Oh no! The squirrels have got themselves stuck in a terrible situation! Now that your squirrel persona is so talented, we know you'll be able to get them out of this one.
Your task is to write the squirrels out of one of the situations listed below. You can write this in any format you choose, but a short story or RPG might be easiest. Please keep your entry below 500 words and post it here under spoiler tags so your ideas don't influence everyone else!
Situations:
* The evil Destroyer Pig has captured all of the other guild's mascots, and it's up to your squirrel persona to save them.
* The circus opens tonight and all of the performing squirrels have come down with the flu! (The Destroyer strikes again!) Your squirrel persona needs to save the show by putting on a fantastic act/performance! The spotlight is on you, so show us what you can do!