I can't believe there isn't already a thread like this! The Mighty Boosh is just filled with quotable awesomeness.
Okay, I'll start us off...
"The Boosh is loose and it's coming at you like a wet flannel!"
Rudy: Put away those fiery biscuits...
Bar lady: I like your dress...
Rudy: This is not a dress. This is a sacred robe of the ancient psychedelic monks.
Vince: Howard? You think it's going to be alright?
Howard: No. We're gonna die in the most horrific way known to man.
Lead Shaman: Tony has a gift for strategy.
Saboo: A gift for strategy?
Tony Harrison: That's right. I'm a unique thinker.
Saboo: Right, let us hear one of Tony Harrison's stratagem's [act]crosses arms[/act]
Lead Shaman: Come on, Tony, don't let me down.
Tony Harrison: I say we, move, er, with haste... We retrieve that book... We fetch it back... [act]pause[/act] ... in a bag... [act]pause[/act] er, quite quickly...
Lead Shaman: Oh, dear.
Tony Harrison: Just give me five minutes, I can come up with something else. I only need pen and paper, and someone to... [act]pause[/act] write down my ideas...
Saboo: [act]to Tony[/act] You are a knob.