Because they want to know who you love the most.
Why does my Google not work?
Yahoo ate it
Why does time slip away from me?
Because the world is a sphere.
What do penguins eat?
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
11 years ago
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
Dreamscape Artist
To maintain their black and white suits.
Why do I want to have my own hobbit hole?
Mystic Guildmistress
11 years ago
Mystic Guildmistress
Mage
Because Mars in is front of Saturn, blocking all of Saturn's good qualities.
Why is the world round?
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
11 years ago
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
Dreamscape Artist
Because tennis is everyone's favourite sport.
Why does 9am sound so early?
Because birds stop singing.
Why does my cat smell weird?
Because your dog ate some tuna.
How do I stop procrastinating?
By making me a pinata.
Why don't we own any working black markers?
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
11 years ago
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
Dreamscape Artist
Because the highlighters threw them out.
Why do I have so many paperweights?
Because your original paperweights began to breed.
Why don't chocolate stains come out of carpet?
Mystic Guildmistress
11 years ago
Mystic Guildmistress
Mage
Because there are tiny little chocolate men that build houses in the carpet fibre and paint all of their houses in chocolate crumbs.
Why do businesses expect you to get out of bed and go all the way into the city for an 8am job interview?
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
11 years ago
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
Dreamscape Artist
It is an archaic form of torture.
How many wonders can one cavern hold?
Any number, but only if they are larger than 1.5 meters, it has a height restriction.
Why do my feet hurt?
Because you saw a dog yesterday.
Why was a little kid staring at me today?
It thought you were the tooth fairy.
Why do I get distracted easily?
The sky is too bright for focusing.
Why is school about to start again?
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
11 years ago
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
Dreamscape Artist
Because that's how the story goes.
Who decides when a wind is 'gale force'?
An apple that sits out the back of the news studio.
Why do birds bite?
Because they are reptiles
Why does a kookaburra laugh?
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
11 years ago
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
Dreamscape Artist
Because laughter is the best medicine.
Why is it fun to dance to music?
Because music makes cat's smile
Why does homework take so long?
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
11 years ago
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
Dreamscape Artist
Because Professor Binns asked for four feet of parchment.
Why do books smell so awesome?
Because they stole my perfume.
Why can't I get any writing done?
Because an elf stole your words.
Why was it so hot today?