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avialle

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I can't believe there isn't already a thread like this! The Mighty Boosh is just filled with quotable awesomeness.

Okay, I'll start us off...
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"The Boosh is loose and it's coming at you like a wet flannel!"
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Rudy: Put away those fiery biscuits...
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Bar lady: I like your dress...

Rudy: This is not a dress. This is a sacred robe of the ancient psychedelic monks.
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Vince: Howard? You think it's going to be alright?

Howard: No. We're gonna die in the most horrific way known to man.
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Lead Shaman: Tony has a gift for strategy.

Saboo: A gift for strategy?

Tony Harrison: That's right. I'm a unique thinker.

Saboo: Right, let us hear one of Tony Harrison's stratagem's [act]crosses arms[/act]

Lead Shaman: Come on, Tony, don't let me down.

Tony Harrison: I say we, move, er, with haste... We retrieve that book... We fetch it back... [act]pause[/act] ... in a bag... [act]pause[/act] er, quite quickly...

Lead Shaman: Oh, dear.

Tony Harrison: Just give me five minutes, I can come up with something else. I only need pen and paper, and someone to... [act]pause[/act] write down my ideas...

Saboo: [act]to Tony[/act] You are a knob.

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*dpm* Okay, since the Boosh fans have decided to hide away somewhere, I'll add some more. ;P

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Howard: This my friend is Jazz Funk.

Vince: Oh. The double? That's even worse!

Howard: The mixture. The cerebral musicality of Jazz mixed with the visceral groove of funk.

Vince: Funk?

Howard: Imagine that
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Vince: Funk?

Howard: What a combo.

Vince: Jazz' deformed cousin!

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Howard: Just imagine the headlines 'Howard Moon - Colon - Explorer'. Got a ring to that don't it?

Vince: Colon Explorer?

Howard: You know what I'm saying.

Vince: I think that's got the wrong ring to it.
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Tommy Nooka: Cheese is a kind of meat.

Enough said. XD
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Howard: The wind is my only friend.

Wind: I hate you...
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Johnny Two Hats: I'm Johnny Two Hats. Why do you think they call me that?

Vince: Is it because you've got two hats on?

Johnny Two Hats: Bingo
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The Moon: When you are the moon, there is a person people say is the sun. ...I saw the sun once, and he came past me, really fast. And it was an, it was called, the, an eclipse. And he came fast! But as he came past, I, I licked his back.
[act]sticks out tongue[/act]
And he doesn't know I licked his back! All in his yellow suit!
... I'm the moon.
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*dpm*
Okay, here's some more Boosh awesomeness. ;P

The Moon:
And some say, Old Gregg is like a, a big fish finger, but big! Like um, like a garage. As big as a garage. Imagine that fish finger, when you can see it is as big as a garage, oh! It isn't small, it's the big one! Like that.

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Naboo: Yeah, youâ€™ve read all the books, but when it comes to The Crunch, where are you?

Saboo: The crunch? How dare you speak to me of the crunch! You know nothing of the crunch. Youâ€™ve never even been to the crunch.

Naboo: Iâ€™ve been there once.

Saboo: Ohhh, a little day-trip round the crunch. We can all go as tourists!
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IM OLD GREG!
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Old Gregg: What do you think of me?
Howard Moon: I don't rightly know, Sir.
Old Gregg: Make an assessment.
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The Moon: One time, I saw a man looking at me, yes, with his eyes. And then, he, he picked up a tube. And he looked, in the tube, and he made the moon big, inside the tube. The moon big inside a tube!
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Old Gregg: Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.
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14 years ago
Boosh! I love it when The Moon sings Love Cats! :D

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Soup! Super tasty soup! Super spicy (carrot and coriander) Chilli chowder! Crouton crouton! Crunchy friends in a liquid broth! I am gazpacho, oh! I am a summer soup, oh! Miso miso, fighting in the dojo. Miso miso, oriental prince in the land of soup!

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Vince: I'm little Johnny frostbite - moving around, freezing you up, freezing you down, like an icicle! Coming in your tent in the pink light chizzabite, arctic death, infinite night!

Howard: They call me Tundra boy because I move like an arctic lizard! When the blizzard strikes I disappear like a pipe dream, all that's left is a gleam on a tent peg.

Both: Boosh boosh, faster than a moose! Don't lock your doors 'cause we'll come through the rooftops. Stop like a rat, take your mind off the floor 'cause the Boosh is loose and we're a little bit bored!

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Old Gregg: Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me? I just need to know what to do 'cause I need your love a lot? C'mon now!

Howard: Moving too fast this isn't a race ooh! Baby back off and lower the pace now. Slow it down and give me some space ooh! Moving too fast this isn't a race ah ahh!

Old Gregg: I'm Old Gregg

Howard: I know I think you said!
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14 years ago
Random eels man whose name escapes me: You dance with elsie boy?
Howard: ah... no.
Random eels man whose name escapes me: Sure you did. we all did.

LOVE IT :D
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All aboard for Stationary Village!
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14 years ago
"future sailors.... electronic castaways"
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"I;m old greeeeeg, I'm old greeeeg." 'where am I?' "greg's place"
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Oh my God, I can't believe there IS a thread for this!! This is amazing.

My username comes from the Boosh, as I shared in the noobies' intro thread... Where Howard was saying, "I'll come at ya like a mighty bazooka!!"
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Tony Harrison catchphrases?? - "This is an outrage!!" + "[censored] off!!"

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Bob Fossil: "And that's why I can't go for that!!"

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Dixon Bainbridge: "Are you in a trance?"
Naboo: "No, I'm listenin' to Fleetwood Mac."

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The Moon: "The moon is so bright and milky white,
Shining down upon the ground
The moon is so bright and milky white,
shining down uponnn the grooouuunnnnnd
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Everybody look at the moon!
Everybody see the moon!
The moon is bright, he's milky white,
Everybody look at the moon - HEY!

........I did a song! Jupiter, I did a song! You ain't got one, eh heh heh!"

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Sailor guy from Old Gregg episode?: "Not you, nonbread!!"
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14 years ago
Another Old Gregg one :) "Do ya love me?" hahahaha

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