Kengi: Maybe I could learn to to to to fffffllllyyyyyy :D [act]watches the hover craft fall out o fthe sky[/act] :|okay maybe not
Squitteny: I hat rotten acorns :|
Henry: [act]is taken pictures[/act]
Waiter: her are some fresh ones
Squittney: hahahahahah!!!!! 8-|
Waiter: [act]faints in fright[/act]
All: [act]fir is standing on end and a few faint[/act] wwooooww[act]get up and start eating nuts like mad[/act] :-"
Bob: [act]is stuffing his face with chocalate covered acorns[/act] [act]accidently finds a ring in one[/act] 8-| [act]turns to squii[/act] Now this is how we detectives work. You have to be concentrating at all times and you never know what you will pick up.
Bob: this ring is probably stolen from an innocent squirrel by an evil one. [act]glares around the room[/act] i bet you one of these evil personas stole it from one of the innocent partiers, then sought to hide it from them in this very nut
waitress: [act]walks up[/act] excuse me have you seen my ring? i think i dropped it in the chocolate when I was making some of the chocolate covered nuts. [act]turns to Bob[/act] oh my! you found it! thankyou so much! [act]kisses Bob on the cheek then walks off with the ring[/act]
Bob: |:( ahem.
squii: o_O i thought you said it was stolen
bob: ah well... it is... possible... to make mistakes... sometimes |:|
Squittney: Get to fixing this hover craft!
Squirrel Gilbert: *twitches tail and cowers in fright as Squittney squeaks at him* Yes evil squirrel queen!!!! *scurries off to fix the hovercraft with his overgrown teeth*
Squittney: *sees Bob munching on Chocolate covered acorns* Well nuts! I've been trying to stay on a diet, but....SQUIRREL GILBERT!!!!!! GET ME SOME CHOCOLATE COVERED ACORNSS!!! NOOWWW!!!!! *squeaks loudly while shaking her tiny squirrel paws*
Squirrel Gilbert: *stops working on the hover craft and runs off to get the chocolate covered almonds....twitching from stress*
Theodore: Hey there, old chap! You must be my long lost brother!!! *twitches*
Squirrel Gilbert: *runs away from Theodore*
Theo: *chases after him* Wait brother! *twitch*
Darth: [act]scowls at Squii[/act] [act]mutters raspily about annoying little pipsqueaks[/act] :| come on BBF's! (Bestest Buddies Forever) lets go and play chess with the world! :D
S&S&D: [act]go off to take over the squirrely world[/act] 8)
Pete: [act]looks down upon the chaos from up his tree[/act] I always wondered if there were any weirder squirrels than me - I guess I just found them... all of them... [act]edges down the tree slowly and tries to creep inconspicuously to the buffet table[/act]
Bob: You there! [act]points dramatically at Pete[/act]
Pete: Me? 8-|
Bob: Yes, you! I do believe you are guilty of a crime.
Squii: How do you know?
Bob: Because, my young apprentice, I've caught him purple-pawed. :nod:
Squii: And what does that tell us? ???
Bob: [act]confidently[/act] That he is guilty. :nod:
Squii: What of?
Bob: Ah... 8-|
Pete: [act]considering hiding again[/act] I really don't know what you're talking about.
Bob: |:| The crime is not yet known. But I shall discover it! ;D
Squii: Oooh! Can I help?
Bob: Certainly! You sir [act]points at Henry[/act] Take a photo of this squirrel for evidence.
Henry: o_O Um... ok... [act]turns to Pete camera raised and takes a photo[/act] Am I colour blind or is that squirrel purple?!
Nutty and Sugar-Pie: [act]are still collapsed under the food table[/act]
Nutty: [act]heaves himself into a sitting position[/act] [act]prods Sugar-Pie[/act]
Sugar-Pie: [act]moans and opens one eye[/act]
Nutty: Think you can make it to the kitchen?
Sugar-Pie: [act]jumps up and hits his head on the table[/act]
Small Twittering Birds: [act]fly around Sugar-Pie's head[/act]
Nutty and Sugar-Pie: [act]crawl out from beneath the table[/act] |:|
Imogene: You two!
Nutty and Sugar-Pie: 8-|
Imogene: You haven't been admiring me! ":(
Sugar-Pie: [act]is still slightly confused by the birds flying around his head[/act] You look very... comfortable? :-/
Nutty: [act]nods enthusiastically[/act] And healthy. Very well fed.
Nutty and Sugar-Pie: [act]cower in fear[/act]
Squii: *Is almost overwhelmed at the responsibility* Bob! Bob! How do we know if Henry has taken the photo properly?
Bob: There's not really any way I can check, because it's not a digital camera. We'll have to get the film developed.
Squii: *Eyes widen in amazement*
Henry: I don't really like your lack of faith in me!
Bob: *Speaks in placating tones* I'm sure your photo is fine. Squii is just a little...overenthusiastic.
Pete: I'm not guilty, I tell you! Whatever you were accusing me of, I didn't do it!
Bob: I know a guilty conscience when I see one!
Squii: Yes! Bob fights for the forces of good! The forces of good are always...er, good.
Henry: Can I go now? I think I saw Squiii (or maybe Squiiii, I can't tell the difference) eating the last of the strawberries, and I'm very hungry.
Squii: How dare he? Scoffing all the food when other squirrels are going hungry!
Pete: Exactly! Squirrels like me.
Squii: *Talks in stern tones* You're guilty. No strawberries for you! Although...only an evil minion would take away the strawberries of a squirrel in need. Your crime was clearly a plea for help! Never fear, poor, conflicted Pete! I will fetch some strawberries for you! It will be my new heroic quest! *Charges off in the direction of Squiii, Squiiii and Darth*
Henry: [act]Sneaks away to find a dark cuboard to develop his film.[/act]
Pete: [act]Waits for Squii to return with strawberries.[/act]
Squii: Returns empty handed. All the strawberries are gone. In fact all the food is gone! :-/
Bob: Ah hah! Another mystery for me to solve
Squii: you mean for us don't you?
Bob: umm oh yes of course |:| Now where is Henry? [act]looks for Henry[/act]
Henri: [act]is gone.[/act]
S,S&D: [act]ransack the kitchen, stealing all of the food[/act]
Squiiii: so.. why are we stealing the food again? ???
Squiiiiiiii: because! when squirrels don't have their food they become.. wait.. why are we doing this again? ???
Darth: [act]rasps:[/act] because squirrels are obsessed with food.. when they don't get their food, they go crazy and they will do anything to get it back.... which is when we come in.. we take the food and then they will do anything that we tell them to do to get it back! mwahahahahahaha! [act]cough[/act]
S,S&D: [act]don't realise how badly this plan could backfire[/act] :D [act]finish up taking every last crumb and disapear from the kitchen.. just as Nutty and Sugar-Pie run in looking for food[/act]
Imogene: [act]Glares at Nutty and Sugar Pie until they slink off into the kitchen to avoid her rage[/act] Hmph. Well fed indeed ":( who do they think they're talking to? (0-) They must have been delirious from having eaten too much...
S,S&D: [act]race past[/act]
Imogene: Oy, you three! What are you doing, running past without paying me the proper respects?
S,S&D: [act]ignore her[/act]
Imogene: ":( I'll show them.. [act]follows[/act] [act]gets sidetracked by Bob and Squii[/act] What do you mean someone's taken all the food?!
Other squirrels: [act]overhear her and start to panic[/act]
Kengi: No FOOD?????
Panicing Squirrels: no food, NO FOOOD, no food , no food, no food
All: [act]are still and look at Imogene[/act]
Imogene: we can can fix this problem--somehow ~:|
S,S&D: [act]look inconspicuously conspiuous as the lounge around, looking innocent and not the least bit distressed[/act]
Bob: (0-) We must examine the kitchens for evidence!
Squii: Oh! What a brilliant idea!
Bob and Squii: [act]leave for the kitchens[/act]
Nutty and Sugar-Pie: [act]are standing in the middle of the kitchen looking at the devestation around them[/act]
Sugar-Pie: Damn it! Too late!
Nutty: That insane squirrel in the lopsided helmet stole it all!
Bob: [act]sees them[/act] Aha! Look at this Squii, there are our suspects.
Squii: [act]dances up to Nutty and Sugar-Pie[/act] Stick 'em up! Stick 'em up!
Nutty: [act]is close to tears at the failure of their kitchen expedition[/act] What?
Bob: Don't act dumb! You've been caught chocolate pawed!
Sugar-Pie: My paws aren't chocolatey. Look [act]holds up paws stained red from strawberries[/act]
Nutty: Mine neither.
Squii: [act]looks suspiciously at Bob[/act] What does this mean?
S,S&D: [act]appear in the kitchen[/act]
Darth: [act]rasps:[/act] it means that they covered up the chocolatey evidance with strawberry's...
Bob: good detective work, Darthy! :D [act]turns back to nutty and sugar-pie[/act] so, what have you got to say for yourselves now? ":(
Nutty and Sugar-pie: [act]are staring at S,S&D[/act] YOU LOT!! GIVE BACK OUR FOOD YOU MONSTERS!!! 8-| ":(
Squii: don't blame others for your own crimes! ":( [act]pokes nutty and sugar-pie[/act] stick 'em up!
S,S&D: [act]disapear out of the kitchen[/act] |:|
lol Hel; I'm surprised you aprove of all that strawberry eating :P
Imogene: Honestly, dahlings, you simply must stay calm! Gather 'round me and I will lead you in some deep breathing excersises that will keep you all from panicking.
Squirrels: o_O [act]mutter[/act] did she say 'breathing excersises?'
Imogene: Inhale... hold... and release... finally, I'm getting the attention I deserve :-"
lol ama, i'm trying to be Darth Squirrel.. it'd look weird if darthy suddenly goes:
Darth: [act]rasps loudly:[/act] OML! HOW DARE YOU GET MY STRAWBERRY!! never fear Ichigo! i'll save you!!! 8-| [act]wheezes as he runs off to try to get the strawberries out of everyone's stomachs[/act]
[act]blinks[/act] ...actually... that would be kinda funny to see XP
Squiiii: [act]imitates Imogene's voice[/act] inhale... hold... hold.... hold... hold... stand on your head... hold... hold it a bit more...... wait for it... wait for it......
squirrels: :-X [act]can't hold it for very much longer[/act]
Squiiiii: [act]keeps imitating Imogene's voice[/act] aaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnndddddddddddd...... EXHAIL! XD
squirrels: 8-| [act]exhail[/act] x_X ~:|
Kengi: never ever again :|
Squiiiiii: annnnnnnddddd again!!!
Some random squirrel: I wont try to lose weight of this is what I have to do 8-|
Imogene: hey! who just undermined me and mocked me?! ":( [act]glares around angrilly[/act]
Squiiiiiiii: points and calls out: that guy did!
random squirrel that doesn't want to loose weight now: huh? i you-we-he-she-what?! 8-|
Imogene: [act]looks thunderous[/act] how dare you! ":(
evil trio: |:| [act]ninja-squirrel away from the scene, leaving no one suspecting[/act]
edit: randomly: this is the 10000th post in this board o_O
Theodore: *wathcing in the corner, slack jawed as the squirrels run amok* I say, never seen anything like it!
Henri: *offers Theodore a look at his camera*
Theodore: Err no thanks chappie. Haven't the time!
*Thedore strolls over to the centre of the Hall and blows a whistle*
Theodore: I say, listen up chaps and chapettes!
*Squirrels look at Theodore expectantly*
Theodore: There has been some concern in regards to the food. *All eyes turn to Darth, Squiiii and Squiiiii, who cough and attempt to look inconspicuous* *continuing* Anywho, I'd merely like to say *pauses for dramatic effect* TADDAAAAA!!!
Squirrels: o_O *confused silence*
Theodore: *Lifts his hat and pulls out two trays of candied chestnuts and sugared almonds*
Nutty: Oh goody! Sugared almonds are the best...
Akorn: *interupting* Yo Nutty, I'ma let you finish but candied chestnuts are one of the best creations of all time!
Nutty: :O *Pelts a chestnut at Akorn, which hits his head and rebounds straight into Sugar-Pies mouth*
Sugar-Pie *Burps loudly* Mmm he's right these are good!
Henri: *Takes a photo*
lol best call ever with the akon crack ness XP
Squiiiii: [act]whispers to the other two[/act] it appears we've been found out...
Squiiiiiiiiiiiii: [act]whispers back[/act] who ratted? ":(
Darth:[act] grins[/act] rasps: no idea boys.... but i'll see you around... it appears that i have some black-market food to get rid of.... ;D [act]saunters away arogantly[/act]
squiiiii and squiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii: when did the cheaters become the cheat-ees? :|
Imogene: [act]pouts[/act] I can't believe you all find food more interesting than my breathing excersises :(
All: [act]ignore her[/act]
Imogene: :| Fine. But don't blame me when I go all dark-side on you. Hmph.
Darth: XD you wouldn't know the dark side if it stepped on your tail.
Imogene: 8-| [act]hugs her tail[/act] I can't believe you would suggest such a horrible thing! [act]to tail[/act] it's okay... nobody's going to step on you...
Squii: *Sidles up to Squiii and Squiiii* See, that's what happens when you follow evil overlords: they make you do their dirty work, then they go off and leave you alone to face the music.
Squiii: What music? Is there music?
Squii: For an evil minion, you do have a point. Where is the music? *Waves at Theodore* Is there going to be any music at this party?
Theodore: *Adopts a mysterious tone* You'll just have to wait and see...
Squii: *Signals frantically at Akorn* Hey! Hey! Did I overhear you rapping before? Are you a rapper? Would you rap for us? This party has no music!
Imogene: :D MUSIC? You want music? [act]clears throat[/act] Doh rey mi fa sol la ti doh! Right. Mmmmmm mum mum mum mum :) okay. [act]clears throat again[/act]
I wanna know what love is!!!
And I want you to show me!!!
Ahhh I wanna feel what love is!!!!!
And I know-oo-oh you can show m---
[act]gets hit in the head with a nut shell[/act] ":(
Who threw that?
Squirrels: |:| [act]whistle innocently[/act]
Darth: [act]rasps:[/act] i do beileve that i can make something happen... [act]clicks fingers[/act]
Sally and the Squirrels(a variation on Alvin and the Chipmonks): [act]enter stage right[/act] :D
[act]team of squirrels in overalls sweep in, brushing floor with their tails[/act]
Theodore: [act]adjusts tophat and clears throat[/act] Well chaps, on behalf of Squirrel-Eyes, Bill, Charlie, all the Dreamies and myself, thank you all for coming!
Charlie: [act]pops in, arms full of candied nuts, tries to talk with full mouth[/act] aahouadagatetym...
Theodore: [act]looks aghast[/act] I say, is that any way to talk to our guests! O_O
Charlie: [act]swallows mouthful with great difficulty[/act] I said, hope you had a great time at Squirrel Week 2010!
Bill: and for those of you who applied for jobs or auditioned, stay tuned, you'll be hearing from us ;)