Wanderer Guilden
15 years ago
Thu Sep 17 2009, 07:17pm
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
If you are caught lugging around ten suitcases containing your lucky watermelons without a permit, you.will.be.prosecuted. we apriciate your cooperation :)
inhabitants of this land are to be kept at a distance if you are carrying ice, as they have never seen it before and will think that you are practicing the Black Arts and you will be thrown to the entina. thank you and have a very nice day! :D
2/10
Dreamweaver Ward
15 years ago
Fri Sep 18 2009, 08:57am
Dreamweaver Ward
Dreamscape Artist
Every beast in this Red Land has the right to speak up for itself; however, beasts are not given the right to be heard, unless the relevant people are gifted with diamonds or ice.
In situations of extreme weather, it is permitted to drink ice as it melts; at all other times it may only be used for watering the Red Queen's gardens.
Inhabitants may possess lucky fish; if they do so, it is forbidden to visitors to approach them between the hours of dusk and dawn.
10/10 That was fun - thanks Ashlings! :D
Visitors must carry their own iceberg at all times, as water is a scarce commodity here.
Visitors are warned that, unless they have proper authorization, they are to refrain from touching the lucky bells.
If you are under threat, please locate the nearest blanket, throw it over your head and hide beneath a watermelon stand.
10/10
inhabitants of the land must choose ten lucky visitors from each ship to be gifted with a watermelon
1/10
Mystic Ward
15 years ago
Fri Sep 18 2009, 09:56am
Mystic Ward
Twentyfamilies Gypsy
Every watermelon wishing to buy diamonds must have a suitcase to carry them in.
2/10
15 years ago
Fri Sep 18 2009, 12:36pm
Inhabitants tend to gift visitors with lucky bracelets, when doing so, they expect ten ice cubes in return(if these are not given to them the lucky bracelet will be ripped off of the visitors wrist and a tantrum will be thrown by the inhabitant).
If you consider eating a basket of cookies, please be aware that unless you are a distance of ten times ten meters from every being, you may be tackled and the cookies stolen.
3/10
15 years ago
Fri Sep 18 2009, 05:14pm
Every action has ten binary unequal and tangential, reactions.
If your luggage does not fit into a suitcase, please store it in the supplied watermelon above your heads.
10/10 :)
VISITORS: Please do not feed the watermelon during business hours.
Thankyou for your co-operation.
If Destroyer Pig is sighted, DO NOT try to apprehend. Take refuge within your suitcase and wait for the appropriate authorities (aka Rushton) to be brought in.
2/10
15 years ago
Sat Sep 19 2009, 07:10pm
INHABITANTS: Please stick to winning the lottery once a century, to build up the lucky feelings from winning.
11/10
Wanderer Guilden
15 years ago
Sun Sep 20 2009, 02:37pm
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
in every rough there is a diamond... but there is also a rabbid watermelon guarding it- so it would be in your best interests if you kept your distance from the sand...
Everytime you visit this lucky land you must get a stamp on your passport, but for every ten stamps you collect you will get a free!* watermelon! :D
[sub]*not free[/sub]
4/10
Mystic Guilden
15 years ago
Sun Sep 20 2009, 11:43pm
Mystic Guilden
Mage
Every member of the local Brass Band must dance ten different jigs during performances.
Visitors must declare ice sculptures to local authorities, as certain shaped sculptures can be used in Logic Puzzles that confuse local residents.
Beasts should be parked in 45 degree angled parking spaces, a minimum distance of one meter away from each other. This excludes Brildane...who ate our last parking inspector.
3/10
Mystic Ward
15 years ago
Mon Sep 21 2009, 04:42pm
Mystic Ward
Twentyfamilies Gypsy
3/10: If visitors require change for the casino the diamond exchange must be used.
4/10: visitors with ten beasts in every suitcase must travel the shortest distance to the watermelons.
5/10: If visitors are asked for watermelons by beasts they must buy ten and put them on ice.
6/10: In every suitcase handled by either visitors or inhabitants must be ten diamond shaped ice cubes.
7/10: If lucky visitors win diamonds they must borrow a suitcase from inhabitants to carry them in.
8/10: Every beast must congratulate lucky visitors.
9/10: Every visitor must help ten beasts carry watermelon back to their barud.
10/10: Beasts with diamonds should not hide in visitors black suitcases. Any other colour is acceptable.
Beasts exiting ships must wait ten feet from gangplank upon disembarking
2/10
In each town, ten lucky golden tickets have been hidden and those that find them must at once to the chocolate factory in Sador for further instruction.
5/10
(...it's early :P )
Every pig arriving from foreign lands must be searched for a diamond tiara
Inhabitants are to be fined ten watermelons if found to be abbetting a pig carrying diamonds
4/10
Inhabitants will not make ice cream by using watermelons
5/10
If diamonds are found within watermelons then they must be returned to the lucky ice cream man with the ten suitcases who lives beyond the hill past the main road. It is quite a distance so it is also compulsory to bring a basket to carry the watermelons in.
2/10
If travelling abroad, ones suitcase must not contain combustible materials, or they shall be used to light a bonfire in your honour.
6/10
15 years ago
Thu Sep 24 2009, 10:54am
Visitors are advised to stand at a distance of ten meters away from the moonfairy. People who do not obey this rule, will be wearing a watermelon hat for the rest of the day!
Inhabitants of the land must sell their watermelon for no more than ten diamonds to the beasts.
Beasts must carry around a suitcase at all times in case they cannot make it to the stable in time, and leave a mess of the ground.
Every visiting healer must be prepared to help all those in need, and must be equipped with ice and bandages at all times!
Visitors: Please do not go hunting in the Big Watermelon Forest of Doom; all those who do will be fined ten thousand diamonds. Thank you.
If you buy ten watermelons from the lucky stall, you’ll be gifted with a free diamond!
Every person who stays overnight at the casino, must buy some blueberry flavoured ice!
8/10
15 years ago
Thu Sep 24 2009, 09:17pm
Every rule must be followed unless you have ten diamonds with which to pay a fine to avoid being sent to the arena.
1/10
15 years ago
Sat Sep 26 2009, 11:18am
Beasts considered lucky enough to bear officials must not wear stripes.
7/10
Inhabitants are to be aware that every tenth watermelon consumed will be explosive.
Visitors are warned that feeding wild watermelons (even from a distance) may result in unexplained bowel emptying.
If carrying a suitcase please be aware of at all times of the distance to the nearest exit in case of attack by rabid bunyips.
3/10
15 years ago
Wed Sep 30 2009, 07:04am
Every time a donkey brays, ten tigers are set free.
Yeah ~:|
8/10
If congenitally unlucky, beware the destroyer pig.
Inhabitants watch for black ice - may cause unexpected tricycle accidents.
5/10
