Ashling Guildmistress
15 years ago
Mon Sep 14 2009, 06:45pm
Ashling Guildmistress
Mage
You certainly may :) it's just easier for judges to keep track of how many people have put up lores at once :)
& btw I've loving some of these lores XD [act]wonders how she contribute when there is already such good advice out there[/act]
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
15 years ago
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
Dreamscape Artist
Thanks MK ;D This was so much fun to write.
Every person must carry at least one diamond on their person to keep dangerous beasts away. (e.g. mess loving beasts :P )
If your suitcase happens to unzip itself, the culprit, whoever it may be can be satisfied with diamonds or deterred by ice.
In the event of an ice shower, suitcases have been prepared for you to take up and carry over your head until someone brings out watermelon.
Visitors have been permitted to select one watermelon out of ten. If they are lucky they will receive a suitcase to store it in.
Beasts must rest for ten minutes before they cover a distance greater the length of the Antarctic ice.
Inhabitants have a high tendency to give beasts ice instead of water, and watermelons when asked by visitors for water.
Every visitor must supply the inhabitants with at least ten diamonds to gain access to food and drinks.
If anyone comes upon any diamonds, they must hand these in to receive a lucky suitcase and a brightly painted watermelon. Anyone not doing this is liable to walk a great distance without any assistance.
In your suitcase you will find a slice of bread. Use this as a token of payment to be granted access to the land’s beasts for travel over a great distance, as the inhabitants live only on watermelon and love a change in diet.
Visitors may get lucky if they travel a great distance and do not receive a diamond. Avoid diamonds at all costs, as they are a symbol of strength and those bearing them are liable to be sent to work harvesting watermelons.
Running total: 10/10
15 years ago
Mon Sep 14 2009, 08:25pm
If visitors wish to seek employment, please note that the only work available is as an ice sculptor or as food for various starving beasts.
5/10
15 years ago
Tue Sep 15 2009, 01:16pm
In dire circumstances whereby you are running low on stocks of chocca, you are permitted to consume diamonds for daily sustenance and consumption instead.
3/10
15 years ago
Mon Sep 14 2009, 08:18pm
Every time someone sneezes, it will be necessary for the people in the distance to give them ten diamonds each.
1/10
Visitors should always wear lucky charms to ward off the beastly monsters that lurk in the shadows...
6/10
Beasts bearing diamond sculptures from the caverns of New Rome will be advised that we do not know who the Seeker is, and we do not bear the Moonwatcher. Don't bother asking again.
3/10
Dreamweaver Ward
15 years ago
Thu Sep 17 2009, 08:20pm
Dreamweaver Ward
Dreamscape Artist
If you find yourself to be lost, it is permitted by Lore to stand upon the back of the nearest camel in the hope of obtaining a clearer view of the distance.
In accordance with the above Lore, no camel-induced injuries may be disputed by Lore, although said injuries may be put on ice to reduce swelling.
7/10
15 years ago
Tue Sep 15 2009, 12:02am
In every loon's left handed suitcase, which poses as a right handed one, but deviously disguises itself as a lucky charm, there will be two candy canes, posing as walking sticks, which are only to be used in the case of an attack of the sporks, that are really forks going trough an identity crisis.
4/5
15 years ago
Tue Sep 15 2009, 11:58am
Inhabitants must keep their distance from all visitors who have recently been in contact with watermelon.
1/10
Every good llama must refrain from singing louder than ten decibels, during watermelon mating season. Bad llamas are exempt from this rule.
5/10
Keeper of the Sherbet Lemons
15 years ago
Keeper of the Sherbet Lemons
Guildmember
1. Inhabitants must ensure that all suitcases filled with gob meck are delivered straight to Flit’s room.
2. Vistors are only allowed on board if they bring iced chocca and cheesecake.
3. Every passenger must carry a bouncy watermelon with them at all times.
4. If ten passengers should happen to find a lost squirrel, the Dreamies need to be informed that they should give their squirrels maps.
5. Inhabitants are reminded not to leave buns outside of Buneater’s cabin door or in her suitcase as she does not eat them.
6. If there are any diamonds on board, Flit would like to point out that they are hers.
7. If the distance to Redland is too great, passengers are encouraged to build a raft out of discarded watermelons and make it to the mainland.
8. In every cabin there should be a lucky left shoe. Please take care of it.
9. Inhabitants found not caring for their left shoe will be forced to fit themselves inside their own suitcase.
10. Inhabitants are encouraged to bring a suitcase that will fit their whole body inside.
That's 10/10. I hope it's okay I posted them all in one go. If not, I'll edit and do them one at a time. I wasn't sure. :D
7. If a visitor is lucky enough to find a watermelon, they must report immediately to the Red Queen’s Advisor to collect their reward of 10 rotten bananas (a highly coveted treasure for inhabitants of the Red Queen’s Land)
8. Beasts must wear a blue diamond ring at all times if they wish to avoid imprisonment.
9. In the case of a fire, please note that there are no fire exits or safety systems of any kind, so grab your watermelons and run.
10. Every visitor is advised to carry a suitcase full of diamonds at all times, in case a chance for bribery arrives.
10/10 :)
If visitors are found in possesion of the Red Queen's diamonds, they will have both their watermelons and their ice, removed for a period of ten minutes.
Beasts carrying lucky suitcases, will need to count to ten before the opening of their suitcases.
Every person aged ten or under will need to distance themselves from all blue watermelons.
4/5
Visitors with one eyebrow missing are reminded to compensate for their dearth by drawing on ten more with permanent markers.
6/10
1/10
Every Bag of iced watermelon chips must be included in the tally of chip merchants
Visitors to the Diamond mine Casino cannot apply for re-entry into Sutrium if broke.
4/10
Mystic Guildmistress
15 years ago
Wed Sep 16 2009, 10:16am
Mystic Guildmistress
Mage
In the casino, be aware that the more distance you obtain from the ice sculptures, the more lucky your visit will be.
Inhabitants known to run around like headless chickens will be restrained during the casino's opening hours. To watch them in all their glory, follow the ten chicken footprints to the watermelon-shaped building.
If you find yourself without ice in your drink, do not, under any circumstances, ask any of the ten waitresses manning the bar. They only accept currency made of diamonds.
Beasts refusing to be transported around in one of the ten supplied suitcases will be escorted to the dock and made to walk the plank. Anyone with complaints about this rule may talk to the giant watermelon standing inside the gates.
If guests break anything within a ten-kilometre radius of the sleeping watermelon, they will find themselves chased and hit on the head by the resident suitcase.
Every human being present on the island must present themselves to the diamond-shaped crevasse at 10am sharp every day. Those who are chosen to be sacrificed to the Entina will get a free funeral and transport arrangements.*
*Only available when the appropriate contract is signed.
Inhabitants choosing to ignore the guests and hog all of the watermelon for themselves must stay within ten metres of a suitable bathroom at all times in case of emergency. (Stupid inhabitants blocking my plan for world domination |:| (not Ariel [act]cough[/act]))
10/10
Visitors must carry a block of ice with them at all times. Any visitor found without ice, will immediately be packed into a suitcase and sent to Italy.
Beasts weighing over ten bricks, are urged not to dance on any ice-covered surfaces.
Visitors found without a watermelon license, will have to report to the Red Queen for license distribution.
Every ice statue carved in the Diamond Mine Casino, must be at least ten feet tall.
8/10
15 years ago
Fri Oct 02 2009, 12:01am
If you feel like an unwanted piece of rubbish, you may throw yourself into this diamond studded bin. *arrow points down*
15 years ago
Wed Sep 16 2009, 06:46pm
;D funny rule mono! lol
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Visitors must respect that watermelon coloured diamonds are believed to be a lucky token in society and are used by inhabitants bluffing their ten chances in the local casino.
If a inhabitant or visitor obserbs a suitcase passed by a unbroken wild gypsy beast, then they must keep a safe ten metre distance away and report it to the Police.
In the chance of a traffic jam on the moonfair site, all Beasts and Visitors will automatically refresh the page only to become bewildered by a unfriendly page with a suitcase with a message saying "Goodbye! We hope you enjoyed your stay."
Visitors who have qualifications as a MoO will need to disinfect this page immediately with ice watermelon crush ten times, as this is a prank made by bigoted inhabitants who refuse to obey the new visitors' rules.
7/10
In order to reach the Red Land, all suitcases must be searched for diamonds, and they must be surrendered to the lucky inhabitants.
2/10
15 years ago
Wed Sep 16 2009, 10:45pm
Beasts who are inhabitants in an enchanted castle, and lucky enough to have found their Beauties, must give them watermelon sized diamond earrings every year. If in breach of this rule, beasts shall never turn into a handsome prince, and will spend ten lifetimes glaring at a wilting rose locked up in a icesuitcase from a safe distance. Visitors may enchance the fortunes of single beasts, but this is not guranteed.
8/10
Beasts who have ten lucky diamonds are to give 3 of them to Maryon
1/10
