11 years ago
Tue Jun 25 2013, 04:37pm
One eyed monster... is said to be the destroyer!
Cats are the reason that...
Cats are the reason that ... there's so much rain.
Record numbers have turned out for ...
Record numbers have turned out for annual Spinach Eating Contest!
Ancient texts found documenting...
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
11 years ago
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
Dreamscape Artist
Ancient texts found documenting illegal pyramid climbs.
Music is revealed...
10 years ago
Sun Sep 15 2013, 08:03am
Music is revealed to have been brainwashing children.
Monkey released...
Monkey released from prison, cleared by new DNA evidence. (Related story: tiger arrested, faces death penalty for murder.)
Surprising news from scientists: yellow...
Surprising news from scientists: yellow is thought to be actually made out of red and blue.
Job losses affect...
Job losses affecting the supply of Sherlock to Australia.
2013: The year of...
2013: The year of the selfie, embarrasses the elderly world-wide
Scientists have recently discovered...
Scientists have recently discovered that Pluto is not really a dwarf planet but a meteor heading towards Earth
Forecasts predict....
Forecasts Predict alarming amounts of incorrect weather reports
one in ten countries...
One in ten countries will face destruction by the 2050's
Black jelly beans will.........
Black jelly beans will lead to revolution!
T Shirt slogans....
T Shirt slogans have been shown to increase productivity in the workplace.
Studies have shown that playing...
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
9 years ago
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
Dreamscape Artist
Studies have shown that playing the harp results in deeper sleep.
Conspiracy theories dominate...
Conspiracy theories dominate the film industry. What are they really doing?
Strange animal seen.......
Strange animal seen tap-dancing on top of a Pool Table
Infant Escapes Moments...
Infant escapes moments before unknown twin appears.
Aliens strike Opera House on...
Ashlings' guildleader
9 years ago
Ashlings' guildleader
Master of Obernewtyn
Aliens Strike Opera Hosue On Intergalactic Opera Tour.
Surprised Zoo Keeper...
Suprised Zoo Keeper finds baby chipmunk in all "male" enclosure
Katy Perry's superbowl tiger...
Ashlings' guildleader
9 years ago
Ashlings' guildleader
Master of Obernewtyn
Katy Perry's superbowl tiger was out Roared by the singer.
Delinquent Giraffe on ...
Delinquent Giraffe on roller-blades caught stealing sand by the bucket load.
Hairdressing equipment has ....
Hairdressing equipment has developed consciousness.
According to linguistic experts...
According to linguistic experts meowing back at cats is considered the height of rudeness in cat-ese.
The destroyer jailed after ...