i thought that it might be fun if we posted up some stupid pick-up lines and ice-breakers that we've heard or made up and find really funny/pathetically hilarious
to kick things off:
if you were a booger, i'd pick you first. XP
I wish I were sine squared and you were cosined squared, because together we could be one. (tehehe.. yes, this just shows how much of a geek i am)
post away! ;D
"Crap, I just had the best pickup line I was going to use on you...but I forgot it."
I feel like that would happen to me.
Black Dog, I don't think that link is working.
Did you fart? Because you blew me away
You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
Are you a magnet cos im attracted to you
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
and this last one is so silly its not even funny:
I wanna bag you like some groceries.
Pick up lines are so silly, its hard to believe people actually say things like this :O
okies, this is the most classic ice-breaker of all time, but i just thought that i ha to mention it due to its awesomeness:
FAT PENGUIN!! what? i just wanted to say something that would break the ice XP
and a random thing that i said to one of my friends when there was an awkward silence the other day:
sorry, but im a few Taichou's short of a Gotei 13... (mwahahahaha! nobody will get it, but i think its funny XP :P )
My dad, of all people, just said this one "That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed."
dads are silly XD
Wierd about that link, just type it into your browser instead.
how about: You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
lol how about: did it hurt? [girl: what?] when you fell from heaven?
This is a bit PG (by Two and a Half Men standards anyway) rated so I'll spoiler it...
Guy: Do you want to come back to my place for pizza and a 8-|
Girl: Um... no
Guy: What? Don't like pizza?
As an ice breaker between my friends and I when there is an awkward silence we either say "Ooo! Awkward silence!' or 'Egg'. The latter is supposed to make everyone crack up at the randomness. It usually works. :p
Not sure if this has been said but I heard this one from a movie trailer, i forget which movie:
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
No need to thank me for that one, I severely dislike ice breakers and pick up lines, I think I'd rather sit in awkward silence =/
ULTIMATE ICE BREAKER (works on my friends anyway)
"i one licked the inside of (insert principles name) underpants..."
WARNING: This may have the opposite effect and make it 10 times more awkward, but what would i know? for some reason i am semi immune to awkwardness in the way i fail at feeling the awkwardness of most situations... ;-)
I'm more fond of pickup come backs....
But to think of a good come back, you have to think of a good pickup line, and I'm all out :(