Proof: Missing Link found in caveman's refrigerator!
Mayan calander . . .
Mayan calender predicts the resurgence of Godzilla.
Children's toys...
Children's toys recalled as they contain peanuts.
The letter P to be abolished because...
The letter P to be abolished because it is merely an upside down lowercase b.
Sudden heavy rain brings...
Sudden heavy rain brings plague of cats and dogs
2012 set to be...
2012 set to be last year televison is available.
Christmas carols banned after . . .
Christmas carols banned after the residents in a nursing home held a group of carollers hostage for 2 weeks.
Dolphins disappearing due to...
Dolphins disappearing due to the introduction of hornless narwhals.
Ice-cream machines make...
Ice-cream machines make hot cakes instead!
Yesterdays news is . . .
Yesterdays news is repeated after no exciting events today.
Loch Ness Monster found...
Loch Ness Monster found serving tea in Giant Squid's parlour.
Mars 'Curiosity' mission deemed . . .
Mars 'Curiosity' mission deemed "unhygienic" according to a CSIRO survey.
Anime fanatics have started eating...
Anime fanatics have started eating gourmet meals due to Miyazaki films portraying food too awesome.
Australia Day celebrations cause . . .
Australia Day celebrations cause uproar in sheep.
French teacher ridiculed over...
French teacher ridiculed over Scottish accent
Market Day set to...
Market Day set to go off with a bang, as a pyrotechnic Conference hits twon.
March is going to be filled....
March is going to be filled with articles on carnivorous trees and their plot for world domination.
World's worst...
World's worst fly swarms blotting out the sun!
Crows fly eastward to...
Crows fly eastward to build world's largest nest for Guinness World Record.
Children stay awake for...
Children stay awake for fear of hearing the "coles" jingle when they sleep.
Newest fad: Watermelon...
Newest fad: Watermelon smashing increases sledgehammer sales by 400%.
Experts insist full moons...
11 years ago
Mon Jun 17 2013, 07:42pm
Experts insist full moons do not make wolf's howl
The world is going to end because...
The world is going to end because....cows are forced to eat beans leading to tremendous farts that makes air flammable!
Science has proven toenails in smoothies lead to.....
Science has proven toenails in smoothies lead to... you becoming obsessed with Obernewtyn
Little girl saves...
Little Girl Saves Tourist From Drop Bear In NT Australia.
One Eyed Monster......