Because the fish breathe out blue air.
Why do plants have roots?
7 years ago
To make tunnels in the earth.
How do you make ink?
You scare an octopus.
How do you make a pie?
Get the blackbirds to sing!!
Why does the rain make puddles??
so the sky can see its reflection.
Where do swallows go in winter?
Because they don't like snowmen.
Why do people get angry?
Because they can't shoot lightning bolts from their fingers.
Why were earphones invented?
Because glasses were already around.
Why does the wind blow?
Because the mountains are breathing.
What is over the hills and far away?
Where are your feet?
We don't have feet, they're called tentacles with suction pads.
What's the difference between a crow and a raven?
Crows like pizza.
What came first the chicken or the egg?
The egg, because its yummy.
Day or Night?
Underwater it makes no difference.
why is my foot sore?
Because your hands are itchy.
Should I got to bed now?
No you can't. The fireflies are painting the sky in readiness for their dawn reveal.
Why can't I draw very well today??
you haven't listened to enough music.
How can I increase my lifespan?
7 years ago
Watch the clock.
Do you hear birdsong?
What birdsong? My ears are blocked today...sorry.
Do you see that beautiful fairy?
yes, it was blue and orange, a little garish.
How many hands do you have?
I've got 10 fingers. Does that count?
Why are paper cranes so beautiful?
because unlike real cranes putting them in water makes them soggy.
Where did that receipt go?
In the chicken pen.
Why is my room so messy?
A Goblin came in and ransacked it while looking for it's gold.
Why am I so easily distracted??
Because that owl keeps flying in your room.
why is life so complicated?