Supsected cat burglar mysteriously lost his cats today.
Daring raid by police ends. . .
Daring raid by police ends in butcher's cool room.
Homework banned for....
Homework banned for people over 50.
Three monkeys found...
Three monkeys found on subway train.
Giant enchiladas . . .
Giant enchiladas combat mutant tacos.
This winter be on the lookout for...
This winter be on the look out for 18 giant, flesh eating penguins who have escaped scientific labs.
Rose buds set to...
Rose buds set to fly to the moon!
This years new fashion trends
This years new fashion trends cause mass riots.
Concerns raised after zebras
Concerns raised after zebras use lion crossing.
Hair dresser jailed for...
Hairdresser jailed for cutting somebody off at an intersection.
Flutes outlawed after...
Flutes outlawed after a large riot involving three rival groups of instruments.
The newest teen craze. . .
The newest teen craze revealed as hoax!
Parliament closed after
Parliament closed after rabbits found breeding in the bathroom walls.
Lavendar bush goes...
Lavendar bush goes crazy after pub crawl.
Lake Tyers found . . .
Lake Tyers found alight and blazing.
Man's toe severed when...
Man's toe severed when confronted with vicious goldfish.
Horse passes out...
Horse passes out when he sees the new Bieber concert.
Excitable bees make an appearence on Big Brother this week!
Serious times for serious . . .
Serious times for serious clowns as unemployment rate hits a high of 80%!
Family frozen for...
Family frozen for charity tells of their experience.
Rice used to...
Rice used to bleach hair on albino llamas
Roosters blamed for
Roosters blamed for the ruin of bride-to-be's hens night.
Severe drought lifted when
Severe dought lifted when it rained purple toads.
Christmas sales . . .
Christmas sales set to plummet as the world turns atheist
Tradies union boss admits most of the job is "just hitting stuff with a hammer"
Proof: Missing Link...