Mystic Guildmistress
13 years ago
Mystic Guildmistress
Mage
5. Giving an equine as a gift is purely prohibited without first employing certain chemicals.
6. To illustrate the danger of pineapples, please watch episode #481, where a sandcat was attacked by a trampoline.
7. Foreigners are warned against introducing linen to the external environment, as gutters are highly allergic.
8. Upgrading pineapple coverage before riding the sandcat express is of the highest priority.
9. Obtaining an equine as a gift has been extremely hard due to the recent financial crisis.
10. In order to offset the high number of pineapples getting drunk, it is recommended that you don't feed them any linen after 9pm.
The maximun amount of pineapples allowed per stall is eight, as not to catch the attention of the sandcats , who are notorious for their love of fresh pineapples, however equines are allowed to have eleven.
8. Entertaining an equine is forbidden in the presence of a sandcat.
9. Sandcats must open the door for any passing foreigner.
10. Foreiners are not permitted to operate heavy machinery if they have received a gift from a sandcat.
1. Anyone imagining that it is OK to eat sticky,juicy Pineapple in bed will be forced to purchase new linen sheets, prior to leaving Sador.
2. Please do not abreviate Kassanda to 'Kaz' as not only is this offensive to the Temple guardian's, you will be an the mercy of the trampoline of terror.
3. Foreigner's are not allowed to eavesdrop on Sadorian equines conversing amongst themselves.
4. Lastly, please don't ignore the beforetime saying, "Do not look a gift equine in the mouth."
13 years ago
Wed Oct 26 2011, 04:36pm
Apologise to pineapple bearing foreigners who are clad in linen sourced from equines reared by sandcats, unless they fall into the gutter in which case you must show no mercy and jump all over them like they are trampolines.
Equate the gutter with the sky to free pineapples from the shackled bears.
Import all mountain bred trampolines for the Battlegames but not Sandcats and equines.
Mystic Ward
13 years ago
Mystic Ward
Twentyfamilies Gypsy
1. Competitors must offer a gift to all equine companions in the hunt.
2. Linen is to be used as bandages when an equine head is injured.
3. Trampolines are set aside for those who do not wish to eat in the gutter.
4. Sandcats will indicate their territory using pineapples. Please keep out of these areas.
5. Foreigner equines have the right to enlist the aid of the locals in escaping their ‘owners’.
6. Mercy is to be shown as a gift to those who ask for it.
7. Foreigners found urinating in the gutter will be thrown into the Sandcat’s territory.
8. Upholding the Lore of these battlegames is a gift of honour and mercy to the Goddess.
9. A gift of pineapples will not stop a sandcat from eating an honoured foreigner.
10. Interfering with equine s, sandcats or other beasts not competing in the games will not be tolerated.
Sandcats are exculpated of tickling desert mice if they use feathers but not linen to tickle.
4. It is forbidden for foreigners to use the fermented pineapple juice for purposes of merry making.
5. Those found drunk on the aforemention pineapple juice will be isolated and thrown into the gutter, where they will be at the mercy of the sandcats.
6. The tribal police will allow no foreignors on the trampolines between the hours of 4 and 6.
7. Any injuries obtained from the sandcats must be immediately bound in linen.
8. Bribery of equines with gifts of pineapples is prohibited.
13 years ago
Tue Oct 11 2011, 01:04pm
Equines must undulate themselves for the safety of foreigners. Undulating trampolines are exempt from this rule and are encouraged to trip up Battlegame-participants.
Cheers, N. :)
7. A pineapple head-dress must be worn to advertise the gifting ceremony between all the teams at the end of the Battlegames.
8. Advise all members of your team that the gutters near the equine grazing area are not for swimming.
9. On the third night of the Battlegames, every foreigner must ignite their linen stores so the sandcats don't eat any pineapples that may have fallen in the gutter behind the trampoline. Be warned: the wild cats do not show mercy to any animals, including equines.
10. If anyone wishes to use the trampoline they must have listened to an entire cover song by the Beforetime band 'No Mercy', performed by the local musicians.
Inculcate all foreigners to the ancient tradition of belly dancing in leopard skin linen on the Opening night of the Battlegames, and be sure to throw them into the gutter with the un-cooperative pineapples if they refuse to participate.
1. Any foreigner borrowing a tent must help order linen
2. All slavers apprehended will be left to the mercy of the desert and sandcats
3. It is illegal to eat pineapples while on a trampoline
4. You insult equines when leaving their gifts in the gutter
5. When they arrive, all foreigners must be gifted with silk or linen robes
6. We advise all equines to watch out for sancats as they can be dangerous and unpredictable
7. Any foreigner attempting to smuggle trampolines shall be fined immediately
8. Any Sadorian caught feeding a sandcat pineapples will be exiled
9. All foreigners wishing to attempt the battlegames must present the Earthtemple with a gift of linen-wrapped pineapples
10. One of the most feared battlegames involves a sandcat, a trampoline and a pineapple. No foreigner has yet completed it without asking for mercy
13 years ago
Tue Oct 25 2011, 10:27pm
1. If you meet them, show foreigners mercy for they do not understand our ways
2. If a pineapple be discovered in the gutter utilise it not
3. If a bolt of linen is inherited wrap a sandcat in it
4. If you have a trampoline, let no equine engage in bouncing on it
5. If you encounter a foreigner in the gutter , assist them out
6. If you show a sandcat mercy , you have exhibited honour
7. If you ever assist someone, they should gift you with linen
8. If you ride an equine without their permission, you should abase yourself and present them with a pineapple
9. If the gutter is your home, adorn it with linen
10. If you espouse to support equine freedom, festoon your head with a pineapple
1) The trampoline is not to be given to the foreigner until it decides to undulate from the heat.
2) Linen must remain unbuttoned by the arrogant sandcat.
3) An honourable gift for an equine must be analysed by the over-guadian Kassanda.
Do not inebriate your fellow contestants as it will make them feel mercy for the deranged pineapples.
Amble lightly when sandcats prowl the linen covered battlegame trampolines.
Expect no mercy when trampoline fights abound amidst equines during battleplay, for they greedily hoard foreigners' gifts wrapped in linen , found in the gutter by sandcats hungry for pineapple flesh.
9. Foreigners will be executed if they are found on the sacred trampolines after dark.
10. Pineapples wrapped in linen are not to be eaten, but rather are sacred sacrifices to the Earth Temple.
1.An equine must eat a pineapple every 4 hours to replenish health.
2.Each foreigner must exhibit skill in riding a sandcat to gain access to the games.
3.If you wish to add an extra member to a team, a gift, wrapped in linen, must be handed to a overseer of the Games.
4.Use a trampoline in every 6th game, unless an equine has already been used in the day.
5.Expose mercy at those in peril and, though a game could be lost, a gift of some value is offered.
6.If a gutter is used for any purpose other than the Battlegames, then abandon an equine to prevent harm from the earth.
1) The whole team must successfully access the prized pineapple at the top of the swinging stepladder, one at a time, without uttering a single sound of fear at the sandcats prowling in the pit below.
2) Each team elects to either not be able to use an equine in the next challenge but gain an extra player of their choice, or use an equine but another sandcat will be introduced.
3) Any players who commit theft of love, property or freedom against a foreigner during the Battlegames will be severely punished by being strapped inside a gutter and enduring spiked pineapples being pelted at them from above. Pleas for mercy will not be tolerated. But If theft committed against a fellow Sadorian, he or she will be sacrificed as a gift to the largest sandcat in Sador.
(My first real post on Obernet!)
