15 years ago
Wed Sep 30 2009, 06:44pm
Inhabitants believe the Destroyer Pig to be a evil spirit in their religion. For this reason it would be necessary for Visitors to become good friends and allies with them.
In the market, it is acceptable to barter for watermelons provided that the cost does not go below ten nards*.
Everytime any Visitor, Inhabitant or Beast wishes to look at the Big Black Book of Lore they must enter the Ashlings Hall in gloves and a space suit. This rule book is ten hundred years old and is very precious to the Ashlings.
*the currency of the town
10/10! :)
15 years ago
Thu Oct 01 2009, 10:27pm
VISITORS: If you happen to find diamonds during your stay, ensure they are brought to the guards' office immediately. Your co-operation will be rewarded with an unlimited stay in our luxury, VIP-only resort: The Entina Pit.
Inhabitants are likely to angrily hurl watermelons at tourists if they do not bring an offering of camembert cheese and/or woolly socks when they visit local villages.
4/10
4. Inhabitants will give one diamond to everybody who does something fun each day they are in the Red Queen's Land!
5. If visitors and beasts do not have fun at all, watermelons will be thrown at them by the multitude.
5/10
2.) Visitors should be aware of the fact that they are a short distance from the equator, and should apply sunscreen liberally.
3.) Inhabitants are welcome to indulge in exotic fruits, such as mangoes, papayas, and watermelons, at brunch, but they are not allowed to do so at breakfast.
4.) Beasts are only allowed to fish if they promise to keep their quarry on ice for the remainder of their stay, in order to keep the stench at bay.
5.) Visitors are absolutely not allowed to carry boleros or berets in their suitcase;however, they are allowed to place the items on their person.
6.) If guests would prefer to dine at a distance from beasts, they may isolate themselves only if they sign a waiver.
7.) Every guest, all beasts included, must refrain from barking, bellowing, and baying at the moon after ten o'clock at night.
8.) If you should be lucky enough to be invited to play bingo with the indiginous people, please be gracious winners (and losers).
9.) Visitors may find ice for their beverages in the arena above the shopping district.
10.) Every patron in possession of diamonds and other valuable personal belongings should be aware that the threat of burglary still lingers in this desired vacation location.
10/10
Wanderer Ward
15 years ago
Wanderer Ward
Dreamscape Artist
Inhabitants of this land have dibs on all the watermelon, so if you’re a visitor and you want some, lodge a complaint with the “Watermelon Equality for Tourists Office†located near the docks. (1 000 000 complaints = watermelon for foreigners!)
Beasts live in the sewers of this land, so if you don’t want the locals to throw massive blocks of ice at you, don’t cause a scene when you see one.
In case of turbulence, hold tight to your suitcase, because ox carts aren’t airtight and something’s bound to go flying.
Visitors please note, lucky charms have a different meaning in this country, so if you display one, prepare to be mugged.
Every person in this country is entitled to have their say on how the country is run, however, the ten richest inhabitants are more entitled than others.
If you intend to buy diamonds during your stay, please note that they are imported from your country.
If you’re in a public place and need to go to the toilet, be prepared to run quite a distance, as toilets have not yet been introduced to the local people.
Visitors to the local museums should probably be warned that the diamonds are fake, the ice sculptures are made from perspex, and the ten lucky watermelons on display are replaced everyday because the curator’s unruly son comes in to eat them every afternoon, and we have not yet figured out how to control him.
Every time you hear a siren, it means the ten tigers kept in the Queen’s gardens have eaten yet another one of her servants, and regardless of your visitor status, you will be required to attend the funeral the following day at dawn (otherwise you will be fed to the tigers).
Visitors found in beauty salons will be encased in ice for their vanity.
10/10
15 years ago
Mon Oct 12 2009, 08:31pm
1. Visitors are to maintain an appropriate distance from all of the best restaurants in town. Go to one of the others.
2. Inhabitants are not to carry around suitcases in an effort to only have to abide by Visitor rules.
3. Visitors shall leave all diamonds by the Mayor's office for safekeeping |:|
4. In the event of an infestation of tens appearing in the names of those around you, beware of approaching pigs.
5. Beasts are lucky they get to live here and should stop complaining.
6. Every other day is not a bank holiday and no, you will not be receiving free watermelons.
7. Visitors should not be trying to spend all their diamonds in neighbouring towns and instead focus their attentions here.
8. Inhabitants should not throw ice at visitors, even if they look boiling hot.
9. If you really were Lud reincarnate I wouldn't be having to send all my money such a great distance as to Sador, would I? Go away.
10. Beasts are not required to eat watermelons once a week, that was a hoax towncrier.
Cat-Eyes, Dreamweavers 10/10
Inhabitants that are also ice giants must beware of minature watermelons: they are like marbles and can cause one to slip.
3/10
If you find yourself on land, swim ten nautical miles of backstroke out to sea and never return.
12/10
If you break the rules, you will not get the medal that with go upon your breast
Visitor's Beware! The ten Ice beasts jealously guard their diamonds!
1/10
Ashlings' guildleader
15 years ago
Thu Oct 15 2009, 08:44am
Ashlings' guildleader
Dreamscape Artist
Inhabitants should be aware that it is now illegal to replace visitors' ice cubes with diamonds as dentists are no longer able to keep up with the demand for their service's.
2/10
In every three diamonds one must find some blue.
Visitors from Sador are charged toll of ten coin to enter the city bath house.
9 + 10 / 10 :D
Ashlings' guildleader
15 years ago
Thu Oct 15 2009, 03:27pm
Ashlings' guildleader
Dreamscape Artist
3. In order to avoid to avoid the ten unlucky pave stones which are hidden along the roads, visitors are advised to throw a small pebble onto each pave stone they wish to walk on before hopping onto it on one leg.
4. If at any point during your stay, you happen to observe a large pink kazoo hiding in your suitcase, you must NOT report it to the authorities. Visitors should be aware that the kazoo's are not real and are simply one of the side effects of the spice weed we ...er... did NOT |:| put in the water supply :nod:
15 years ago
Fri Oct 30 2009, 12:26pm
Visitors are only to be allowed in to this land if they have an image of a pig surrounded by ten lucky diamonds in is purse/walllet/money bag
1/10
If a ships sinks some distance from land the inhabitants have the right to every item brought up on the shore if it is not claimed within 2 days.
2/10
In the event that a beaver enclosure happens to be built a short distance from the palace zoo, try not to look surprised.
Visitors must remain a minimum distance of ten handspans from the beaver enclosure.
Inhabitants are forbidden to ask about the enclosure, although donations towards its construction are encouraged; please pay in diamonds.
Beasts wishing to buy ice cream must consult with the beavers.
Inhabitants are restricted from purchasing the blueberry flavour, it being the beavers’ favourite, but are welcome to try the watermelon.
Visitors who unleash stray bears into the enclosure will be prosecuted—by which we mean, sold into slavery on a ten-year contract.
If visitors are lucky, their suitcases will remain intact; however, any complaints about luggage chewed up by beavers are to be directed to the administration.
Every suitcase chewed warrants one free tour of the underground Beforetime tunnels in which Entina is secreted...no, wait, forget that last part.
Inhabitants who spread rumours about the tunnels that we just established do not exist will be sent to mine diamonds.
Visitors who listen to these rumours will be fed to the beavers, along with their suitcases.
10/10
Phew! Keeping to a theme is hard. :P
15 years ago
Fri Oct 30 2009, 12:28pm
every corner must have some kind of bartering store. It has to be surrounded by watermelons in summer (they somehow bring good luck)
Visitors are not allowed to sell items made by the locals, especially the diamonds
Diamonds and ripe, big watermelons are lucky charms if carried around.
3/10 (total 5/10)
Dreamweavers' Guilden
15 years ago
Dreamweavers' Guilden
Rebel
Inhabitants of the vistiotrs must bring diamonds to sell at the fair.
In every instance, people must buy certain slambs of ice
If people cannot bring Watermelons, they must instead bring Bananas
Visitors must be registared with the board of ten lucky elephants
Beasts who walk on two legs must know how to ice skate back home
Every lucky visitor must be rich
Visitors must run a distance of ten metres in bright daylight
In walking, people must not fall on ice on their back
If people fall on their back, they must roll like watermelons.
Every visitor must bring a suitcase full of bananas.
10/10 That was fun :)
Beats are allowed to carry about suitcase on wheels between sunrise and sunset if seen before or after this time this privilege will be taken away for a month.
Inhabitants are not allowed to host games and contest without warning the council at least [act]ten[/act] hours before.
2/10 +5/10= 7/10
15 years ago
Fri Oct 30 2009, 12:38pm
Visitors are required to sing the watermelon song if they wish to be lucky, despite there not being any actually watermelon song.
4/10
Beasts are likely to bite visitors if they are wearing watermelon perfume. This particular fragrance is discouraged.
Every tourist should travel in a group of ten or more to avoid becoming lost.
In case of an emergency, you will be provided with ten suitcases of bandages on arrival.
7/10
