Because you were brainwashed by cheeseburgers
Why do I have blisters on my feet?
12 years ago
Wed Nov 28 2012, 03:48am
Because you stay up all night all the time :P (I see you online right now missy!)
Why does my throat hurt?
because you ate marshmallows
why do I feel sick again?
Because you went outside and were attacked by lizards.
Why is it such a miserable day?
Because your frog ate a spoon.
Since when have cats been scared of birds?
Since they saw The Birds in 3D.
Why did my flowers die?
12 years ago
Sat Dec 01 2012, 02:49pm
Colonel Mustard, in the conservatorium, with a knife!
why does paint smell so bad?
Because it hasnt had a shower yet.
Why must the lawn be mowed?
So the trees don't get jealous of its height!
Who ate my chocolate? >:(
I did! :D
Why is it so hot?
Because cold is on strike.
Why does checking internet updates (email, facebook, obernet, etc) take so long?
Because your Internet is advanced.
Why am I told to stop being lazy while on HOLIDAYS?
Because the holidays don't like people being lazy.
Why don't our Christmas lights work?
Because you forgot to pay your fees to the Christmas Light Corporation
Why does it take so long to read a boring book?
Because the book resents being called boring.
Why is it too cold outside but too hot inside?
Because the perfect weather is on holiday.
Why do my legs hurt?
This is their revenge for having to carry you everywhere
Why can't I just say no to food?
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
11 years ago
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
Dreamscape Artist
Because you're Ella Enchanted.
Why does coffee taste so good today?
Because your taste buds are working overtime.
Where is my inspiration and motivation gotten to?
they got into the clothes dryer and tore up the socks.
why are oranges coloured orange?
Because if they were purple, they wouldn't be purples.
Why haven't I written anything for ages?
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
11 years ago
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
Dreamscape Artist
Because Wraithking lost his motivation and inspiration.
Why are superheroes so awesome?
Mystic Guildmistress
11 years ago
Mystic Guildmistress
Mage
Because they go around wearing silly hats and eating cheezels.
Why is Harry Potter a wizard?
Because mcdonalds rejected his resume
Why do cats meow?
Because they lost the coin toss.
Why must I have so many different books to read at the same time?
