Ich bin Aoife, das deutsche Eichhörnchen mit einem irischen Namen ! (Translation: I am Aoife, the German squirrel with an Irish name!)
Wanderer Ward
14 years ago
Thu Jan 21 2010, 02:52pm
Wanderer Ward
Dreamscape Artist
I'm Nutjob the Squirrel, but you can call me Nutty :P
Greetings all, I am Detective Bob, the squirrel.
*Licks paw and slicks back hair between his ears, then replaces his hat.*
Why good evening good Squirrels. I am Theodore. *eye twitch* Would you like a cup of tea? *pulls out a teapot from beneath his hat and stares unblinkingly at Henry, Nutty and Bob*
Bob: Oh goodie! Tea!
Ness: *hands Bob a cup of tea*
Bob: *throws out the tea and goes about inspecting the cup*
Henry, Nutty and Theodore: o_O
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
erratic, heavy and rasping breath: [act]can he heard[/act]
Darth Squirrel: [act]walks through sliding doors that have suddenly appeared infront of the other squirrels[/act] :| [act]mutters:[/act] dang jedi nuts... always with the dang chasing and the lightsabers and the 'oh noes! look out! its Darth Squirrel! lets try to kill him again!' [act]rolls eyes behind helmet[/act] i swear! they're discriminating against me because of my job! i mean, isn't that suposed to be illegal or something?[act]plops down in a handy beanbag and uses the Bushy-Force to get a cup of tea[/act]
Theodore: *sniffs pompously* What a waste of good tea! *sees darth squirrel and hears the muttering* I say old chap! You need a massage!
*Theodore lifts his hat and pulls out a head massager, strolls over to Darth and proceeds to massage his head*
Bob: This is the FINEST china i have ever seen! SO splendid and... *takes a shifty look around the room* Definately stolen. *checks around the room again, before stashing it into his coat* Evidence, this is.
Theodore: *karate chopping Darth's back* You see, there is a fine art to massaging! And when it is mastered... total relaxation can be achieved!
Darth: *Looking pained* You never mastered it did you?
Theodore: Practice makes one perfect, i always say.
Dreamweavers' Guilden
14 years ago
Thu Jan 21 2010, 10:24pm
Dreamweavers' Guilden
Rebel
three Squirrels: *look up inconspicuously from their hands*
Squirrel 1: *stands up and raises glass* I am Tim!
Squirrel 2: *does same* And I am Tom!
Squirrel 3: *does same* And I am Tam!
all three: And together we are The Three Squirrel-teers!
everyone: o_O
Squirrel-teers: |:| *return to card game*
Bambi: *would like everyone to note, once she works out Gimp, there shall be an avie :P*
[act]a strange rustling can be heard coming from behind the catwalk[/act]
All: o_O
Theodore: *pauses mid massage* Well I never...what in the blazes is that? ???
[act]a large fluffy tail emerges onto the catwalk first, followed by a squirrel's rather rotund behind, eventually ending with it's head which seems to be stuffed into a bag of potato crisps[/act]
Sugar-pie the hungry squirrel: *muffled* ...Did someone mention tea? |:| *munch munch*
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Darth: [act]fiddles with his helmet[/act] when the other Tree-Sith's gave me this thing as a birthday present they forgot to put in the ear holes... and i thought that after the new years party i was friends with them all! [act]sniffles in a rather ragged, muffled way[/act]
Theodore: there, there old chap! im sure its not all that bad! :D
Darth: [act]wails in a gasp-y way:[/act] but it is! :-{
Dreamweaver Ward
14 years ago
Dreamweaver Ward
Dreamscape Artist
Bill: [to Darth] Oh, I may have a solution! This pen is very sharp - if you give me your helmet I may be able to make you earholes!
Darth: Oh, um... er...
Theodore: A cup of tea while you're deciding?
Bill: [act]distracted[/act] Oh yes, refreshments! Great job, furry friend! [act]pushes glasses higher up his nose[/act]
Theodore: Why thank you old chap, always a pleasure to be of service.
Bill: Yes indeed. [act]brings out cups of chocolate mousse and places them on trays, to be taken around by a group of squirrel waiters[/act] I do so love a good mousse.
Theodore: Indeed.
Bill: Ooh, must make notes! [act]scribbles away furiously[/act] Would you believe I'm writing a novel? It will be fantastic if only I can turn my notes into something legible. I'm still hoping though...
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Darth: [act]sneaks away from his 'furry friends' before he starts freaking out about his helmet getting punctured[/act] 8-|
Bill and Theodore: [act]turn around to the beanbag that had once contained Darth[/act]
Theodore: i do believe that we're missing something old chap
Bill: indeed... never mind! we have mousse, tea and good company aplenty! let us away!
both: [act]potter off to a slightly more populated part of the thread[/act]
Darth: [act]lurks in the shaddows, comforting his helmet and trying to calm down after his close shave[/act] |:|
Wanderer Ward
14 years ago
Wanderer Ward
Dreamscape Artist
Nutty: [act]is eyeing the mousse suspiciously[/act]
Theodore: [act]sidles up[/act] Anything the matter, dear fellow?
Nutty: There aren't any nuts in this mousse is there?
Theodore: What's wrong with nuts? Incredibly good for the digestion they are, chappie.
Nutty: [act]looks around in consternation[/act] I'm allergic...
Sugar Pie: [act]is stuffing her face nearby[/act] [act]overhears[/act] AWERGIC?!?
Partially chewed food: [act]sprays from Sugar Pie's mouth all over the Three Squirrel-teers[/act]
Nutty: You don't know how hard it is being a squirrel who's allergic to nuts! [act]wails[/act]
Theodore: There, there. Have some tea.
bob: [act]sees darth[/act] [act]clears throat[/act] excuse me good sir, might I have a look at that helmet you are holding?
darth: o_O no you may not
bob: ah yes, but you see, I am a detective, and the law requires that you let me look at that
darth: oh yeh? lets see proof then, cuz i'm not giving this helmet up ":( [sub][sub]unless you are right and the law demands it off me[/sub][/sub]
bob: [act]brings out detective badge that is not fake[/act] |:|
darth:[sub][sub] damn[/sub][/sub] fine, you can look at it, but i want it back. and don't dirty it with your paws! ":(
bob: [act]takes helmet[/act] i'm sorry sir, but this helmet is, in fact, stolen and the law requires i take it from you now |:| [act]puts helmet in bag[/act]
darth: WHHAATTT!!!!!
bob: the good news is sir that i will not have to bring you to the police because you gave it up without a fight. good day sir ;D
darth: [act]is still stunned and furious[/act] i do not believe that you are a real detective!
bob: [sub][sub]damn[/sub][/sub] ok sir, i'll give you this back for now and come for it later. good day! [act]walks quickly away[/act]
darth: [act]does evil laugh[/act] mwahahahahahaaaaaa
Dreamweavers' Guilden
14 years ago
Dreamweavers' Guilden
Rebel
Three Squirrel-teers: *stand up and brandish glasses instead of swords*
Tim: Allergic you say?
Tom: Never fear!
Tam: The Squirrel-teers are here!
all three: *jump infront of Nutty and pretend to bat the nuts away*
Nutty: *taps them on their shoulder* You do realise that the nuts are all on yourselves yes? and that there are none left?
Tam: Um, Of course!
Tom: Do you think we are un-intellegent or something?
Tim: Ha! dont make us laugh
all three: *sit back down to their card game*
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Darth: [act]goes off to find an even more secluded cranny to hide in[/act] |:|
bob: [act]goes off to find someone else to scam[/act] :D
Darth: [act]pets helmet[/act] precioussssss.... |:|
14 years ago
Fri Jan 22 2010, 03:47am
Imogene: [act]strolls in, combing her wiskers with one paw[/act] Oh, dahlings! How lovely of you all tho throw this party just for me!
Other squirrels: o_O
Imogene: I know, you just can't believe your luck that I decided to come. [act]condesending smile[/act] It's alright. I'm really here! [act]Pats dectective Bob on the head[/act]
Ashlings' guildleader
14 years ago
Fri Jan 22 2010, 07:10am
Ashlings' guildleader
Dreamscape Artist
Merlin the Frazzled: [act]enters the thread[/act]
Bill: Welcome fellow squirrel!
Merlin: SQUIRREL? I'm not a squirrel! I'm a horrible grumpy, grouchy old man! A grand wizard! A -
Theodore: That's funny, you look like a squirrel to me.
Merlin: [act]opens his mouth to reply but closes it hurriedly and dodges off to hide in a tree hollow[/act]
Bill: Strange fellow.
Theodore: Oh? Really? Seemed quite normal to me. [act]shrugs[/act]
[act]SUDDENLY[/act]
[act]a large female squirrel enters the scene[/act] [act]searches thread for Merlin[/act]
Tim, Tom & Tam: He went that way! [act]point in different directions[/act]
Searchy Squirrel: :|
Imogene: [act]glares at searchy squirrel[/act] Are you trying to show me up at my own party? I don't think so. You can leave now. [act]sticks nose up in the air[/act]
Searchy Squirrel: o_O I'm just looking for someone... he's a very handsome squirrel.
Imogene: Handsome, did you say? Hmmm... well I may be able to help you then. |:| Because I'm such a nice squirrel: all the other squirrels say so :nod:
SS: :D
Imogene: [act]sees Merlin watching from a spy hole in a hollow tree[/act] [act]Thinks: well, he doesn't look as handsome as I am pretty :( sigh [/act] [act]points[/act] is that him?
Merlin: 8-| [act]runs[/act]
Mystic Ward
14 years ago
Mystic Ward
Twentyfamilies Gypsy
Henry: [act]Pops up from behind a table[/act] Did sombody say handsome? [act]preens his wiskers[/act]
Imogene: [act]Shudders delicately[/act] I really don't think that applies to you, Dahling.
Henry: :-?
Imogene: why just look in a mirror and you will see I only tell the truth.
Henry: [act]looks around into conviently placed mirror to see mousse all over his face.[/act] Erm...Ummm... [act]follows Merlin.[/act]
Kengi: HEY [act]waves[/act] I am Kengi! I want to be a model ;) [act]does a little pose[/act]ahem err right. Oh What are we doing? looking in mirrors? :D I can do that ;D
Random Squirrel: ::)
Squirrel Waiter: [act]picks up tray from table, piled high with choc covered acorns[/act]
Charlie: [act]suddenly exposed from hiding place behind said mountain of acorns, stops stuffing his face[/act]
Squirrel waiter: [act]raises furry eyebrow and shakes head[/act]
Charlie: [act]swallows enourmous mouthful with difficulty[/act] What? Quality Control! can't have our guests eating second rate acorns now can we! ;D all in the name of duty! [act]points to "HOST" badge pinned to fur[/act]
Kengi: [act]runs to waiter[/act] Nuts, Nuts- first class. YUMMY :D
Waiter: 8-|