Pirates Court is scheduled for tomorrow! Two pirates will be set adrift!
You're Captain and her officers are trying to decide who will be nominated to be set adrift. Perhaps you should use this time to pander to their every needs to ensure you don't get the black spot in your letter marking you for elimination.....
Arrrrr! Best of luck to ye all!
*hurries to get the best grog for the captain and officers*
DD: here be th' rum! Will ye be needin' anythin' else, Captain Minnie? Or you's officers, Mad Charity Rackham and Jaqueline Sparrow? The Danger Dan be at yer service *bows awkwardly but is trying ;) *
Teddy: well considering the fact that we were second to vote for captain minnie i think that we should be safe enough.
Charity: I think ye had betta be findin' somfin for to be doin' fer the cap'n.
Teddy: i guess I could discourage her from the swim she means to take considering that at this moment we are surrounded by sharks, and they look awefully hungry.
Vixen: Ahhhhhhhhhh [act]runs below to hide from the sharks[/act]
Minnie: [act]peers over side of ship[/act] Ooh, there are sharks!
Vixen: [act]from below deck[/act] ARR!!
Charity: Indeed! Forget the sharks! What shall we do?
Minnie: [act]whips out Mandolin[/act] How about a song? This one's from my musical, "The Badgers are not enough".
"Arr, catch a badger, catch a cold--"
[act]random knife embeds self into the wood near Minnie's foot[/act]
Charity: Aww, twas a fine shanty, that it be. I cant be seein why ye lot be hatin music..tis the food of a pirates soul... [act]eye twitch[/act]...if ye be havin a soul....if not....that be a damn hard question.... I'll be gettin back to ye on that one.
But ye know, that song reminds me of another i heard, something abou' a heap of badgers and mushrooms. [act]eye twitch[/act] Real annoyin song, just goes on an' on an' on-
[act]The crew slowly move away, leaving Charity to talk to herself[/act]
JS: Can we feed her to th' sharks?
Vixen: *from below the deck* Arrrrrrrr
Minnie: I suppose thats a yes?
Loopey: Feed 'er to Hungry Haley.. she be eyeing th' leftovers from dinner tha' be our breakfast!
Charity: Ye not be feedin me t' nobody...unless there be lemons involved [act]eye twitch[/act]
Teddy: I believe she thinks lemon would go well on some nice oven baked shark..if we could catch some.
Charity: Ye got all tha' from one arr?
Teddy: It's a very sophisticated languange I'll have you know.
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I keep almost writing Ari instead of my character name :P ....must remember the 'ch' at the start and 'ty' at the end :P :P
Minnie: [act]points to barrel[/act] There's plenty of pineapples over thar. Stop the scurvy.
Teddy: [act]jumping onto barrel[/act] Also good artillery. No, I think we should keep them...
Hayley: [act]drools[/act] Teddy...dinner? [act]starts to creep up on the bear[/act]
Vixen: ARR!! [act]jumps out from below deck to protect Teddy[/act]
Hayley: *withdrawls away sulkily*
Vixen: Wipe that drool from ye face and don' ye eva come near me teddy again! *hugs preciously*
Hayley: *tries to snort contemptuously* As if I would wanna eat that a girl has her limits ye know. *eyes Charity* Now what this ye be talking about involving lemons? ;D
Charity: *notices firey gleam in Hungry Hayley's eyes* and involuntary takes a step back.
Minnie: A'right - that be enough, they'll be no consuming of crew members -
Vixen: *clutches Teddy tighter*
Minnie: Any crew members while I'm 'ere cap-pi-tan of this 'ere vessel, so all just sit down and eat your pineapples!
Hayley: ;D Would that be an order?
Minnie: *is thoughtful* Yes I believe it t- be so. Ah! But leave some for the other crew members!
Hayley: *sulky* I was, why does everything think all I ever do is eat?
Sue: Well, ye nickname sure does give that impression.
Charity: Plus that gleam in yer eye whenever anyone mentions sumthin to do with grub.
Hayley: *munching pineapple* I don't know what you mean.
Liva: But I don't like Pineapple, I'd much prefer some Shark in Batter with a Side of Deep -Fried Chips. So there for I shall catch a Shark... now where did I put my bathing suit... ah Found it
*Liva goes into the cabins and Gets Changed into her bathers*
Hayley: If she dies Can we eat her?
*Liva comes back up*
Liva: Ta-Da! now hand me that spear please? *She gets handed a Spear* Thanks...
*She climbs down into the water, and Stabs her foot with the spear. The Sharks start coming closer and Closer and then She grabs one by the neck and stabs it with the spear*
Liva: *Shouting to the people on deck* Do you think that that will be plenty?
Liva: Can someone Please lower the ladder? I'd prefer not to be shark chow.
*The ladder gets lower and Liva starts to climb up with her Shark on a Stick*
Vixen: [act]takes one look at the shark and runs for her life to the other end of the boat.[/act] aaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Teddy: *goes flying toward the open barrel of pineapple* oops......we don't like sharks. *falls just short of the barrel*
JS: Arrr meat at last! [act]Grabs knife and starts hacking into shark[/act]
Hayley: See, I be not the only one that's hungry.
Minnie: Point taken lad, now be sure to divide up that shark 'propriately.
JS: Aye, Ma'm [act]Continues cutting up shark[/act]
Hayley: [act]Eyes shark pieces hungrily[/act]
Minnie: A fair compromise then, Shipmate Liva - ye hook us some more sharks, an' Old Bill can fire up the barbee.
Vixen: [act]hiding[/act] Arr!
Teddy: [act]nodding[/act] Indeed. Unless it's cooked with lemons of course. Ooh, delightful [act]claps hands together cutely[/act]
Buchaneer Bill: [act]blinks[/act] Why me?
Jacqueline: [act]pounces on him[/act] Dare ye question an order?!
Minnie: Yer an Ashling, they're good with fire, right?
Hayley: [act]flicks lighter manically[/act] Hehe, yeah we are. C'mon Bill [act]rubs hands together and sets off[/act]
Jacqueline: [act]standing on barrel[/act] All righ' you lot - you three, chop lemons, Vixen, you an' Teddy tackle th' potatoes, an' the rest of you, pineapple fritters!
Charity: Uh, Cap'n...as an Officer...might I suggest somethin'?
Minnie: [act]to Charity[/act] In the form of a song?
Charity: [act]sighs[/act] Sure. Uh..."How wise would it be, alighting a tree, when the tree is a ship, just for the sake of shark and chips?"
Minnie: [act]thrilled[/act] Lovely! ...What's it mean?
Charity: [act]dryly[/act] You've just given Bill and Hayley permission to light a fire on a ship. And we're having a BBQ. And pineapple fritters. We're pirates, not Aussies.
Minnie: [act]watches in horror as Hayley and Bill start pulling apart the deck for firewood[/act] Ah.
[act]Charity and Minnie race over to 'help' the (slightly pyromaniac) Ashlings[/act]
[act]Meanwhile, Teddy and Vixen shrug at one another and start, literally, tackling sacks of potatoes[/act]
Liva: But isn't that Shark Plenty? Its like 3 meters long. Can't I help with the Fire? *Eyes where they have decided to start the fire* or I could make a BBQ out of that stack of bricks and that heap of metal....
Charity: No flame on a wooden ship...one spark and we all be at the bottom of th' sea.
[act]Carefully removing lighter from Hayley[/act]
Liva: But if we make a BBQ...
Jacqueline: We need t' cook the shark somehow.
Charity: Just dont be burnining th' ship down. [act]eye twitch[/act]
Minnie: I still be thinkin we'd be safer leaving the fire to anyone but the Ashlings...
Charity: [act]Singing[/act] What do ya do with a drunken sailor, what so ya do with a drunken sailor, What do ya do with a drunken sailorrrrrr! [act]pickes up a lemon and bites into it like an apple[/act] >.< early in th' mornin
Sue: [act]with a by now well-known gleam in her eye[/act] Can I chop up the shark?
Liva: [act]aside to her fellow fire-starters[/act] Her and those knives, I don't know...
Sue: [act]appears at her side, looking vaguely sinister. Everyone jumps[/act] What was tha', Liva old chum?
Liva: Ye should really put those knives on show. They're quite lovely.
[act]Sue looks les than placated at hearing her knives called "lovely", but catches the singing Captain's stern eye and reluctantly shuffles off[/act]
Hayley: Can somebody please get th' shark ready? The fire's nearly done and I'm -
[act]Sue happily starts slicing the shark up with her knives[/act]
DD: *back with his fire-making/cooking skills from the last round* Yer not doin' it right, matey! Got t' be careful with th' shark. Tis a lovely piece o' meat ye don't want to ruin. *pulls out carving knife* THIS is how it's done *rapidly slices up the shark into hand-sized pieces and flicks them on to the BBQ* There! Who's up for some tucker?
Dawkins: *stumbles in* Who stole my rum!!???!?! * notices Shark on bbq* NOW! what that there Shark needs is some rum! why didnt ye marinate 'im in some rum, be good for the cripsy skin Shark !
DD: Aye, but Shark is special.
Dawkins: nonsense!! * goes to pour Rum on Shark*
Minnie: Aye, Dawkins, ye of the right spirit, but Dan has a plan!
Loopy : * snickers* aye, a plan....
Dawkins: fine then * drinks rum* As long as i get some Shark, im starved!
Charity: aye we all after some Shark Dawkins.
Dawkins: aye. * sits and watches Shark sizzle on the bbq* Does he need some turning p'haps???
Lilliana: Aye, p'haps he does! *gets out Shark Turning Over device* *turns shark over* That be better!
DD: *gives dirty look to Lilliana* thats my job, yer theiving weasle! *sniff*
Loopy: Weasle ey??
DD: She turned my shark over *sniff*
Loopy: Let's cook 'er too! Me frypan be aching for some cooking action!! *eyes her frypan, then Lilliana and then looks back at the frypan* Arr ye might be a wee bit big but we'll manage. C'mere lass... *Lilliana runs off in horror, with Loopy close behind, waving her pan dangerously about*
[act]Charity is almost collected by Lilliana running in horror and Loopy close behind weilding her frying pan like so many canteen workers[/act]
Charity: Hey! [act]eye twitch[/act] Watch where ye be goin in such a rush. Ye could knock someone overboard and I aint goin in after em! [act]looks at sharks still circling[/act]
DD: [act]turning the shark Charity is watching [/act] Wouldn' wan' ta be on th' wrong side of tha' fryin pan.
Hayley: Who be gettin fried? [act]looks hungry...as always[/act]
Disclosure: No offence meant to canteen workers who may or may not weild fryingpans.
Liva: Isn't the shark done yet? I got the fins off the hide... Lorey wanna Make some shark fin soup?
Vixen: Arrrrrrrr [act]still hiding below from the sharks[/act]
Teddy: Could we have some of that fish down here when it's done please?
Rai- Yeah some here too! i need some food in me belly for my long trip.
Everyone- Long trip?
Rai- Sorry guys, but i have to be a leaving for a while. Me schoolera is a-calling me back. They think me absences is a bit unruley considering it for a pirate thinggy!
Sorry guys, i have to pull out of the competition due to school. I go to a Turkish International University Prep school and it's getting really hectic.
Please continue on with out me!
Best of luck to everyone!