) Yes. Right, but Min’s not just someone, she’s the one who A: brought him here, and B: loves to see him in trouble.
Aragorn: So Rushton’s got no chance?
Arwen: None whatsoever.
Sionainn: [act]suddenly appears next to the punchbowl[/act] 8-| I have no idea where I just was or what I was just doing!!
TDPR: Do you ever?
Sionainn: :| . . . What have I missed?
TDPR: Not sure exactly. Helena seems to have become a disembodied laugh and there was something about Freddie Mercury before . . .
Sionainn: :| Righhtt. Whatever you say mate.
Helena: [act]from who knows where[/act] Muahahahaaaahahahaaa . . .
Sionainn: 8-| Ok that's actually kinda scary. [act]looks over shoulder to make sure she isn't there[/act] Where is she??
Narrator: That's a good question actually! Even with my omniscience I can't find her 8-|
Everyone except Salamander who is still crying like a baby: 8-|
Ariel: This sucks! I'm meant to be the frightening one that noone can ever figure out the exact whereabouts of [act]crosses arms and pouts[/act]
Arielians: [act]fangirl squee[/act] OML SO CUTE!!! XD XD
Ariel: 8-| Ok Salamander! I want off this boat --
Gilbert: SHIP ":(
Ariel: -- so get [act]spots sobbing mass that is Salamander[/act] :| Oh yeah nevermind.
Salamander: Why?? Whhhyyyy?? :"(
Sionainn: There, there . . . [act]pats Salamander[/act] How about you have some punch??
Punchbowl: |:| Yes . . . Have some punch!! |:|
Deb: [act]Is tired from being popped all over the place. [/act] Oh no, they popped me away from Swallow. What will I doooooooooo?
Punchbowl: Here have some punch.
Punch: [act]indignant. [/act] What if I don't want to be given away willy nilly.
Willy: [act]Confused. [/act]Who's giving me away?
Gilbert: And why are you being given my lines and actions? ":(
Deb: [act]Looks furtively around the deck and spots Maz holding Swallows arm and laughing. [/act] :-/ MAybe I'll have to wait for The Doctor after all.
Ariel: Doctor Who?
Ariel: No, I mean... THE doctor?
Deb: Do you know another one?
Ariel: That idiot? Is he around? [act]looks about[/act]
Deb: He's not an idiot; he's smarter than YOU.
Ariel: [act]scoffs[/act] he's a simpleton. A defective. Alexi wanted to kill him. I agreed with him on that one.
Deb: :-/ Are we talking about the same doctor?
Ama: Doctor who?
Deb/Ariel: Yes/Seraphim [act]look at each other[/act] ???
Deb: who's on first;
Deb: Oops sorry wrong era. [act]Hums the Dr Who theme song.[/act]
Deb: Whats on second. Umm.... [act]continues humming.[/act]
Maz: [act]Looks away from Swallow, trying to find The Doctor.[/act]
Ama: [act]Is laughing to hard to try to explain to Ariel whats going on.[/act]
Deb: Ahhh Doctor. [act]Swoons at imaginary Doctor[/act]
Rushton: Those flowers seems to need an awful lot of watering. :-/
Arwen: [act]hears Rushton[/act] Then you better go water them then.
Aragorn: [act]grabs a conveniently placed watering can[/act] Here you are.
Rushton: But I’m the –
All: Master of Obernewtyn. We know.
Arwen: You seem to be concerned about these flowers so much, so it’s appropriate you water them. After all, such an important job can only go to an important person ;)
Rushton: ;D Thanks! [act]takes can and goes flower hunting on the deck[/act]
Arwen: XD I can’t believe I just did that!
Helena: [act]from the place where all of IC's writing comes from... well, she may as well be, coz lud know where she is ::) [/act] watery doctors poking at seraphims start hopping about on swallow's head while s*c*p 's do the Foxtrot with gilbert and the Nr :D mwahahahahahhaha!!
Sionainn: yup, definietly creepy :-/
Ariel: darn you random voice from somwhere!! i'll get you! i'll get you even if its the last thing i ever doooooooo!!!! [act]shakes fist at sky[/act]
camera: [act]zooms out and screen begins to fade to black[/act]
Deb: wait, wait, wait! [act]stops the screen from blacking out by grabing the ever-decreesing hole[/act] we have a movie crew on board too? o_O
Ama: they probably followed Ariel on board [act]swoon[/act] :roll:
Helena: [act]disembodied voice [/act]mwahahahahahahahahaha! |:|
Ariel: I have a camera retinue now? 8-| ... cool! :D
Ama: What a lovely smile...
Ariel: I still don't get the doctor thing. ???
Ama: don't worry. You don't need to. In fact, it's probably better if you don't. I don't think you would get along with him overly much
Ariel: What was that?
Ama: Nothing |:|
Narrator: ":( STOP STEALING MY DISEMBODIED VOICE THING!
Ichigo: Stop stealing my look then! ":( ":(
Narrator: How can you even know if I'm stealking your look or not?
Ichigo: I have a sixth sense about these things :-"
Ariel: if it makes you feel any better, she's stealing my thing, too. That laugh is TOTALLY mine. Just wait, next she'll have my lightning strikes, too! ":(
Ama: um... actually...
Narrator: She was going to say that the disembodied laugh has already adopted your lightning strikes on a number of occasions...
Ariel: What! That's it! Now I really WILL get you! You've just taken first place on my list of people to go after --- you've even surpassed Elspeth. DO YOU HEAR ME!!
Helena: Mahahahaha! [act]lightling flashes[/act]
Ariel: ":( ":(
Ichigo: ":( ":( ":(
Ariel: ":( ":( ":( ":(
and so on...
Meanwhile, Vaughn starts pouring glasses of punch.
Punchbowl: what are you dong to me? What am I going to do when I have no punch left in me? I will cease to be a punchbowl. I may even cease to BE!! 8-|
Erin: I thought you wanted us to drink the punch.
Punchbowl: |:| no I didn't.
Erin: Did that punbowl just give me shifty ninja eyes? How is that possible.
Vaughn: o_O you're on a boat ---
Vaughn: with a captain that can hear the word boat said from anywhere else on the b-ship, a weird little man who knows every time anyone scowls, even the disembodied voice whose name keeps loosing letters, on a cruise that's going nowhere, talking to a punchbowl, and THAT'S the only thing you find peculiar?
Erin: well, when you put it like that... not really. What's really peculiar is that nobody seems to be throwing themselves at me. Don't they see how beautiful I am?
Punchbowl: Get over yourself. Have some punch.
Helena (from whereever): mahahahahahahahahaha!
Vaughn: the suspence is probably more frighting than the actual plan :-? I hope :-|