"Damn the man save the empire!"
Mark, Empire Records, the best movie ever made.
ok from 10 things i hate about you...
Kat "i still maintain he kicked himself in the balls"
Bianca "i happen to like being adored thank you very much"
random guy "i wouldnt date her if she was the last person on earth, and there were no sheep. are there sheep?"
kat "ill let you get back to reginalds quivering member"
guidance counsellor "quivering, i like it"
kat "i dazzeled him with my 'wits'"
kat "what large biceps you have, oh the other ones just as large. youre not using steriods are you, because ive been told they can reduce the size of your package. NOT that im at all concerned about the size of your package"
bianca "theres a difference between like and love. i like my sketchers but i love my prada backpack"
chastity "but i love my sketchers"
bianca "thats because you dont have a prada backpack"
kats friend "im not a fan, we're involved"
ok maybe thats enough for now
ill wait til someone else posts and then put up my shrek ones, and then the shrek 2 ones, and then lotr....
This is from the ancient Nick Cage movie, Vampires Kiss
"Alva, there is no one else in this entire office that I could possibly ask to share such a horrible job. You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest. Do you realize that? Every other secretary here has been here longer than you, Alva. Every one. And even if there was someone here who was here even one day longer than you, I still wouldn't ask that person to partake in such a miserable job as long as you were around. That's right, Alva. It's a horrible, horrible job; sifting through old contract after old contract. I couldn't think of a more horrible job if I wanted to. And you have to do it! You have to or I'll fire you. You understand? Do you? Good. "
ouch! Way harsh! [img]http://s4.images.proboards.com/wink.gif" alt=";)" border="0"/>
"I'm so pretty I'm gonna hit you so hard your children will be born bruised. Come on get up. Pa pa pa pow"
Tank Girl [img]http://s4.images.proboards.com/grin.gif" alt=";D" border="0"/>
Quote:ouch! Way harsh! [img]http://s4.images.proboards.com/wink.gif" alt=";)" border="0"/>[/quote]
Its the funniest damn movie [img]http://s4.images.proboards.com/smiley.gif" alt=":)" border="0"/>
Nicholas Cage is terrific. He plays a deranged psychopath so well [img]http://s4.images.proboards.com/grin.gif" alt=";D" border="0"/>
Mother: You're my knight in shimmering armour...
Gilbert: You mean shining armour.
Mother: No. Shimmering.
- Whats eating Gilbert Grape
ok another ten things quote
guidance counsellor: people describe you as...uh...
guidance counsellor: heinous b***h is the term most commonly used
one of my faves is :" I'm a dishonest man and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to watch out for, cause you never know when they're going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid..."
from pirates of the Carribean
"but whys rum gone"
im sure you all know where thats from
im so gonna make a sig with that, and an empty bottle of rum ive got lying round (it was the first bottle of spirits i finished on my own, well except for one drink)
Isn't Pirates the best movie of all time?? (well one of them) And the commentary with Keira and Steve isn't bad either (yes, i was bored one day).
Squarmi [img]http://s4.images.proboards.com/smiley.gif" alt=":)" border="0"/>
yeah pirates rocks.
i know this guy who wears a bandanna, and i keep wanting to attack him with eyeliner and stuff, and get him to walk up the bus interchange yelling, "but whys rum gone" he wont do it though. im willing to compromise and forget the yelling, but still he wont do it [img]http://s4.images.proboards.com/sad.gif" alt=":(" border="0"/>
I think i'll go as Jack Sparrow to this years Halloween party [img]http://s4.images.proboards.com/grin.gif" alt=";D" border="0"/>
*steals frankie's idea*
lol, that would be soooo cool
i have a friend that acts like jack sparrow when hes drunk. and its just how he is when its drunk so its really cute when someone tells him
I have seen Pirates of the Carribean so much!!! I love that movie, and my friend has the DVD and I am always borrowing it!
"I love weddings"
"what was that for"
"i think i know what that was for"
"i definately know what that was for"
"How far do you want to go for this girl?"
"I would die for her!"
"Thats good then" [img]http://s4.images.proboards.com/cool.gif" alt="8-)" border="0"/>
"She's safe, just like I promised. She's going to marry the Commodore, just like she promised and you're going to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really, except Elizabeth, who is, in fact a woman."
"You're a genius!"
"Yes, I shall go down in history as the man who opened a door."
Anyone here watched the Pirates blooper role? It's hilarious. Elizabeth and the Commodore are talking about their wedding and she goes (can't remember the first few words though, so I'll put the meaning and they'll be subbed)
"So, are we going traditional or bare-brested and ankles all the way?"
And they both burst out laughing.
"ANKLES ALL THE WAY!"
thats cos in those days it was very ummmm 'friendly' of a woman to show her ankles
'Jerry, we're women. We don't say what we want. But we reserve the right to be p*ssed off if we don't get it"
-Lydia from Sliding Doors
i love that quote
"doneky you have the right to remain silent what you lack is the ability"
"for you baby, i could be"
"if there is to be animal testing, thats the best friends job"
"the part of annoying talking animal is already taken"
"whatever happens im not gonna cry"
"sounds like a dreamboat"
"but i dont have anything to rub"
"only a true friend would be that truly honest"
"heheh maybe hes compensating for something"
"do you know the muffin man"
"oh no not the gumdrop buttons"
"and in the morning im making waffles"
"well technically youre not a king...... well what i mean is youre not a king yet"
On school camp (and this was in year 7 I think... which was 3 years ago) we managed to recite the entire Shrek in the Swamp Karaoke Dance Party. When i say managed I don't mean it was hard..