Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
9 years ago
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
Dreamscape Artist
You've been singing too much.
Where did my bad temper come from?
Not enough hot sauce.
Why do I have so many mozzie bites?
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
9 years ago
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
Dreamscape Artist
Your sunscreen is attracting them.
Where did this pink paperclip come from?
Mamma paperclip's womb.
What is the moon for?
Because the universe wanted a soccer ball
Why is cheesecake yummy?
Its not. It is disgusting.
Why did that dog just bark at the couch?
Because the couch was being mean.
Why is honey sweet?
Because opposites attract.
Why do cats have nine lives?
Because they all drink eight litres of golden milk as kittens, each litre of which grants them an extra life.
Why did the rain just stop?
it didn't. it's just invisible now.
why does the abominable snowman only hang around in snow?
Because he doesn't like cheese.
Why can't snails fly?
They don't have enough balloons to hoist up their home.
Why are peacocks so beautiful?
Because their eggs are cared for by swans.
Why does time slip away?
Because it's made of silk.
Who invented cushions?
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
8 years ago
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
Dreamscape Artist
Retail assistants.
Why is the wind so icy cold tonight?
8 years ago
Wed Aug 19 2015, 02:25pmMelamby08
because it frightened the sun away.
Why are blankets so nice and fluffy?
They aren't; they're super rough
Why is reading books so enjoyable?
Because Caves are great hiding places!!
What's the difference between a circle and a square??
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
8 years ago
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
Dreamscape Artist
It doesn't matter what shape the peg is.
How can you bring words to life?
Send them to the Stars!!
How do light bulbs work?
By plugging in the T-Rex.
How does the phone work?
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
8 years ago
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
Dreamscape Artist
Pre-recorded messages.
Why can't I find the sceptre?
Try checking the cookie jar.
What are clouds??
Flying Mash Potatoes.
Why is the sun in the sky?
because the wires hold it up!
Why is the ocean blue?