Bob: [act]walks up to Imogene[/act] Well hello there, my dear, you are looking simply dashing today.
Imogene: [act]giggles and looks pretty[/act] :-} Well hello there. What is your name?
Bob: I'm Bob
Imogene: Oooh such a nice name for such a nice fella. I'm Imogene.
Bob: Hi Imogene, 'tis a pleasure to meet you.
Imogene: So tell me Bob, what do you do to earn some nuts?
Bob: I am a detective, misses, I work under the squirrel law.
Imogene: 8-| Oh well, ahhem, that's lovely. If you excuse me I see something over there. |:| [act]escapes quickly[/act]
Bob: Such a nice girl! :D
Henry: [act]Snaps photos.[/act]
Kengi: Oh photographer. [act]Strikes pose[/act]
Imogene: Photographer? [act]looks around[/act] Oh, Dahling! [act]pushes Kengi out of the way[/act]
Imogene: You should know I don't usually allow press photos, but given the nature of the of the celebration --- that is, a party for me --- I think I will let you take one or two. But you must promise me you will only print them after I've reviewed them for any innacuracies that make me look less beautiful than I am. Agreed?
Kengi: did someone say photos?
Kengi: take some of me please :-"
Henry: [act]looks awkward [/act]
Imogene:[act]laughs and then glares[/act]
Darth: [act]slinks out of his corner, trying to make a dash for the door[/act]
Henry: [act]takes a snap shot of his as he runs past[/act]
Darth: 8-| [act]freezes[/act] [act]thinks that the camera is a lightsaber in disguise[/act] [act]takes out his own lightsaber[/act] for the Nutty-Sith! [act]lunges at Henry[/act]
Henry: [act]ducks and runs[/act] 8-|
Darth and Henry: [act]run around the room- Benny Hill-style[/act]
Bill: i do say, my good man, this is some excelent music playing... did you choose it?
Theodore: no, im afraid not, chap.. but it reminds me of Mother England...
benny Hill music: 8) [act]plays[/act]
Pete: [act]creeps in[/act]
Darth & Henry: [act]stop suddenly and stare at Pete[/act] 8-|
All: [act]stare at Pete[/act] :O
Pete: Um... someone mentioned a party?
All: [act]continue to stare[/act]
Pete: [act]hides up a tree[/act]
Darth and Henry: [act]blink a few times then return to chasing[/act]
Benny Hill music: [act]resumes[/act]
Kengi: Pete- come and have a photo shoot?
Pete: no no really
Kengi: please! okay but do come down and let us join the chase XD
Teers: One for all! And All for One!
Tim: *jumps up* We shall help you kind fellow!
Tam: *points at Darth* You shall fall to us!
Tom: Be prepared to surrender!
Darth: [act]gets annoyed[/act] [act]uses the Bushy-Force to tie the 3 squirrel-teers together by their tails[/act] [act]rasps:[/act] excuse me, but im rather busy here...
squirrel-teers: ":( hey! [act]flail[/act]
Benny Hill-ness: [act]continues, only with the squirrel-teers running after Darthy... albeit a bit hap-hazardly, what with their tails tied together and whatnot...[/act]
action tags: [act]wonder where the Nrr is for this event[/act] :|
Imogene: ":( Honestly, this is hardly the fabulous party I was told it would be. Where are all my fawning fan-squirrels? What's with all this higgledy-piggledy chasing?
Darth, Henry, the Teers, and all the other squirrels: [act]ignore her[/act]
Imogene: Hmph. [act]sits down in the middle of the room and pouts[/act]
Henry: [act]trips over her[/act]
Darth: [act]trips over Henry and Imogene[/act]
The Teers: [act]trip over Darth, Herny, Imogene, and each other[/act]
Squirrel pile: [act]ensues[/act]
Squii: *swings over the squirrel pile, with a bandanna over her eyes, scanning around, looking out for hidden obstacles and traps*
Squiii and Squiiii: Squii! Don't think you can get away from us so easily!
Squii: *makes exasperated noises, attempts to swing further away from her companions, fails*
Squiii: Squiiiii and Squiiiiii are on their way, and they're not nearly as nice as we are. It would be better for you - better for all of us - if you just accepted things as they were, surrendered, and came quietly. No need to make a scene in front of all of these civilians.
Squiiii: Accept it. You're not going to get out of this just because you've had a change of heart. You're needed for vital dropping-out-of-trees-onto-unsuspecting-tourists and stealing-stale-bread missions.
Squii: And what if I refuse?
Squiii: *adopts portentous tone of voice* Refusal is impossible! Our calling is for life!
Squiiii: *nods* Our Great and Fearless Leader has PERSONALLY requested your participation in our latest campaign against her enemy, The Lady of the Pigeons. Your cooperation is required.
Squii: *pouts and makes squirrelly puppy dog eyes* But I don't WANT to be an evil minion in an army of squirrels.
Henry: [act]Picks himself up off the floor and snatches his camera out of the pile. [/act] Evil Squirrel Army? 8-| [act]Snaps photos[/act]
Imogene: [act]wails.[/act] Off! Get off you brutes.
Squii: Look! Thats what we should be doing. [act]points at Imogene and the pile of tripped squirrels.[/act] Helping our fellow squirrel!
Darth Squirrel: [act]Shoves his way out of the mess.[/act] I need no help! [act]Raspy breathing[/act]
Squii: *Scuttles over in the direction of the squirrel pile-up* Allow me to help you, good squirrels!
Squirrel pile-up: *Is no longer a pile-up*
Squii: *Looks disappointed at his thwarted chivalry*
Squiii and Squiiii: *Sidle up to Darth Squirrel* So, whose evil minion are you? Are you interested in helping us fight an army of pigeons?
Darth Squirrel: *Looks at Squiii and Squiiii with an unreadable expression*
Squii: What?! Now you're recruiting? Whatever happened to turning me away from the path of good and redemption?
Squiii and Squiiii: *Ignore Squii*
Squii: I'm here! I'm over here!
All: [act]turn around and stare[/act]
Kengi: 8) my fans (L)
bob: [act]detects food[/act] [act]sits down to nibble at the choc-covered nuts on the table[/act]
squii: [act]also comes over to eat at the table[/act]
bob and squii: [act]start up a conversation[/act]
bob: so you want to be a good guy hey?
squii: yes i do. are you one?
bob: why yes! i am! [act]preens tail and acts all important[/act] 8) i am a detective. i help the world by detecting evilness, all in the name of the law :nod:
squii: [act]gasp[/act] well how do you become one of them?
bob: oh it all takes a great lot of skill and training, and i mean years of the stuff :nod:
squii: [act]looks dissapointed[/act]
bob: ... but i guess i could train you, if you really wanted
Darth: [act]observes Squiii and Squiiii[/act] [act]rasps[/act] i get equal standing, don't i?
Squiii and Squiiii: of course :nod:
Darth: i do believe that we have a deal
Squiii and Squiiii: 8)
Darth: yay! we'll be BBF's and paint eachother's toe nails and chat about our crushes and and and bake cookies!! :D :D
Squiii and Squiiii: o_O
Imogene: Did someone say cookies?! :D [act]pauses[/act] waaaait a minute... I don't like cookies ":( Who made me say that? And more importantly, who made me scowl? Don't you know that'll give me wrinkles?? And what happened to my awesome not-fake accent?
Ama: |:| [sub]oops[/sub]
Imogene: [act]looks dazed for a moment[/act] Darth, Dahling, I think you mean 'BFF' not 'BBF' [act]condecending smile[/act] Though if you wanted, I know just the colour for your nails. Trust me, it would look fabulous! [act]produces bottle of neon green nail polish[/act]
Squirrel Waiter: [act]brings out a tray of strawberries[/act]
Nutty: :D I'll take those around for you!
SW: [act]looks suspicious[/act] [act]hands over the tray[/act]
Nutty: [act]smiles and backs slowly away[/act]
SW: ::) [act]turns away[/act]
Nutty: [act]hides behind the nearest branch and stuffs her face[/act]
Freda: Oh, I do hope I'm not late for the celebrations. I had, other important stuff to do. Anyhow, I'd best get cracking on the refreshments. [act]spins over to the closest refreshments[/act]
Squii: *Is still hanging off Bob's every word* So...we get to fight crime? What kinds of crime? The really bad kinds, like when you use your army of squirrel minions to attack an army of pigeon minions? Or the really, REALLY bad kind, like when your friends make mean jokes about your tail?
Bob: *Eats strawberries* The really, really, really bad crimes. Like why all the chocolate-covered acorns have disappeared!!!!!!
Squii: *Walks over to Squiii, Squiiii and Darth*
The evil trio: *Looks guilty*
Squii: This is an easy crime to solve! *Pushes Darth, so that he's forced to lift his arms away from his chest, where they had been crossed*
Chocolate-covered acorns: *Fall out from underneath Darth's clothing*
Squii: See! Easy! I knew that being a good guy would be easy!
Bob: *Eats the chocolate-covered acorns*
Bob: ahem.. yes you are doing very well. someday you might even get a badge... like mine! :D [act]holds out detective badge[/act]
Squii: we get BADGES??!!!!!!!! awesome!!!!!!!!!! when do we get them, when?
Bob: ahem, well, it could take up to a couple of years, just depends on how could you are and the training you have. so... i assume you are looking for some training?
Squii: oh yes! would you please, please train me Detective Bob
Bob: why of course! it would be my pleasure :nod:
Freda: *reaches the refreshment table only to find there are but a few crumbs left* Hm, they sure are being stingy with the food this year :|
Nutty and Sugar-pie: *are collapsed under the table after devouring most of the party's food* x_X
Chocolate-covered acorn: *rolls under the table and hits Sugar-pie on the nose*
Sugar-pie: *sniffs the air* 8-| *gathers enough strength to reach out and pop the acorn in his mouth before collapsing again* x_X
Yo homies, Akorn's in da house! Hey man, chuck me summa them delisho nuts you got. [act]breaks out into some acorn-inspired R&B[/act]
Crack that, all on the floor
Crack that, give me some more
Crack that, till yer jaw gets sore
Crack that, oh woah-oh-oh-oh
Heh, I hope the whole play on Akon/'Smack That' didn't just go over everyone's head ...? :P
Henry: [act]Is still taking random photographs of all the strange happenings in the room.[/act] 8-| Oh my. A rapping squirrel. [act]starts shoot pix of Akorn[/act]
Akorn: [act]Continues rap routine[/act]
Sugar Pie: [act]Rolls out from under table.[/act] Yeah, you go man...erm squirrel.
Freda: [act]Spots a passing waiter[/act] wow, jaffa flovoured pecans. [act]Follows tray of pecans[/act]
Henry: Did someone say pecans? [act]Follows Freda[/act]
A dark mist: *settles over the catwalk*
All: *shiver in the cold and are a little freaked out*
Loud cackling: *can be heard* MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!!!!!
Squittney: *the evil squirrel enters flying on a squirrel hover craft* MUAHAHAHA!! I am the evil squirrel Squittney! Bow down before me!
All: *roll there eyes* ::)
Squittney: Why aren't you bowing??!?!!!!
Hover Craft: *suddenly fails and drops onto the catwalk*
Squittney: Rotten acorns! *falls ontop of other squirrels* AAHH!!!!!
Theodore: I say...*in a squished voice* .....is it possible to get off of me?
Squittney: *gets up and shakes off the dust* SQUIRREL GILBERT!!!! SQUIRREL GILBERT!!!!!!!
Squirrel Gilbert: *runs onto the stage* Yes master???
Squittney: I thought you said you fixed this hover craft yesterday????!!!!