16 years ago
Tue Aug 31 2010, 10:58am
The rules are simple...or so they seem.
The Council has been revising its Big Black Book of Lore. It has been decided that they need to make some minor changes, as listed below. Your job is to record new pieces of Lore, which will then be administered to the peoples of the Land.
Every piece of Lore must be no longer than one sentence in length.
Every piece of Lore must begin with one of the following words:
Gypsies, Misfits, Horses, Councilmen, Rebels.
Every piece of Lore must contain one of the following words:
pancakes, spatulas, chickens, milk, cactus.
Every piece of Lore must contain the letter V.
Every piece of Lore that follows all of the guidelines above will earn 1 point (maximum 10 points per person).
To enter simply reply to this post.
Have fun!
Update 7/9/07: Please also note that this event will be moderated by Seagull Fred and DarkOne. We will both be checking and cross-referencing submissions to make sure they're valid and unique for each entrant. Thanks!
Gypsies are forbidden from using spatulas while camping anywhere outside the immediate vicinity of the Silent Vale.
Mystic Guilden
16 years ago
Sun Sep 02 2007, 07:08pm
Mystic Guilden
Mage
Horses must accompany chickens on all outings, and travel only on wolf free roads.
Mystic Guildmistress
16 years ago
Mystic Guildmistress
Mage
All Misfits have to turn in their violet chickens.
Rebels are hereby banned from the handling of spatulas, especially in the vicinity of Obernewtyn.
Councilmen will have to sit on a cactus for a prolonged period of time, if they continue to act like Villians.
Horses are not aloud on any road without the company of very small Pancakes.
Horses must have at least two spatulas accompaning them when visiting family.
Mystic Guildmistress
16 years ago
Mystic Guildmistress
Mage
All Gypsies must volunteer to milk the cows when inquired.
Gypsies are not to use Chickens in their Voodoo Promises
16 years ago
Mon Sep 03 2007, 09:01am
Rebels must be armed and ready with a cactus at all times in case of sudden invasion.
Mystic Ward
16 years ago
Mystic Ward
Twentyfamilies Gypsy
Gypsies may add valerian to milk to aid sleepnessness
Keeper of the Sherbet Lemons
16 years ago
Tue Sep 04 2007, 03:52pm
Keeper of the Sherbet Lemons
Guildmember
1. Councilmen must remain invisible at all times unless drinking milk
2. Misfits must have visible spatulason their person at all times
3. Rebelsare to be kept under severe control by the Chickens
4. Gypsiesare violent individuals and must be kept away from Pancakes
5. Misfits are allowed to have a cactusonce every five years, a
6. Councilmen must invade any chicken factories
7. Rebel homes will be marked by five milk cartons.
8. Horses found harbourng any spatulas will be sevely punished.
9. Horses will be given to the victims of cactus attack.
10. Misfits can only have visions if they carry a chicken.
Mystic Ward
16 years ago
Mystic Ward
Twentyfamilies Gypsy
Misfits must inventory all spatulas monthly
Councilmen are required to restrict the cooking of pancakes to weekends and festival days.
Rebels must keep their Chickens aliVe for 2 seVen days after purchase.
16 years ago
Tue Sep 04 2007, 12:04pm
2. Councilmen are only aloud to Milk every seventh cow.
3. Rebels are only aloud to ride a Horse every seventh Moonfair.
4. Misfits must haveCactus Milk Pancakes for breakfast every second day.
Misfits are prohibited from keeping cactus farms as a livelihood.
1 Gypsies must avenge the deaths of their chickens
2 Horses must always carry milk and victuals
3 Misfits can only eat pancakes once in a sevenday
4 Rebels must each plant a cactus to help the environment
5 Misfits are prohibited from victimising spatulas
6 Horses can't have pancakes for midmeal
7 Gypsies must fully evaluate their cactuses each year and hand in a full report.
8 Councilmen found to give milk to their cactus will be heavily fined
9 Rebels must survive on milk during moonfairs
10 Councilmen who eat chickens will be viewed with disdain.
Mystic Ward
16 years ago
Tue Oct 16 2007, 01:27pm
Mystic Ward
Twentyfamilies Gypsy
3. Horses have every right to refuse pancakes
4. councilmen shall be whacked with a spatula when they misbehave
5. Rebels must not vex chickens
6. Gypsies who eat cactus will be vanquished
7. Misfits must drink milk every afternoon. It's good for them.
8. Horses must avoid cactus plants while on quest
9. Councilmen will dress up as vikings and carry spatulas at fancy dress balls
10. Rebels need to comply with councilmen orders only when the councilmen are carrying chickens while riding on horses who are avoiding cactus' and being lead by gypsies eating pancakaes and followed by misfits stirring milk with spatulas.
5. Councilmen may not refuse to Milk in November.
6. Gypsies need to comply with the Catus when Shopping on for Vegimite.
Dreamweaver Guilden
16 years ago
Dreamweaver Guilden
Rebel
1. Rebels are forbidden to drink Milk in every tavern
2. Misfits must all use their spatulas in a very sensible manner.
3. Councilmen are required to keep at least two chickens as protection against living bacteria.
4. Horses enjoy pancakes and therefore must be kept away from them at every important family function.
5. Gypsies must donate a cactus to the council each time they are caught driving unlicensed vehicles.
6. Gypsies are to be considered armed and dangerous when holding spatulas in their divine possession.
7. Horses are required to carry chickens when travelling through the province of Satrium.
8. Councilmen must each be presented with five bottles of fresh milk of the eve of any battle.
9. Misfits are banned from eating pancakes when working very long hours due to a high rate of pancake consumption.
10. Rebels are from this day to always be compared to the cactus plant as they are considered to be thorny devils.
Gypsies are to pay a tax of an alive or dead chicken if they stay in one place for over three days, one chicken per day over 3.
16 years ago
Tue Sep 04 2007, 04:12pm
2. All Councilmen have to speak vit a hilarious ack-cent ven addressing chickens.
(is it ok if they start with 'all' not the actual word ('councilmen')?)
1. Gypsies are not to violate the sacred pancake code.
2. Misfits with violent spatulas are to be confiscated.
3. Horses and chickens are not to be dyed violet.
4. Councilmen must give all their villiens (spelling is likely wrong but meaning is similar to serf) three glasses of milk a day.
5. Rebels voting for cactus’ will be executed.
6. Gypsies will be allowed to keep one very green cactus.
7. Misfits must mill and move much maize for milk.
8. Horses and chickens being taken to Sador should purchase sun visors.
9. Councilmen should have the vision of their pet spatulas tested regularly.
10. Rebels should not use their voices while their mouths are full of pancake