14 years ago
Sun Sep 05 2010, 01:18pm
Remain seated at any contemporary bookshops in Tipoda, as there are no worthy authors to give a standing ovation for.
4/10
14 years ago
Sun Sep 05 2010, 01:38pm
Gadfia has 235 different postcodes; it is necessary to bow to people wearing cream cloaks in all of them, to acknowledge they are of upper class to you.
The Moon's water supply is forbidden to be extracted from, unless it is from circular drains with blue stoppers.
Any tampering with Chinon's bookbinders and their steel tools will result in 235 paper cuts.
Mericanda prefers people to pitch from rightfield in all baseball games. Any hillbilly threatening to pitch from the left will receive the 'right to grotesque humiliation by the double-post monster'.
4/10
It is forbidden to stop green people from flying to the Moon.
1/10
14 years ago
Sun Sep 05 2010, 02:48pm
In Mericanda, if you have not read the books by the wonderful Isobelle Carmody, you will be forbidden from entering any book stores
2/10
In Uropa, there are 235 drains that offer amazing wonders for you to see, though you might have to wear protective clothing.
3/10
Gadfia is known for it's horribly ugly beasts that live at the bottom of hills, so if you ever find yourself face to face with one, stop and run away!
4/10
It is necessary to send you to the Moon and be fined $235, if you do not own a copy of the amazing book Darkfall.
5/10
The contemporary music in Chinon may be considered awfully noisy to foreigners, but don't complain about it or you will be kicked out of the country and forbidden from entering again!
6/10
235 people from Tipoda have reported sightings of a big blue police box that moves. The Government deems it necessary that these sightings to be reported immediately to catch it!
7/10
It is forbidden to travel the streets of Uropa's busy capital without having registered your shoes at the 235[sup]th[/sup] building outside the city.
Chinon's supermarkets have been ordered to stop selling forbidden items such as large posters of Taylor Lautner.
4/10
14 years ago
Sun Sep 05 2010, 08:08pm
To enter The Forbidden City in Chinon, one must endure 235 painful paper cuts, and offer their blood to the Emperor.
5/10
14 years ago
Mon Sep 06 2010, 09:07am
In Tipoda, dangerous drivers are forbidden to stop at traffic lights for the purposes of easy identification.
On the Moon, it is considered forward to launch oneself from the top of an overly steep hill
2/10
14 years ago
Mon Sep 06 2010, 08:05pm
Behold the behemoth - a bestial creature that contemporary Gadfians necessarily stop at to kneel and offer sacrifices to.
6/10
In Tipoda it is necessary to lock the doors of your house before eating since a vengeful bunny is on the loose stealing everyone's hill-grown carrots.
Each of the five powers must send a contemporary CD every 235 days to lighten the mood on the dark side of the moon.
The stuffed toy factory on a hill in Mericanda develops 235 new types of toys a year.
7/10
14 years ago
Tue Sep 07 2010, 11:40pm
It is necessary that, while at the moon, Gadfia, Tipoda, Chinon, Uropa, and Mericanda – but not Gadfia due to cultural differences that stop them from sending mail to begin with – postage should cost more than 235mullah (which is of course the currency of the day) if the item being sent happens to be a book which is a forbidden text, as it is written in the ‘Laws of the Righteous and Forward Thinking Men of the Day’ that all postage workers are greedy and therefore will accept bribes.
1/10
14 years ago
Wed Sep 08 2010, 12:24am
Uropa retains the right to drain your brain, due to its strict, racial profiling of outsiders, and Roma Gypsies.
7/10
Mystic Guildmistress
14 years ago
Mystic Guildmistress
Mage
While we reserve the right to stop the immigration of pink elephants onto the Moon, we may not necessarily monitor the 235 ports. Residents are urged to report any sightings to the book police.
10/10
14 years ago
Wed Sep 08 2010, 09:09pm
Chinon and Gadia continue to have poor human rights records, thus the Tipodan Govamen has forbidden foreign investment from those powers.
8/10
14 years ago
Thu Sep 09 2010, 05:03pm
In Uropa, it is forbidden to spread gossip by post unless it is of a salacious nature.
In Gadfia, is it considered uncouth to unblock clogged drains with the right hand.
In Mericanda, obsessive book lovers are encouraged to stop at 235 novels a year for health reasons.
5/10
In Mericanda, there are 235 ways of falling forwards into love; yet falling backwards into love is old-fashioned and uncontemporary.
9/10
14 years ago
Thu Sep 09 2010, 05:55pm
In Uropa it is forbiddin to gently parachute on sundays if you are not married or if your post number is 235 if you want to parachute you have to stop in front of a brown chair and climb a large hill to recive your parachute it is also nessecary to read a big book ;D
14 years ago
Thu Sep 09 2010, 06:23pm
If visiting the Moon, it is strictly forbidden to walk forwards. Instead, one must walk backwards at all times, although it is permitted to take up to 235 crab-walks to the right if necessary.
Gadfians highly frown upon the practice of contemporary dancing, so if you intend to dance wildly in public, be aware that you may be booked and forced to pay a fine of up to 235 shillings.
Tipodans believe that they are always right about anything relating to post-modern art, so don’t contradict them or you may find yourself locked in a draining and tiresome argument.
3/10
14 years ago
Thu Sep 09 2010, 08:04pm
To enter into a prestigious school, Gadfian children must be avid readers and own 235 books.
8/10
14 years ago
Thu Sep 09 2010, 09:01pm
Please detach and remit your 235 illegal and forbidden visas to the Contemporary Govamen of the Forward Spinning Moon, lest you incur a book-reading bovine disease called right-foot-in-mouth. Should you have been fortunate enough to avoid your necessary stop at the Lunar Health Detention Centre ("The Loony Bin"), we will post you off into the nearest vehicle destined for the Moon's hilly drainage system, from one of our ports in Mericanda, Gadfia, Chinon, Tipoda or Uropa.
10/10
14 years ago
Thu Sep 16 2010, 09:40pm
It is forbidden to spy on people on [/i]the Moon[i] in Chinon. Instead, it is necessary that small telescopes are only to be focused slightly to the left of all stop signs.
All Uropians are aware of the postal service being nonoperational on days when the sky isn't a blue hue. In such a case, it is necessary to take cover under a hollow hill on the right side of 235th Street.
6/10
14 years ago
Tue Sep 21 2010, 08:47pm
in Uropa it is necessary for all intelligent people to read an Issobelle Carmody book.
In Chinon many disgruntled people march forward every 235 years
5/10
Edit: In Gadfia people who didnt read books were thrown of a huge hill
6/10
Edit #2: in Tipoda anything contemporary was strictly forbidden due to the banking system
in Chinon it is absolutely necessary to wear contemporary clothing as there is a long standing rivalry between Chinon and Tipoda
8/10
Mystic Ward
14 years ago
Mystic Ward
Twentyfamilies Gypsy
1/10 Chinon, being the most powerful place on earth demands that you stop!
2/10 You are forbidden to take mouldy books to the Moon.
3/10 If you post old books to Uropa, you need to pay 235 credits per item.
4/10 If necessary, your right to move forward in Gadfia will depend on the fastest walker.
In Mericanda it is necessary for crazed hooligans to book their rooms a month in advance
On the Moon post-apocolyptic wastlands cover much of the contemporary landscape making it extremely hazardous and unsafe
10/10
On the moon, selling hot dogs with tomato sauce is forbidden unless the hot dog stand offers a choice of 235 complimentry cheeses.
8/10
According to article 235 of the Mercendian constutution, it is forbidden to interfere in the production of books that detail the elaborate
process of building drains
1/10
