Mystic Guildmistress
14 years ago
Wed Sep 01 2010, 07:39am
Mystic Guildmistress
Mage
The large hill just over the horizon when entering Tipoda is not necessarily forbidden, but one might want to check the rule book just in case.
1/10
Ashlings' guildleader
14 years ago
Ashlings' guildleader
Dreamscape Artist
In Uropa and Gadfia, it is forbidden to drain the air from any round, checkered ball (especially during the world cup).
1/10
Mystic Guildmistress
14 years ago
Wed Sep 01 2010, 11:24am
Mystic Guildmistress
Mage
Gadfia reserves the right to exclude enormous wildlife from entering drains under section 235 of the Gadfian Act.
2/10
In Tipoda, it necessary to remove the large wheels from any forward moving vehicle before trying to undergo any motion.
Ashlings' guildleader
14 years ago
Ashlings' guildleader
Dreamscape Artist
The postal system of the Chinon Empire requires that all envelopes be addressed using contemporary academic slang.
2/10
Amongst a minority of Tipodans, the book known as "Green Monkey Dreams" is considered sacred. If you are found to be in possession of a copy, you may find yourself hunted by 235 screaming fan girls.
3/10
The Moon platform is forbidden when the bald hill is shiny.
In Chinon, full stops are necessary only in dull, non-contemporary poetry.
2/10
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
14 years ago
Wed Sep 01 2010, 07:48pm
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
Dreamscape Artist
In Tipoda it is overly forward to introduce yourself whilst standing to the right of someone taller than yourself.
Any attempts to travel to the Moon may be overly draining and it is common for people to take 235 days to recover.
Contemporary and outrageous clothes have been forbidden in Chinon whilst it is necessary for them to be worn Mericanda.
The hills in Gadfia are highly dangerous to tunnel through, and as result the only way to travel in Gadfia is to move to the right.
In Uropa forwardness it is encouraged until law enforcements arrive: then you must stop or risk being taken to the Gadfian hills.
Nobody in Tipoda is permitted to stop at red signposts.
Flying over hills is strictly forbidden on the Moon as it may lead to Tipodans throwing books at you.
Disaster awaits anyone who enters Uropa without signing their guest book.
The people of Gadfia are known for their hospitality and often throw complimentary books at newcomers who believe it necessary to stop and read their 235 signposts.
Mericanda finds it necessary to post status updates on their blogs every five minutes to convey their emotions of excitement and depression.
10/10
14 years ago
Thu Sep 02 2010, 05:07pm
In Chinon they find it necessary to wear seven feathered hats when entering a building a top a hill.
1/10
The citizens of Gadfia are foridden to book a birthday party of over 5 people.
2/10
Urgent request From the Land:
To Mericanda. stop. books forbidden. stop.send help. stop. do not post. stop. telegrams more modern. stop
the Mericandan response
the Mericandan postal service reserves the right to forward extraneous telegrams to the Moon.
I think I'm gonna play with that stop. Telegrams could be fun ...
1/10
Stop it, The Moon is not the location of the old books' weapons!
3/10
Ashlings' guildleader
14 years ago
Thu Sep 02 2010, 02:50pm
Ashlings' guildleader
Master of Obernewtyn
A storage of various sized stopples exists on the Moon for items forbidden to float, such as smelly cheese.
1/10
Ashlings' guildleader
14 years ago
Thu Sep 02 2010, 03:38pm
Ashlings' guildleader
Dreamscape Artist
In Chinon, it is forbidden to forward messages from government sources to foreign addresses.
4/10
on the Moon it was forbidden to drive slowly past a drain
1/10
If you see a Tipodan drinking from an old drain, don't panic - it's necessary for them to save every drop of precious water.
4/10
In Chinon, it is necessary for those who see big, black spiders to catch one and post it in the mail to the Government.
1/10
The Moon stopped circling the Earth when it was drained of its resources by the greedy Chinon empire.
1/10
14 years ago
Sat Sep 04 2010, 07:22am
It is necessarily for a bystander in Tipoda to stop any mirror-less forward moving vehicle traveling above 235 kilometers per hour.
1/10
In Mericanda, it is forbidden to build a weather controlling machine on top of a hill, unless the singing of gaudy songs takes place during the construction.
On the moon, it is necessary to drain ones drink in one go while looking to the right and standing on one leg. This is to stop the dispelling of one’s precious drink into the air.
While in Chinon, reading books is forbidden unless the reading takes place in a drain under a red hill.
While within contemporary buildings built on hills in Uropa, everyone has the right to speak only 235 words. If one were to go over this limit, they would be put in a dirty drain for 235 minutes.
5/10
Mystic Guildmistress
14 years ago
Mystic Guildmistress
Mage
On the Moon it is necessary to stop at the carnivorous drain and walk 235 steps to the right.
In Mericanda, it is forbidden to stop on the right of any red post box, for fear of angering the hidden double-post monster inside.
When forwarding mail to the 235th P.O. box on the moon, one must remember that the green-skinned postman drains each letter of moisture before delivery.
It is forbidden to enter any building labelled '235' in Chinon without first booking it with immigration, otherwise it may be necessary to unwillingly conscript you into their armed forces.
Anyone stopping over in Uropa, should book a seat at the new Contemporary restaurant. It's a little water-logged, but they place 235 sponges on the floor to drain the moisture.
In Mericanda, do not be fooled by the large hills that randomly pop out of the earth. They are in fact meat-eating drains in disguise.
In Uropa, there are only 235 medical practitioners in total. Therefore, any absesces that need draining may be forwarded to Tipoda for follow-up care.
9/10
in Uropa it is necessary for people in red cars to stop every ten mteres due to their colour.
2/10
in Chinon people who post colourful [act]book[/act]s in the mail must pay a large sum of money.
3/10
14 years ago
Sat Sep 04 2010, 11:33am
Mericanda advocates 235 rights in its colourful Constitution.
2/10
Contemporary scholars wonder whether the Moon is necessary any more.
1/10
14 years ago
Sat Sep 04 2010, 01:24pm
Forwarding emails post the apocalyspe was impossible in Uropa.
3/10
Large aqueous beasts have been forbidden from draining pools designed by contemporary Chinon architects.
Though not necessary, it is considered quite polite to amuse one's self with unamusing books when waiting for forwarded mail to leave Gadfia.
All Mericandans should beware of walking forwards through the notorious Gadfian drains, instead one should walk backwards post-haste.
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