Wanderer Guilden
12 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Helena: [act]looks around her in a rather bored way[/act] Sooo... do we get to watch a montage of the past couple of hours/days/months/years?
Ravyn And MM: [act]sing hardcore:[/act] Montage!
12 years ago
Thu Mar 22 2012, 09:55pm
Ravyn: Montage, montage, montage!
MM: Montage, montage, montage!
Kerd: :-/
Ravyn: Montage, montage, monta---braiiiii *hiccups*
Salamander: A montage? Is it a montage of everything being destroyed and chaos and death and destruction? [act]bounces excitedly[/act]
Arwen: I hope not. [act]shudders[/act]
Salamander: But this just brightens this whole scene up!
Wraithking: No montage for you.
Salamander: Wait, what? Why cant i watch the violence and all that? [act]pouts [/act]
Wraithking: Well youre already violent enough as it is, and wouldnt it make you more lonely?
Salamander: Dont remind me. :(
Mystic Ward
12 years ago
Mystic Ward
Twentyfamilies Gypsy
Deb: [act]Walks over to the nearest *scp* [/act] Could you please arrange to get rid of all this glitter.
*scp*: [act]Nods and heads for a cupboard labelled vacuum[/act]
Billy: Oh but it looks so shiny. It reminds me of Fork when she's happy.
Salamander: o_O How can a fork be happy?
Kerd: What's a fork?
Ari: [act]to scp[/act] No! Wait, that's not.... [act]Hand covers Ari's mouth[/act]
Halina: Shush, this should be fun.
*scp* : [act]Opens door labelled vacuum and air suddenly starts to rush out of the room dragging guests toward a vast open space.[/act]
Halina: [act]Laughs.[/act] Told ya.
Deb: Oh Lud! Someone get that door closed before we are all dragged into an unknown and possibly contaminated vacant space.
Salamander: How can a fork be female?
Deb: [act]Hanging onto a pole[/act] Where is Swallow when you need a hero archetype to save the day?
Rushton: ;D [act]Holding onto a cryo pod door[/act] Did someone say hero? Here I am.
Min: ::facepalm::
Sez: But I only just got out of that pod thingy... weird times ahead.. and behind... and wow... *checks self over* Did I hear someone say glitter?
Deb: I do believe you did, however it was just sucked out into the space vacuum.
Sez: Damn... *pats self...* I don't think I have any glitter left. *drops to the floors and starts rocking back and forth* No glitter, no sparkles, world exploding
*continues to rock back and forth muttering to herself, gaining a few weird looks from other ball attendees*
12 years ago
Sat Mar 24 2012, 09:49pm
Florash: Wow, I think we missed the end of the world.
Bram: How did we manage that without these cryo pods?
Florash: Well, we are indestructible.
Bram: True, true. We are amazing.
Ellenah: [act]sneaks up and dumps a pile of glitter over Florash and Bram[/act]
Sez: O_O Glitter?! I thought it all got sucked up? ;R
Ellenah: Details, details...I always come prepared. With more glitter.
Florash: What is this vile, sparkly, happy stuff!? This is unacceptable!
Ellenah: ;R |:|
SCPs: Initiating delete...
Bram: WHAT?! No. You can't delete us.
Florash: We are indestructible. If we survived the apocalypse by ourselves, we certainly can't be deleted by you worthless beings.
SCPs: ?:( ...Can't...delete...glitter...?...Worthless?... ?:( [act]go into weird spasms and disappear[/act]
Ellenah: o_O Not exactly how I planned it...but anyway.
Hannay: Safe!! :D
Sez: [act]plays with glitter in background[/act]
Bram: ::facepalm:: What has the world come to?
Helena: Umm, it just got destroyed.
Deb: Hey, where'd all the glitter come from again!
Ellenah: |:|
Mystic Ward
12 years ago
Mystic Ward
Twentyfamilies Gypsy
Deb: I think I need a drink.
Billy: I think I need to.....
Deb: Bathroom, thata way [act]points[/act].
Billy: What is a bathroom? Is there a bush handy anywhere.
Halina: The foliage is all in the lounge.
Deb: Ah, human now, remember.
Billy: :S
Deb: Rushton, you want to play hero, show Billy to the bathroom please.
Rushton: But, but... thats not very heroic.
Deb: ::facepalm:: Just do it, or I'll find another body of water to shove you in.
Rushton: Ok! But I still say it's not heroic.
Deb: I really need a drink.
Wanderer Guilden
12 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Helena: my mission here is done. [act]dusts hands[/act] If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Bat Cave... uh... I mean 'Lounge'. My bad. [act]wanders off[/act]
Meri: [act]jolts awake[/act] Whaimus?
Harri: Umm.. Pardon? o_O
Meri: Ahnonasec'n [act]yawns[/act] What did I miss?
Harri: [act]can't be bothered explaining[/act] Nothing.
Meri: Okay. [act]looks around[/act] o_O Why are there less people than before?
Harri: Err.. Zombies got in? ~:|
Soonkar: Liv-
All: -ing impaired, we know ::)
Meri: What happened to them then?
Harri: I think they headed to the lounge, or the ballroom. Somewhere that's not here. :P
Meri: I don't think we've been to the lounge yet, should we go and check it out?
Harri: Sure. Why not? You seem quite normal now. :)
Meri: [act]begins to commando roll to the door[/act] :rolling: Tally-Ho! :D
Harri: ::facepalm:: I jinxed it..
Mystic Ward
12 years ago
Wed Mar 28 2012, 08:23am
Mystic Ward
Twentyfamilies Gypsy
Deb: [act] leaning on bar[/act] I wonder where Rushton got to with Billy. It really shouldn't have taken them two whole days to go to the bathroom.
Ari: Maybe they got lost.
Min: Lost Puppy! [act]Runs off to find said puppy[/act]
Deb: How can they get lost? The door is just over there... o_O [act]points to blank wall[/act]
Halina: |:|
Mystic Guilden
12 years ago
Tue Mar 27 2012, 10:16pm
Mystic Guilden
Mage
Deb/Ari: [act]look at Halina pointedly[/act]
Halina: Whaaat? I'm a Jedi, not a magician.
Miryum: A Magi? Then how is it I've never seen you with the troupe?
Halina: I said magician, not magi. What is a magi anyway?
Ari: Mmmmmm, noodles.
Deb: ::) Magi Ari. Not Maggi.
Miryum/Halina: Who's maggi?
Deb: No...it's not...[act]rubbing temples[/act] Where's a change of subject when you need one? :(
[act]~Meanwhile~[/act]
Change of Subject: [act]looking at map[/act] Now I know they said the Complex was here, but all I see is a pile of ruins.......
[act]~Back at the Lab[/act]
Ari: Ok, so who else could take a door?
Soonkar: And the doorway too.
Halina: It could have been anyone. Did you invite the Herders or Soldierguards to the ball?
Miryum: [act]jumping to feet bat raised[/act] Herders! Where?
Deb: No. Herders and Soldierguards are most definitely NOT on the guest list.
Soldierguards and Herders waiting at the door: :'( [act]Walk off dejectedly[/act]
Miryum: Maybe the door is still there, and it's just invisible, or cloaked.
Deb: Maybe....
Soonkar: [act]Sits up straight[/act] Perhaps someone should try walking through it. I vote for Ari since she's a host and all. [act]looks around slightly puzzled[/act]
Deb: So am- [act]Halina's hand covers her mouth[/act]
Ari: Okay, I guess I can try it. I'll just walk up to it and-
Mrs Weasley: Better to go at a bit of a run.
Ari Potter: Oh, okay. [act]Takes position across the room from the door that used to be there[/act]
Pun Police: I see what you did there.....
Deb: Mufff! Grrtt!
Soonkar: What just happened? [act]Still looking around confusedly[/act]
Ari: Here we go! [act]Runs[/act]
Miryum: Wait! She's really-
[act]There's a loud thud as Ari runs flat out into the wall, then falls in a heap on the ground. A second later the door reappears[/act]
Miryum: -going to do it :-/
Halina: [act]Bursts out laughing[/act]
Deb: [act]no longer being gagged by an evil Jedi[/act] Well, the doors back....
Soonkar: Anyone know First Aid?
Ari: XXP
Halina: [act]Holding her sides and crying with laughter[/act] Too....funny.....!
Miryum: Is there a healer in the place?
Deb: [act]reaches over the bar and grabs a towel full of ice[/act] Put this on your head [act]gives ice to Ari[/act]
Miryum: [act]joining Deb[/act] How many fingers am I holding up?
Ari: Saturday.
Deb/Miryum: :-/
Halina: [act]Walking over too[/act] She's fine. [act]Pulls Ari to her feet[/act] Aren't you Ari?
Ari: [act]Stops rubbing lump on head and grabs Miryum's bat[/act]
Miryum: Hey!
Ari: [act]Swings bat at Halina[/act] [act]Misses[/act]
Miryum: Can I-
Ari: I missed? o_O How did I miss? You're right there!
Halina: 8) I'm just that good.
Ari: >:( INES!
INES: Yes Hostess Ariadne
Ari: Can we see that swing again in slow motion?
INES: Yes. Replaying in Slow Motion
Narrator: Here's the replay so you can see exactly what happened. Here is where Ari takes aim and swings the bat at Halina. As you can clearly see in the footage, the bat bends due to air pressure and narrowly misses Halina.
Ari: Ah Ha! You're not that quick. It was physics, pure and simple!
Deb: Halina's already gone.
Ari: Huh?
Soonkar: She ran off while you were watching the replay.
Ari: That Sith in Jedi clothing! [act]Benny Hill music begins as Ari lifts her bat and runs off after Halina[/act]
Miryum: My bat :(
Soonkar: Peace at last. [act]Sips the drink closest to him[/act]
Deb: [act]watches door close behind Ari[/act] At least we know the door works now.
Kay: I want me some chocolate cake.
Ford: You already had 3 slices and it's not actually that good.
Kay: O_O Not...that...good?
Ford:[act] starts to get creeped out by Kay[/act] Um, let's go find the chocolate cake?
Kay: ;D Off to the lounge we go!
[act]Rushton, followed by Billy and Min, walks back into the bar; Rushton is - once again - drenched. Min and Billy are laughing[/act]
Rushton: [act]grumbling[/act] bloody Beforetime technology, how was I supposed to know...[act]reaches bar[/act] Give me one of everything.
Billy: [act]stifling laughter, sits next to him[/act] I'm sorry, Rushton. It wasn't my fault.
Rushton: [act]accepts a jug of something from the bartender, looks down to Billy[/act] I'm sure it wasn't.
Min: [act]leaning on bar, pointing at Billy[/act] Nyaw, look at his little puppy-dog eyes, you can't stay mad at that?
[act]Billy looks embarrassed / Rushton glares - or is it broods? Sulks? Whatever.[/act]
Billy: I thought you didn't like me as a human?
Min: A puppy is still a puppy :nods:
Billy: :$ I'm not a puppy :(
Min: ...it's not a bad thing, Billy. And trust me, it could be a lot... [act]indicates Rushton[/act] ...worse.
Rushton: [act]rolls eyes[/act] To be honest, I have a feeling this [act]indicates to his drenched state[/act] is your fault.
Min: :| wow. You discovered my secret. I invented the dual-flush toilet. For this moment.
Miryum: [act]leans in and indicates Rushton's drenched state as well[/act] Explain how?
[act]Min holds her hand out to Billy to proceed[/act]
Billy: Um ... XD
Rushton: [act]stiffly[/act] An altercation with some Beforetime technology.
Deb: [act]also leans in[/act] Did you stumble into a washing machine? Is that why you've been gone for two days?
Rushton: [act]shrugs sullenly[/act] Time is relative in this...realm.
[act]Conversation pauses and everyone stares at Rushton[/act]
Deb: ...time is relative?
Min: [act]sigh[/act] He's just trying to distract you all from the real story here. Billy, you were saying?
Billy: Oh! Of course. I don't know if it's that interesting...
Miryum: ...humour us.
Billy: Okay :) ...well...we went to a bathroom -
Min: [act]interrupts[/act] - in one of the guest rooms INES has set aside -
Billy: Right, in a guest room. Flushed the toilet, and the noise startled Rushton, -
Rushton: [act]splutters[/act] - Because I've never seen or heard a toy-let flush in my life!
Billy: - exactly! Anyway, he flailed backwards into the shower nozzle, the shower came on, and [act]waves hand at Rushton[/act] the end.
Min: And that's how I found them. Just followed the shrieking. Isn't that a beautiful story?
[act]Rushton facepalms, then takes another drink[/act]
12 years ago
Wed Mar 28 2012, 08:36pm
Ellenah: can't believe our awesome glitter plan worked! :D
Hannay: Our plan? ::)
Rushton: I swear I wasn't shrieking!!
Billy: Hmm, your right, i guess it was more a squeal.
Ellenah: o_O Either way your forgiven!!
Hannay: ::facepalm:: Not another Rushton fan!
Ellenah: O_O I'm not, really.
Hannay: -_-
Min: Yeah, what with a puppy as competition and all. [act]strokes Billy's head[/act]
Billy: :-/ I'm really not a puppy!!!
Hannay: You know what . . . Maybe we should leave the bar and go somewhere . . . Rushton uninhabited. ;D
Ellenah: What about I show Rushton what a hose is. ;D
Rushton: I'm betting it has something to do with water.
Ellenah: How did you gueeesss!? ?:(
Hannay: ::facepalm:: Yup we're leaving. Come on we haven't seen the garden yet. [act]Pulls Ellenah away and out the door[/act]
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
12 years ago
Thu Mar 29 2012, 07:58am
Dreamweavers' Guildmistress
Dreamscape Artist
Ceirwan: [act]sitting on the floor as far away from Salamander as possible[/act] It suddenly got cold here. Did someone run over my grave?
Arwen: The saying's 'walk over my grave', and generally you get the chills.
Ceirwan: Well I'm about to start shivering any second now.
Arwen: That would be because you're now sitting in a puddle.
Ceirwan: I've been here for ages! There's no puddle.
Min: Rushton! Stop dripping.
Rushton: What do you mean, 'dripping on Ceirwan'? I'm not dripping on anyone!
Billy: I thought you thought well of the people who serve you? :-/
Rushton: Of course I do. I wouldn't be Master of Obernewtyn if I didn't.
Miryum: Well there is the small matter of you owning the place.
Rushton: Well yes, but who better?
Miryum: Well, I think-
Ceirwan: [act]is thoroughly soaked[/act] Am I really getting dripped on by Rushton?
Arwen: Afraid so.
Ceirwan: [act]sigh[/act] Freya did warn me that one day all my acts of kindness would come back to bite me.
Rushton: [act]looks down[/act] Ceirwan! What are you doing down there? o_O You're wet? Why are you wet? Did you hae an encounter with Beforetime technology too?
Everyone: ::facepalm::
Rushton: Why don't you get up and get some dry clothes for [strike]me[/strike] us, and I'll sit here and watch these women for you, in case they try anything else. I don't trust them. Especially that one [act]points at Min[/act]
Mystic Ward
12 years ago
Mystic Ward
Twentyfamilies Gypsy
Min: me? I didn't do anything. Much as I'd like to, I'm too busy petting the puppy.
Billy: :S
Deb: Ahh INES, could I have another drink please?
INES: I'll make it a double shall I.
Deb: [act]nods[/act] Last year Malik, this year a human puppy.
Halina: Speaking of Malik...
Ari: No!
Halina: I was hoping to see him again this year.
Ari: NO!
Halina: Not a bad sort of fellow that Malik.
Ari: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Halina: ;) what?
Deb: [act]drinks[/act]
Kerd: *bursts into bar* RAVYNSAZOMBIE
Ari: Ravyn's a what?
Deb: Ravyn's a troll?
Professor Quirrel: TROLL IN THE DUNGEON?!
Wanderer Guilden
12 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Helena: [act]appears behind Kerd[/act] Kerd! How dare you run in the hallways! I'm absolutely disgusted! INES is now tsk-ing at you, and it's entirely your fault! If you put another toe out of line, she'll put you straight back into the Cryo Lab! Oh, and Min and Billy, dears, congratulations on soaking Rushton again- the rest of the Loonies and I are so proud! [act]wanders out of the Bar again[/act]
Kerd: O_O
[act]tone sounds[/act]
INES: Could I please have your attention.
All: [act]attend[/act]
INES: As the Ball is nearing it's end, all guest should make their way to the Ballroom for the first phase of the new world opening ceremony. I hope you have enjoyed your time in this area and that you will survive in the post apocalypse world.
Loren: [act]looks up[/act] Bu-bu-but I'm not finished my book yet...
Everyone: Too bad.
Kerd: The end of the world waits for no one
Loren: Wait...hasn't the world ended already?
Deb: Uh, yeah...
Loren: [act]shakes head[/act] [act]closes book[/act] Does any one know where my date went? [act]wanders out of the bar[/act]