I LOVE reading through quotes and have stumbled across quite a few pirates of the Caribbean quotes but thought it would be good to have an actual thread for the. I love how all the movies are full of wit and sneaky behavior.
I'll start of with some that i love!
Jack: "A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!"
Barbossa: "I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means no."
Barbossa: "Thank you Jack."
Jack: "Why, you're welcome."
Barbossa: "Not you, we named the monkey Jack."
Jack Sparrow: "Why is the rum gone?"
Elizabeth Swan: "One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me, do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won’t see it?"
Jack Sparrow: "But WHY is the rum gone?!"
Jack: 'STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!'
Ragetti: 'This is just like what the Greeks did at Troy. Except they was on a horse, instead of dresses...'
Will think up more later...POTC IS AWESOME!!
13 years ago
Thu Jul 22 2010, 09:05pm
Ok here's one, I hope I can correctly quote it:
Norrington: pulls out Jack's effects 'A pistol with one shot...A compass that doesn't point North...'pulls out sword and smiles...'And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I have ever heard of.'
Jack: 'But you have heard of me.'
Ragetti (i think): "This is just like what the Greeks did at Troy. Except they was on a horse, instead of dresses... Wooden horse."
Pintle: “If one of you so much as thinks the word parley, I'll have your guts gutted!â€
Shame...either not many people like Pirates of the Caribbean on here (doubt it), no one else has discovered this thread, or no one else has bothered to post.
Maybe people just haven't released this thread is here. I really don't think a lot of people go into the quotes threads that often. :D
I don't have any quotes as such, but some of the scenes in POTC are just as good.
One of my favorites is the third movie where all six of them are standing in a circle
pointing pistols ar each other. Who each of them points at changes as people talk. They then all go to shoot and realise the guns don't work because the powder is wet. ;P
I also love the three-way sword fight on the waterwheel in the second movie.
LOL! I love that scene where they are all pointing the pistols! :D. I have to say Barbossa is actually a really funny character! He is super witty!
Barbossa:"First of all, Miss Turner, returning you to shore was never part of our agreement, so I must do nothing. Second, you have to be a pirate to apply to the pirate's code and you're not. And thirdly, the Pirate's Code is more of a set of what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner."
I love all those scenes too! Also the meeting in Shipwreck Cove in number 3 is hilarious!
I just finished watching 3 again and found two great quotes right after each other. The first is best in context, the second is just a great line.
When the Flying Dutchman is turning to sail into the giant whirlpool
Sailor: You're mad!
Davy Jones: What? Afraid you'll get wet?!
When the real Jack has just escped the cell on the Flying Dutchman
Flying Dutchman Crew Jack:Sop, everyone. I dropped my brain!
Okay, I've got a few. ;D
Murtogg: This dock is off-limits to civilians.
Jack Sparrow: I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.
Will Turner: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Jack Sparrow: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?
Jack Sparrow: [act]looking at all the swords[/act] Who makes all these?
Will Turner: I do. And I practice with them three hours a day.
Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?
POTC 2;
jack sparrow; ive got a jar of dirt ive got a jar of dirt......
jack sparrow ; Where is it? Where is the thump-thump?
gibbs: And what makes you think you're worthy to crew the Black Pearl?
very old man: Truth be told, I've never sailed a day in me life. I think I should get out and see the world while I'm still young.
Jack Sparrow: Run!
Gibbs: Back to yer stations, the lot o' ye!
Gibbs: Jack?
Jack Sparrow: Shhh.
Gibbs: For the love of Mother and Child, Jack, what's coming after us?
Jack Sparrow: Nothing.
Jack Sparrow; why is the rum always gone?
POTC 3
Jack Sparrow: I once sailed with a geezer lost both his arms and part of his eye.
Gibbs: What did you call him?
Jack Sparrow: Larry.
Pintel: No water. Why is all but the rum gone?
Gibbs: Rum's gone too.
Barbossa: Dying is the day worth living for.
flying dutchman Jack Sparrow: NOBODY MOVE! I've dropped me brain.
just a few of my favs from 2/3
I love the Jack and Barbossa moments, because they are actually both really witty and hilarious!
Barbossa: "Thank you Jack."
Jack: "Why, you're welcome."
Barbossa: "Not you, we named the monkey Jack."
[Will points his pistol at Barbossa]
Barbossa: "You've only got one shot and we can't die."
[Will jumps on the edge of the ship and put the pistol on his chin]
Will Turner: "You can't. I can."
Barossa: "Who are you?"
[Jack puts himself between Will and Barbossa]
Jack Sparrow: "No one! He's no one! Distant cousin of my aunt's nephew. Twice removed. Lovely singing voice though. Eunuch!"
Love those moments. BTW does anyone know anything about the next movie? I know that Blackbeard is going to be in it.
13 years ago
Mon Oct 11 2010, 03:46pm
I heard on the news that Johnny Depp popped into some school in England dressed up as Jack Sparrow, because he's filming the 4th one there...
I said this before, but I loooove all those quotes and scenes! POTC is my favourite movie...
Lord Beckett: The warrant for the arrest of one William Turner.
Governor Swan: This warrant is for Elizabeth Swan :O
Beckett: Oh is it? That's annoying. My mistake. Arrest her. :)
Little guy whose name I don't know: It's a key.
Jack Sparrow: No. Much more better. It is a drawing of a key.
Jack: Gentlemen...What do keys do?
Indian guy: Keys...unlock things?
Gibbs: And whatever this key unlocks, inside is something valuable, so...we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks!
Jack: No. :-" If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served by finding whatever it unlocks, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it? ::)
Gibbs: ...So. We're going after this key!
Jack: ...You're not making any sense at all.
:-" Love that last line!
Jack: Why is the rum always gone?
stumbles and almost trips
Jack: Oh. That's why.
