14 years ago
Wed Oct 06 2010, 04:00pm
In Mericanda, the Govamen reserve the right to declare forbidden as many as 235 contemporary books; however, they do not necessarily have to post notice of such texts, unless requested by officials of Uropa, Gadfia, Chinon and Tipoda.
Before you travel from Chinon to the Moon, you must stop with respect 235 times whilst approaching the launch hill; however, it is not necessary to attempt this ritual in Mericanda, Uropa, Gadfia or Tipoda.
The fine people of Tipoda forbid inappropriate laughing on the 235th day of the year. As such it is necessary to exert control over yourself because those who do not will be forbidden the right to vote for 235 days.
In Chinon, there are 235 locations into which entry is forbidden; however, only a random ten of them are monitered each day.
4/10
In Mericanda move to the right of any small hill you encounter,as it is forbidden to be on one.
If you bring 235 animals to Gadfia post a bright letter to inform others.
2/10
14 years ago
Sat Oct 09 2010, 10:08am
Uropa offers a wide range of hill-top houses but the local post office advises that you don't send them mail because it never gets delivered due to constantly strong winds.
9/10
It is necessary to stop and glare at the moon, in Tipoda,and it is forbidden to yodel at it.
The moon authorities forbid the rescue of stray cats from post-war drains.
It is forbidden to bring a striped scarf into Gadfia unless it contains more than 235 garter stitches.
Treatment for strains and sprains is available only on the Mericanda border, 235 steps from the last remaining hollow hill.
In Tipoda it is necessary to stop and clap at conclusion of every top-rating song unless you are in the company of a cold-blooded reptile.
8/10
Acording to the Chinon law, all residents are forbidden to stop baking bread on Feburary 24th unless authorised by official personel wearing pink tights.
10/10
Mystic Ward
14 years ago
Mystic Ward
Twentyfamilies Gypsy
The Chinon empire is forbidden to inquisitive visitors.
Where necessary, the Moon will shine on the grassy hill.
While travelling in glorious Tipoda, you may be asked to stop to give way to beasts.
The drains in Mericanda are for use by furry rats only.
When you post personal mail in Chinon, it will be forwarded through the right channels until the government is sure it is necessary to stop.
Fun holidays are forbidden in Gadfia.
6-10/10
Two postage stamps from Mericanda will fetch you 235 of the Gadfian sewer bred baby alligators.
9/10
In Chinon it is a matter of necessary etiquette to post forbidden books to the best conspirators of a province.
10/10
14 years ago
Sat Oct 30 2010, 04:13pm
In Mericanda, there are 235 coloured traffic lights telling you to stop, go forward or turn right.
In Gadfia it is forbidden to drain large swimming pools.
It is necessary to book an approved room when travelling to the Moon
It is officially forbidden, in Chinon, to collect contemporary art
All sloped roofs in Mericanda must drain to the right
It is forbidden to wear full veils in Mericanda and Uropa but necessary in Gadfia
235 defensive structures surround the forbidden library of Chinon
Mericanda, Uropa, Gadfia, Chinon and Tipoda are forbidden to engage in over 235 different types of armed hostilities
When forward parking in Tipoda it is neccessary to stop facing uphill.
It is necessary to use up to 235 stamps when posting bulky letters to the Moon
10/10
If you want to drain an orange fruit to make a beverage, citizens of Uropa advise you to book a meeting with a dry cleaner beforehand, as it is a messy process.
Aspiring hairdressers in Tipoda should not use stopples as hair curlers, or pour any fluorescent hair dye down the drain, in association with the 235 Rules of Hairdressing.
A stope in western Chinon is only accessible by shimmying down a post attached to one of 235 drains in the Mining District.
Mericanda is home to a popular amusement park called the Forbidden Castle. It is necessary to don medieval attire upon entering.
10/10 :D
14 years ago
Sat Oct 30 2010, 10:59pm
In Mercadia, it is necessary to stop posting more then 235 letters in a month, as it causes unnecessary strain on the nationwide postal service
On the Moon, it is customary to build contemporary buildings on the rocky hill near the capital.
3/10
14 years ago
Sun Oct 31 2010, 09:39pm
1. Postage to the ugly bookshop in Tipoda is now double the price.
2. Efficient drainage to the Gadfia hill village will be installed when someone gets around to it.
3. It is forbidden to move forward at a red stop sign everywhere except the moon.
4. It is forbidden to call Uropa and kind of childish slang words, please seek assistance if you need help pronouncing it right.
5. People from Mericanda are forbidden from forwarding electronic chain mail.
6. In Chinon drive beautiful cars on the right, in Tipoda on the left, and on the moon it is forbidden. Ugly cars are permitted, however.
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7. In Chinon it is necessary to preorder all new Isobelle Carmody books.
8. Contemporary Gadfians have the right to buy four yellow bananas and one pot of choca on Tuesdays.
9. The Moon is not big enough for you to bring both a book and a postcard when you visit.
10. Tipoda is the right place to invest in the expensive shares of postage companies.
Dreamweavers' Guilden
14 years ago
Dreamweavers' Guilden
Rebel
1: In Mericanda, it is necessary that you dont cross the forbidden black book.
2: When Travelling to the moon, you must take the second right at the small hill.
3: Tipoda must be the 235 stop on the walking tour.
4: In Uropa, you must act contemporary and drain all red substances.
5: If you wish to travel to Chinon, you must first post a book.
6: It is necessary in Gadfia, to forward all emails to the priest in the yellow robe.
7: Mericanda is a post-modern, contempory pink town.
8: The moon is a place of stops, drains, and red apples.
9: Uropa is forbidden to anyone carrying heavy books.
10: Chinon is expected to compete in the post-classic 235 games.
