Sez: Nothing ;D
Ellenah: |:|
Ravyn: So all we have to do is find this Primary Buffer!
Meza: I have this funny suspicion that it won't be as easy to find as it sounds.
Ellenah: So where exactly do we find it?
Hell: If we knew that we would know the entrance to the CatFAToG!!! O_O
Everyone: :O
Ellenah: Well has anyone got any ideas where we can start looking?
Wraigthking: [act]Pops up [/act] Don't try on the border of Kickapoo [act]cough[/act] cause that would be to obvious [act]coughcough[/act]. [act]pops out[/act]
Ellenah: -_- Why do I have a feeling that he [act]wants[/act] us to search there?
Hell: what are we all waiting for?
Wanderer Guilden
12 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Hell: [act]charges hell-for-leather towards-[/act] waaaiiit a second... I'm not for leather. I oppose the use of leather. [act]angry look at action tag[/act]
Action tag: [act]shrugs[/act] What the heck else am I meant to put?
Hell: ... good point.
Sez: Well, first we need to find the Lost Map of Kickapoo.
Ellenah: and where exactly is that?
Meza: well... it's the Lost Map of Kickapoo, isn't it? That means that it's missing.
Ravyn: actually, I have it right here! :D [act]pulls a roll of toilet paper out of her pocket[/act]
Meza: How in the Kingdoms name did you..? o_O
Ravyn: I found it a public toilet several left turns from the Cabanas, off the coast of Pigfarts.
Sez: Excellent! :D
Hell: [act]is still arguing with the action tag[/act]
Meza: what type of a map would be found on a roll of toilet paper?
Ravyn: obviously the...
Kieran: [act]walks in dressed very nicely[/act] Oh damn it *loudly* I'm late again.
Hell: [act]Is distracted from action tag[/act] Why are you dressed like that?
Kieran: I got dressed for a special occasion...which I appear to have missed. ::facepalm::
Ravyn: You interrupted me. I was...
Kieran: Oh. What did I interrupt. Was...
Ravyn: [act]Hits him on the back of his dead[/act] And again.
Kieran: So sorry. I won't interrupt anyone. [act]claps hand over mouth[/act]
Ravyn: Better :) Anyway obviously the Lost Map of Kickapoo is drawn on toilet paper.
Kieran: Kickapoo! I was going to go there once. I heard that there might be strange and interesting things there - you know artefacts, scrolls, books, miscellanious paraphenalia. I had a map too, very long piece of paper...
Sez: so you have a proper map?
Ravyn: Hey. My map is proper.
Kieran; No. I said that I was going to go there and that I had a map, not that I had gone there and tat I have a map.
Everyone: ::)
Hell: Get to the point.
Kieran: Oh, right. Sometimes I ramble. Well I was on the coast of Pigfarts, and I met this woman who wanted to go to Kickapoo as well. She stole the map from my pack while minding minding it when I went to the toilet.
Sez: Did she steal you pack too?
Kieran: No. There was very little of value in there at the time.
Ravyn: We are getting off topic.
Hell: Yes. That was a long useless story.
Kieran: No. I haven't got to the point yet.
Everyone: ::) or ::facepalm::
Kieran: The point is I have seen the map before and I still have the larger scale map; and I think I know where Kickapoo is on that.
Sez: Excellent. Let's see.
Kieran: [act]Pulls out pack from pocket[/act] Now lets see. Where did i put that map? Ah here it is! :D
Random lady: [act]appears out of no where and steals the map[/act] ;D
Everyone: ::facepalm::
Hell: What are you all waiting for? Get her!
Everyone: :O [act]starts running in circles[/act]
Hell: [act]Sticks out leg and trips over the lady[/act] Now THAT'S how it's done in the kingdoms!
Ellenah: So what do we do with her? [act]points to lady[/act]
Lady: |:|
Ellenah: :idea: We could use her as a walking radio!
Lady: ?:(
Ellenah: How good are your vocal chords?
Lady: |:| [act]makes a run for it[/act]
Ellenah: :-/ ]
Kieran: Well that takes care of that.
Sez: So what does the map say??
Ravyn: My map? :D
Sez: no the other one.
Ravyn: -_-
Hell: It says . . . [act]unrolls map dramatically[/act] :O
Everyone: What!!!????
Wanderer Guilden
12 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Hell: It says "So I herd u liek Mudkipz"! It's obvious what it means! O_O
Ellenah: To the Aquarium of Aquatics! O_O
All: [act]strike pose and charge off into the sunset[/act] O_O
Meza: Sunset? It's getting rather late. :|
Sky: [act]suddenly darkens[/act]
Meza: Thanks. -_-
All: [act]are now creeping around in the dark[/act] |:|
Kieran: Scared of the dark, Meza? XD
Meza: No. |:| You just never know what's hiding in the shadows.
Hell: Like the Vashta Narada. :nods:
Ellenah: And lions . . . ~:|
Ravyn: And tigers . . . :-/
Sez: And bears . . . O_O
Kieran: Oh my! :O
Hell: :idea: We'd all better link arms and skip!
Ravyn: To ward off any bad things. :nods:
All: [act]link arms and continue on their way, skipping nervously[/act] ~:|
Wanderer Guilden
12 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Hell: [act]sings[/act] Follow, follow, follow, follow! Follow the winding dark road! :D
Some time later: [act]sets up a contingency plan[/act]
Meza: [act]steps on something quishy[/act] Ergh! What's that?
All: [act]look around[/act]
Kieran: Oh... oh no...
Arwen: Oh no what? :-/
Kieran: These are Sinking Wastelands of Ergh! O_O It's the only way to get to my last camp site before[strike] I lost[/strike] the map was stolen!
Ravyn: What's the Sinking Wastelands of Ergh? o_O
Sez: I've heard rhumours about them... but I never thought they'd be true! O_O
Ellenah: Yeah, even I've heard of them. No one is sure what sucks you down because it's always so dark when you cross them, but the only thing that you have time to say is "Ergh!"
Kieran: Pish, posh! I've crossed here a dozen times! Although I had help from that magical map It's perfectly safe! It just strts deteriorating ur splling nd grammer verry slowly as yhu strt crossing.
All: [act]shock and horror[/act] O_O
Ravyn: I know! I will construcg a eoft ouf ov akjshdkajdh 8)
Everyone else: o_O
Ravyn: *stepping back* Orrrr.... I guess we could consult my map *pulls toilet paper map out of pocket* -_-
Ellenah: :O I'm not crossing no bad grandma lake!!
Everyone: ::facepalm::
Ravyn: Ok so . . . we need a plan before we actually start to cross, because we won't be able to communicate.
Ellenah: Say wha?? We can use sign language can't we?
Hell: O_O good idea!!
Meza: So do you actually know sign language??
Ellenah: -_- i know how to ask to go power my nose . . .
Meza: Why would you ask that?
Ellenah: Use the bathroom.
Meza: Great, I'm sure that will be helpful, nothing worse than getting half way and not being able to tell people you need the ladies room!
Ellenah: ;D Exactly!
11 years ago
Wed Sep 12 2012, 10:10pm
Soulweaver:[act] randomly appears beside everyone munching on some oreos[/act] Oh hey guys watchya dooin???
Ellenah: we happen to be trying to figure out how to cross the wastelands
Helena:Indeed [act]suddenly is sporting a monocle and false beard[/act]
Soulweaver:Ohh well hmm maybe you could cross the bridge. You know the one sitting right in front of Meza.
Everyone: ::facepalm::
Ellenah: [act]puts arm around Soulweaver and says in a teacher sort of voice[/act] Look Soulweaver, here in the kingdoms we just dont do things the easy way... its just too boring that way
Helena: [act]joins in[/act] exaactly sooo boring
Soulweaver: [act]concentrates for a minute[/act] well how about you guys call that massive dragon back I saw you playing with? Sparkle was it?
Meza: Now you got it!!
Helena: [act]whistles riddiculously loudly[/act]
Everyone: [act]slaps hand over ears[/act]
Helena: What? You have to whistle loudly for a dragon.
Kieran: Well it worked. [act]points into sky[/act]Here comes Sparkle.
[act]Dragon lands[/act]
Kieran, Soulweaver, Ravyn: [act]knocked over by sparkle's landing[/act]
Ravyn: Youl get usecto things like that, Soulweaver.
Kieran: [act]brushing himself off[/act] Yes, being knocked over by a dragon called by a whistle to take you across wastelands instead of using a bridge is certain confirmation that your one of us now.
Meza: All aboard
