Because Superman made it so.
Why are there such things as pie charts?
because the only things stats is good for is to eat.
what's the time, mister wolf?
Time to find a new wolf.
Why are brothers so annoying?
Because their heads are filled with nargles.
Why do we wonder?
Because the world enjoys listening to our brains ramble.
Since when did keeping the 2012 footy fixture on my wall mean I'm weird?
since the footy season is over
why does my tummy hurt so much?
Because your brain laughed.
Why is procrastination fun?
Because it has 15 letters.
Whay has my brain decided that no lectures = holidays (despite still having exams and an assignment)?
Because your brain is watching a movie about holidays.
Why do babies throw stuff?
because they're testing Newton's theory of gravity
Why do I study all the wrong things for exams?
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
10 years ago
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
Dreamscape Artist
Because you do all the right things for assignments.
Why did I go on a cleaning spree this morning?
Because a giant dust bunny threatened your existence
Why can't I see my feet when I stand?
Because they have the power to become invisible
Are we there yet?
We never left.
Why is the sky blue?
It ate blueberry ice-cream, of course.
Are black cats unlucky?
only if you don't have any mice for them to eat.
Why are some people so stupid?
Because they are the lucky ones that have not yet been cursed with the burden of knowledge from the Intelligence gods.
Why do people hiccup?
Because they are trying to scare the monsters out from under their bed.
Why do pears grow on trees?
Because money doesn't.
Why do people fight wars?
Because they love kittens.
What is the best lolly in the world?
Swedish meatball on a stick.
Why isn't it lunchtime yet?
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
10 years ago
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
Dreamscape Artist
Because the bottle's empty.
How many stitches in my scarf?
Enough so that if you sat down and counted them, by the time you finished you'd realise that no one wears scarves here at this time of year.
Why do I keep listening to the same song over and over?
Because your radio is broken.
Why can't the weekend last forever?
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
10 years ago
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
Dreamscape Artist
Because weekdays are selfish.
Why do I love all kinds of Asian pop?
