Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
11 years ago
Wed Feb 13 2013, 08:35pm
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
Dreamscape Artist
It was raining at my house.
Why do I only ever wear the one ring?
Because you want to look at the faces of the RingWraiths.
Why must I go outside today (sunday) when it will most probably rain alot on me?
Because the rain misses you.
Why must I analyse a boring book for English? (Candelo by Georgia Blain if anyone is interested)
Because all the good books are hiding
Why was it so hot today?
Because the sun was angry.
Why is classical music so relaxing?
Because modern music destroys your ears.
Why am I having such a good evening?
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
11 years ago
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
Dreamscape Artist
Because the sun is shining.
Why am I surrounded by clutter?
Because the clean is holidaying in my brother's room.
Why is there nothing good on TV?
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
11 years ago
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
Dreamscape Artist
Because television stations definition of 'good' is 'repeat'.
Why did I find travelling on the train this afternoon terrible?
Because it was full of animals.
How is it that Easter is only two weeks away?
because you cooked it in the micro-wave.
Why did i eat cheese?
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
11 years ago
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
Dreamscape Artist
Because the mice coerced you.
Why does no one eat the meals I cook?
The plates eat it instead.
Why is Daylight Savings still going, resulting in really dark mornings?
Because the sun is taking some time off.
Why does vanilla smell so good?
Because it's made in a factory that also makes scented candles.
Why do I have two left feet?
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
11 years ago
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
Dreamscape Artist
Just to make dancing a challenge.
Why did I ever decide it was a good idea to watch Sherlock?
Because Watson gave you subtle hints to.
Why must my neighbours behind my house (my room being at the back of the house) be so loud?
Because if they weren't loud, you'd be able to sleep.
Why is tea so addictive?
Because it can't help that it is.
Why must i be out of Mangas to read?
Because the government is on to you and your manga reading plans |:|
Why am i asking this question?
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
10 years ago
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
Dreamscape Artist
Because there's only one answer.
Where did I lose my motivation?
mexico.
Why does my face hurt?
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
10 years ago
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
Dreamscape Artist
The moon burnt it.
Who decided tutorials should be compulsory?
The procrastinators.
Why haven't I had time to write anything in the last couple of months?
The Destroyer Pig hid your pencils.
Where is Maruman?