15 years ago
Mon Sep 14 2009, 08:45pm
[act]dons a curly wig[/act]
Visitors arriving from distance with suitcase are to bring watermelon to bribe the town llama, or they shall not gain entry to the gates.
Is that the type of thing you're after? ~:|
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Ashling Guildmistress
15 years ago
Ashling Guildmistress
Mage
Sounds like some good advice for me [act]note to self - by some watermelon[/act]
Visitors to the Red Queen's Land must distance themselves from blue-bearded men. (Or, in the case of being a blue-beared man, must carry a watermelon in each hand while in public).
Mystic Guildmistress
15 years ago
Mon Sep 14 2009, 08:54pm
Mystic Guildmistress
Mage
Beasts hoping to get lucky playing Big ten at the casino must keep their distance from the ice statues.
Question, is there a maximum number of rules you can submit on a daily basis?
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Mystic Ward
15 years ago
Mon Sep 14 2009, 06:56pm
Mystic Ward
Twentyfamilies Gypsy
Inhabitants of this land must not supply visitors with black ice diamonds.
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If visitors should encounter a machine-like beast buried under ice (which may possible have melted to form dripping water) they would be wisest to back away slowly.
Every tenth person to disembark from a ship must run the distance from the docks to the man with the suitcase.
15 years ago
Mon Sep 14 2009, 10:29am
Visitors whose suitcases contain valuables, such as gold and diamonds, should dispose of such belongings in the black safe located on the captain's deck.
15 years ago
Fri Sep 18 2009, 12:36pm
If Visitors feel like fainting because of the extreme heat, they must take ten steps to the left of the docking area so that attendents may bring them buckets of ice.
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Mystic Guildmistress
15 years ago
Mon Sep 14 2009, 08:54pm
Mystic Guildmistress
Mage
In dressing your watermelon for the fashion show, make sure the distance between each bow is at least ten centimetres.
2/10
In the case of an emergency, visitors would do best to load their pockets with diamonds and flee the area.
If you stumble upon a pile of ten black diamonds be aware that stealing these is extremely unlucky :)
15 years ago
Mon Sep 14 2009, 02:40pm
Every watermelon belongs to the Red Queen's advisor. Anyone caught with a watermelon not belonging to them (ergo, any watermelon) shall be executed.
Inhabitants must supply at least ten watermelon's to each guest because of the heat.
Visitors to the Red Queen's Land must supply an offering of ten watermelons to the Red Queen's Advisor in order to avoid his blood-curdling wrath.
Mystic Guildmistress
15 years ago
Mon Sep 14 2009, 08:54pm
Mystic Guildmistress
Mage
If you come across a beast squandering suitcases, the inhabitants will pay you ten diamonds to turn them in.
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Every person who still has there suitcase, by the end of the trip, is free to stuff there pockets full with ten diamonds!
Ashlings' guildleader
15 years ago
Ashlings' guildleader
Dreamscape Artist
Visitors should be aware that it is necessary to wear a hat while travelling between moonfair locations, due to the heat. Persons who fail to comply will be lucky if they manage to reach their destination without suffering from sun stroke and dehydration. Either way, they will be confined to the sick bay for the rest of their stay in the interests of their own safety.
15 years ago
Mon Sep 14 2009, 08:44pm
Every ten Lores are lucky; ensure you break for ice tea.
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Inhabitants of Sus Rid: BE WARNED, for thy frolicking in the ice hearted sun of a distance unfathomable will result in expulsion from Moonfair.
15 years ago
Wed Sep 16 2009, 05:36pm
Everyone (including inhabitants, visitors and beasts) are advised to remain a distance from the tainted ice stalicmites in the caves.
If contact should occur, the affected must be immediately be stored in a suitcase and be given watermelon tablets shaped like diamonds at regular intervals.
In the occurance of survival, the affected is considered very lucky and will be sold for ten nards (the currency of the local town) to a museum for display.
EDIT: o_O don't know how i thought of that...
oh 3/10
Dreamweaver Ward
15 years ago
Thu Sep 17 2009, 08:21pm
Dreamweaver Ward
Dreamscape Artist
Visitors must be aware that all pineapples are to be worn on the head, and all watermelons to be worn on the feet.
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15 years ago
Wed Sep 16 2009, 10:32pm
Beasts afflicted with watermelon flu are advised to steer clear of the oncoming ten-pin bowls.
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