Ashlings' guildleader
13 years ago
Mon Jun 14 2010, 09:06pm
Ashlings' guildleader
Dreamscape Artist
Dragon: [act]binds the clam up with a belt[/act] And no stealing my voice Mr Clamshell! Guards! Arrest these criminals!
Elspeth: :"(
Dragon: Huzzah! Now you'll have to play tea-parties with me and even better, no more prattling about all the guildmistressy duties you should be attending to. [act]marches back to her grand palace with the guards dragging the reluctant prisoners in her wake[/act]
Clamshell: [act]struggles in it's bindings but is firmly shut and further trapped under Dragon's arm[/act] [act]pouts[/act]
Reluctant Prisoners: :|
Ariel: 8-|[act]silently[/act] Tea parties? [sub]Oh, joy...[/sub] :|
Dragon: Mush my subjects! This tea isn't going to brew itself! Or would you rather change the Entina's litter box?
Clamshell: [sub]if i had a gold coin...[/sub]
Dragon: You! Clamshell! What did you say?
Clamshell: :-X Er... I said - uh - mmmhmmhmmm! ;D
Elf: [act]mouths[/act] Dameon! We have to devise a plan! You distract the girl, and I make a run for it. Okay?
Dames: ... o_O
Elf: :|[act]mouthes AGAIN[/act] Rushton! ... You catch that?
Rushton: [act]also mouths[/act] Anything for you, dear. :-"
Ariel: [act]silently, arms flailing[/act] Where's the fairy bread?! And those aren't torturous machines and carefully placed trapdoors! Aargh! 8-|
13 years ago
Thu Jun 24 2010, 06:34pm
MEANWHILE...
Elspeth: ":( *is getting frustrated with this hostage situation and lack of ability to use her voice* *gets ready to use her darkest mindpowers on the clamshell*
Clamshell: |:| [act]sings in Ariel's voice[/act] Oh i JUST Can't WAIT to be KING!!
Dragon: What was that?? How dare you think you can be King? *imperiously* I am the Red Queen.
Clamshell: *in Ariel's voice* Exactly. I plan to marry you :) Then my plan of world domination can be complete. MUAHAAHAHA!!
Elf: ":( ":( *mindsends: HOW DARE YOU ARIEL! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME! HOW DARE YOU GIVE ME UP FOR A TEENAGER*
Ariel: 8-| ??? [act]mouths[/act] But it wasn't me!! It was the clam--- 8-| (0-) *discovers something* :D [act]gestures franticaly at Elf[/act] READ MY MIND! NOW
Elf: :-/ :-? *mindsends* EWW, NO WAY. You probably have disgusting thoughts going on.
Ariel: [act]looks at Elf slowly from head to toe[/act] Mouths: Disgusting? I don't think so. [act]smirks sexily[/act]
Elf: :-X ... *gulps* 8-|
Rushie and Dames: ::)
Ariel: Mouths; Come on!! *narrows eyes* READ IT!! Or else you will be mute forever. *smirks dangerously* Not that that would be such a bad thing... |;)
Elf: ":( *huffs* *mindsends* FINE THEN! Gosh, you're SO infuriating. I can't wait to strangle you--
Ariel: *mouths* Having fantasies about me already? *waggles eyebrows* *smirks* 8) I knew you couldn't resist me, even without the DSCs in your system. ;P
Elf: ":( ":( *forcefully enters Ariel's mind* *shudders* Okay, so what is it? ::)
Ariel: |:| *quickly shields off parts of his mind*
Elf: *sees a flash of a door in Ariel's mind marked: "Elspeth stuff (L)"* o_O What the?
Ariel: *blocks her* |:| Come...sit in my comfortable lounge room *directs her through his mind, into something resembling a bedroom*
Elf: :-/ Err...
Ariel: (in his mind) *pushes her onto the edge of the bed* Now Elspeth dear.. I have you where I want you - trapped in my mind. Muahahahaha!
Elf: You foul little cockroach! *starts calling upon her darkest mindpower*
Ariel: No no, none of that. I just wanted to tell you that the clamshell, is really an oyster. So if we take out the pearl, that will take away its power. And we will get our voices back. Then you must slurp the oyster.
Elf: WHAT?! WHY/ I'm vegetarian ":(
Ariel: You see, no male can eat it, because this oyster is partial to females. So it'll have to be you. *nodds happily* :nod: So how about it?
Elf: :-/ Well...okay. It doesn't sound like it will hurt anybody...
Ariel: :D Why Elf dear, I must say I am very pleased with your acquiescence willingly given This should occur more often!! Especially with regards to other matters *waggles eyebrows*
Elf: ":( In your dreams blondy!
Ariel: *door marked "Elspeth stuff (L)" flashes again* [act]darkly[/act]Oh trust me, my dreams go WAY beyond mere acquiescence.
Elf: 8-| *scrambles out of his mind* That's it. I'm done here. I'm never coming back again! :-|
Ariel: *thinks* that's what you think... Muahahaha |:|
Elf and Ariel: *advance upon clamshell that it really an oyster*
Pseudo Clamshell: *clatters in fear* 8-|
Pseudo Clamshell (PC): *takes on Rushie's voice* Don't eat me Elspeth!
Elf: ::)
Ariel: *smiles his wickedly evil, beautiful smirky smile*
PC: [strike]*swoons*[/strike] *trembles*
Elf: :-X *picks up PC*
PC: *in Matthew's voice* Oh benevolent Queen Dragon, won't you help me?
Dragon: ":( Give me one reason why I should, after the way you treated me!
PC: ???
Matthew: :-/ |:( :-{
PC: *in Dameon's voice* You're so pretty and wise, Dragon. I know you don't really want to let this woman eat that poor, helpless Oyst--- er, clam.
Dragon: ...
Ariel: *frantically motions for Elf to get it over with*
Elf: :-X
Elf: [act]grabs hold of clamshell[/act]
CS: (in Rushton's voice) NO! ELSPETH NO!
Elf: Mouths: That isn't going to work on me! ":( [act]gulps down oyster[/act]
CS/Oyster: [act]wails[/act] NoOoooOoOooo x_X
Elf: 8-| . . . [act]starts chocking[/act] GAKH [act]cough[/act] AHH
Ariel: :D [act]whacks Elf on back[/act]
Pearl: [act]goes clattering across the floor[/act]
Elf: ~:|
Dameon: So can we talk now? . . . 8-|
Elf: Yes I saved you now you owe me . . . 8-|
Ariel: What's going on? Isn't the . . . oh lud no! WHY DO I SOUND LIKE ARIEL??
Everyone: [act]looks around at each other in amazement before facepalming[/act]
Ariel (with Elf's voice): OML I sound like a girl! :"(
Rushton (with Ariel's voice): You are a girl! ":(
Ariel (with Elf's voice): ":( You're just jealous of my shiny hair!! Just because yours is all oily!
Rushton (with Ariel's voice): MY HAIR IS NOT OILY!!
Elf (with Dame's voice): Hey! Don't you think we have BIGGER issues to deal with right now!! ":(
Rushton (with Ariel's voice): 8-| Woah, don't shout in his voice! That just sounds wrong.
Elf (with Dame's voice): ~:|
Dameon: [act]sighs[/act] Well at least none of you sound like one of the Chipmunks.
Everyone else: 8-| . . . HAHAHAHAAA!!!
Meanwhile, below deck on Ariel's [strike]cruise liner[/strike] ship...
Maruman: Okay, whose brilliant idea was it to hide in the cargo hold!? [sub]the whole place smells like fish...[/sub] :|
Galtha: Well at least you're n-n-not cla-claustroPHOBIC!!!
Maruman: Oh, here we go, it's always about you! I have feelings too, you know!
Galtha: Maybe if you contributed to this relationship you wouldn't feel that way!
Maruman: We'll talk about this later! We may have a hostage situation up on deck!
Galtha: You always say that [sub]but we never do...[/sub] :"(
Maruman: :|
Ship lurches suddenly, footsteps can be heard scuttling above
Elspeth's Voice: Quick! We need to head below! [sub]my minions should be attacking as we speak[/sub] |:|
Dames' Voice: Oh, no you don't! You're not leaving me this time!
Ariel's Voice: Elspeth! Don't leave me!!!
Maruman: [act]hides in convenient cat-shaped crate[/act] Trouble in paradise, much.
Galtha: Neigh to that. :nod:
13 years ago
Sun Jul 25 2010, 03:18pm
Elf (with Dame's voice): [act]Rushes below deck[/act] ;P Oh hi Galtha, hehehe i forgot about you. ;D
Galtha: :P thats a suprise
[act]
A suspicious Maruman sounding howl echoes from a crate[/act]
Everyone else: [act]Rushes through the door push and shoving[/act]
Rushton (with Ariel's voice): [act]glaring at Ariel [/act] We will resolve the argument later!
":(
Ariel (with Elf's voice): [act]pokes out tongue and flicks back hair[/act] Well your hair IS oily and super greasy, maybe, if you are nice to me i will tell you the secret to my gorgeous locks ;P
Dameon: o_O [act]facepalms[/act]
(sorry i'm not really good at this yet.)
No worries Beth, you did great!!
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Elf (with Dames's voice): Okay, we really need to fix this.
Dragon: *giggles*
Rushton (with Ariel's voice): I know. I sound like a girl ":(
Ariel (with Elf's voice): Hey!! I resent that... for every reason ":(
Rushton (W/A's v): And I dislike hearing you talk with my Elspethlove's voice. It's disconcerting.
Ariel: (W/E's v): What, are you starting to feel conflicted because you're suddenly noticing that I'm much better looking than she is?
Elf: ":(
Rushton: ... no
Dragon: *giggles some more*
All: :|
Elf (with Dames's voice): And besides all that... WE NEED TO FIX THIS!!
Rushton (with Ariel's voice): Hey! What did I say about yelling with tha voice? Jeeze. You'd think you'd inherited Dameon's deafness.
Dames (with Alvin the Chipmunk's voice): I'm blind, not deaf, and I'm standing right here ":(
Rushton (with Ariel's voice): I know, but it got you to talk again! *giggles like Dragon* You sound just TOO funny!
Ariel (with Elf's voice): Oh Lud, you're ruining me. You make my laugh sound like... like I'm not a homicidal villain set on destroying the world. You can forget about what I said. I'm never going to share the secret of my silken hair now that you've ruined my voice.
Matthew (with Rushton's voice): Stop whinging and answer me this... if I've got Rushton's voice, and Rushton has Ariel's voice, and Ariel has Elspeth's voice, and Elspeth has Dameon's voice, and Dameon has a chipmunk voice... where's MY voice gone to ???
All: ???
Dragon: *continues to giggle gleefully*
Matthew: ... :-?
13 years ago
Sat Jul 31 2010, 07:51pm
AWOOOO!!! MY 10,000TH POST!! :D :D DEDICATED TO M&MS
Nrr: (in Matthew's voice) Will you all quit whining about your voice changes and get on with the story?
All: 8-|
Elf: (in D's voice) I think I should just accept Dameon's voice because it will help me fool all those people into truly thinking I am a guy when I travel as a gypsy boy :D
Ariel: (in E's voice) You may think you've got people fooled, but really, your voice just sounds husky like you're in "the mood"; not to mention you have certain extra parts that are a dead give away; and what lovely extra parts they are too |;) [act]leers[/act]
Elf: ":( STOP HITTING ON ME IN MY OWN VOICE! It gives me more mental issues than I can deal with at the moment!
Rushton: So you DO agree you have mental issues? ... :D We share something in common! I mean besides the fact that we have the exact same shade of eyes and hair ; we are both tall, slim and attractive, we both---
Elf: 8-| You know, we ARE uncannily similar. TOO similar. uncomfortably similar. :-/ What if we're related? [act]gasps[/act] OH MY LUD! WE PROBABLY ARE!! EWW, I can't believe I had romantic feelings for you!
Rushton: [act]winces[/act] You're shrieking in Damo's voice again.
Elf: (in Damo's voice) I'm FEMALE! i'M ALLOWED TO SHRIEK! [act]flails[/act]
Dameon: (chipmunk voice) [act]*sadly shakes head* [/act]Oh my carefully built reputation as a ladies' man -- shattered.
Ariel: [act]*smirks*[/act] Elspeth my sugar plum [act]seductive Elf voice[/act]; now that you have finally realised that Rushton is very highly probably related to you, your illusions must be shattered. Why don't you come here and I'll make you feel all better .. [act]waggles eyebrows[/act]
Elf: Ugh! Can you focus for one second on the problem at hand!?!
Nrr: Guh you fools! Just kiss eachother on the lips already and your voice will transfer back to you!
Rushton: I have to kiss ARIEL!!!?
Ariel: :-X Foul. .. :) But then, I get to snog the living daylights out of Elspeth dear :D [act]grins sinisterly[/act]
Elf: :-/ I have to willingly go near that creep again?? :-X Oh well, at least I get to kiss Dameon :) I bet he's a sweet kisser.
Dameon: |:( |:( Thinks: At last! my plans will finally be paid off -- I'll make Elf love fall in love with me just with my kiss :D ! of course I have to kiss a chipmunk.. whatever that is.. :-/
Matthew: I have to kiss RUSHTON?! :-? And who is Nrr when you need to kiss him??
Dragon: :D Kissy times!! [act]*claps hands gleefully*[/act]
lol. I haven't read all of the thread but it is soooo funny because I hate Ariel and could never imagine Ariel and Elspeth marrying each other.
Elf (with D's voice): We might as well get it over and done with. ;D [act]Smiles slightly at Dames[/act]
Ariel (with E's voice): You said it! [act]rushes over to her with an open mouth[/act] ;P
Rushton (with ariel's voice): Oh no you don't. [act]pushes Elf outta they way and cops the full force or Ariel's lips[/act] 8-| Are you wearing double cherry lip balm!?
Dragon: [act]giggles evilly[/act]
Dameon: (chipmunk voice): Where the heck is a chipmunk when you need it!?
Chipmunk (in Dames voice): I here someone needs a little smochy woochy! :D
Ariel: Whoa, my voice, is back! :D [act]grins wickedly at Elf[/act] you like? [act]gives an evil laugh[/act]
Chipmunk: 8-| [act]Screams and runs off[/act]
Dames: o_O [act]squeals after it[/act]
Rushton (in elf's voice): I think I'm going to be sick :-X
Elf: 8-| Now YOU have my voice! Which means... :D I don't have to kiss Ariel!
Ariel: :-? :(
Rushton: :D Yay!
Elf (in d's voice): But if I kiss you now, I might be kissing my cousin or long lost brother :-? Where did Dameon go? I think I'd rather kiss him and the squirel....
Rushton: :"(
Ariel: :P
Dragon: *continues to giggle*
Matthew: *frowns up at the sky, trying to kiss a cloud*
Nrr: ... you're not a null, are you?
Ariel: Hey, I resent that! My nulls are much smarter!
Matthew: *doesn't hear*
Squirrel: *runs through the group, followed closely by Dameon*
Ariel: ... isn't he supposed to be blind?
All: o_O
13 years ago
Wed Aug 04 2010, 09:43pm
Dameon: 8-| *realises he's been found out* |:| hehe...er... I uh...that is to say....what I mean is... ~:|
Elspeth: ":( *storms up to Dameon* I CAN"T BELIEVE YOU LED ME ON LIKE THIS! *slaps Damo on the cheek* ---
Dameon: ).(
Elf: [act]continues ranting[/act] I mean i let you in my BEDROOM! and in my BATHROOM when i was NAKED! AND YOU WATCHED ME! You are a disgrace!
Ariel: ":( YOU watched MY WIFE when she was taking a bath???!!! That's it, BE PREPARED TO BE NULLIFIED! *sharpens tools menacingly*
Elspeth: GUH! I can't even stand speaking in your voice anymore! *storms over to Rushton, kisses him*
Rushton: |:( 8)
Dameon: :-{ :(
Ariel: ":( IS THAT TONGUE I SEE!!
Elspeth: |:|
Ariel: NO ONE gets to kiss my wife BUT ME! [act]glares evilly[/act] Looks like I'll be adding 2 to my null collection today :D Hehehe for punishment I will make them kiss eachother WITH tongues!! *cackles gleefully* ;P
Damo and Rushie: :-X
Elspeth: ::)
Matthew: *is getting desperate* *tries kissing Dragon*
Dragon: *glares* *slaps Matthew*
Elf: *looks at Dameon and Rushton* He's right, too! Now Rushton has your voice, Dameon, so you HAVE to kiss him!
Rushton and Dameon: ... *think: did she just AGREE with Ariel??*
Ariel: *cackles maliciously*
Dameon: Or or OR, Rushton could kiss the squirel and I could kiss it and it would all be good....
Elf: ":(
Dameon: Or not?
Rushton: You know this is cruel and unusual punishment, don't you my Elspethlove?
Elf: *shudders* until we prove we're not related, don't call me that.
Rushton: But... but... but...
Ariel: And don't stutter. It's unbecoming.
Dameon: Especially when you use my voice to do it.
Matthew: *rubbs his cheek and cries* (in Rushton's voice) I want my voice back... *eyes Rushton* ... (0-)
Matthew: *edges closer to Rushton*
Ariel: Well my dear, it turns out that your blind friend is a pervert, [sub]not that i would have done any different in his situation. [/sub], and that *points at Rushton* is related to you. so that leaves me . . . 8-| WAIT! *goes whitish - er* that means I'm also related to him now! Ah my reputation is ruined. no one will be my friend!
Elf: you won't be losing much.
Ariel: you just don't understand, i will be judged because of HIS *pints again to Rushton* HAIR!
Erin: *pops from nowhere* I'll be your friend, or something more *grins slyly*
all: 8-|
Erin: fine, so i don't belong in this scene.
Matthew: *stops edging towards Rushton and crash tackles Erin* *kisses her*
Dragon: Why you little! ":(
Matthew: o_O 8-| ;D
13 years ago
Sun Aug 08 2010, 11:36am
Dames: Anyone want to know what I think?
Dragon: [act]glares[/act]
Matthew: [act]twitches[/act]
Rushton: [act]fumes[/act]
Ariel: [act]plots[/act]
Elf: [act]pouts[/act]
Dameon: ... No? Well, we have to solve this issue somehow!
All: [act]look at each other knowingly[/act] Rock, Paper, Scissors!
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By the way, anyone with Channel Go!, the actual Mr and Mrs Smith is airing 9.30 Sunday in Aus... if anyone is interested...
Elf: This is ridiculous.... wait... Cerwain is sending me a message.
Matthew: This far out to sea? That's impossible!
Elf: Shh... what? *looks at Ariel* He WHAT? Oh, right... oh really? haha... well then... *grins and looks at the others* Alright, the sooner you all get your voices sorted out, the sooner I can tell you what Cerwain had to say. Trust me, it's worth it. :D I'll even beastspeak the squirrel for you.
All: ... Oh, fine *do the necessary kissing/gagging/spitting/mouthwashing*
Dameon: Now, what's the big news? Have people finally started accepting Misfits into society?
Matthew: Have they freed the Land of the Red Queen?
Dragon: Are they ready to give me my crown?
Rushton: He succeeded in getting you your divorce?
Ariel: what was that about divorce?
Elf: Nope :-" Turns out my... husband... here had entered a bachelor competition.
All except Ariel: o_O
Ariel: Yes, and?
Elf: Well, the voting's started and.. *starts laughing* and...
All: AND WHAT??
Elf: HE'S BEEN ELIMINATED!!
Ariel: WHAT?
Elf: Haha, isn't it great? And the best part? Domick is still in it.
Ariel: He's not even a bachelor ":(
Rushton: Look who's talking :P
Ariel: He's not even alive!
Elf: Fian, Harwood, and Reuvan are also still in the running!
Ariel: Who in Lud's name is Harwood?
Elf: Oh, he was one of the coercers who helped me overthrow that little setup you had on Herder Isle, don't you remember? ;P
Ariel: I think I'm feeling a bit ill.
Rushton: :) You're right, my Elspethlove. That really was worth all the kissing :D
Elf: What did I tell you about calling me that? We still need to find out if you're related to me or not.
Rushton: :(
Matthew: *is rolling on the ground laughing* Is that... the same... contest... I won... last year? hahahahaha!!
Ariel: :|
Dameon: :( Why aren't I still in the running?
Elf: *shruggs* Maybe people forgot you were eligible. I do all the time: you're just such a good friend.
Dameon: ":( [sub]I'll show you friend...[/sub] *seeths*
Dragon: *skips around chanting* Ariel lost the connn-test, Ariel lost the connn-test :D
13 years ago
Sat Aug 14 2010, 03:43pm
Ariel: *fumes hotly* *sends deaath stares at Dragon*
Dragon: 8-| *shuts up* *starts getting attracted to him and his wild side, that is like her wild side* *feels a little hot under her collar* ~:| |:(
Matty: ":(
Ariel: *misinterprets Dragon's silence as cowardice in the face of his awesome intimidation* That's it. There is now 3 more to add to my null collection - what did you say they were called? Firelog, Feigner and Rudder?
Elspeth: ::) Harwood, Fian and Reuvan....and Domick.
Ariel: Yeah whatever, those good for nothing nobodies will see the pointy end of my sword! Salamander! Time for us to get some action :) *plots evilly again* Muahaha! *lightening machine strikes again*
Elspeth: *sighs* You'll never change, will you?
Ariel: NOPE :D and I never intend to. *schmexy smirk*
Salamander: [act]looking all spruked up in a nice shiny sequined set of new black robes[/act] We'll have to put a hiatus onto the world domination plan for awhile actually. I'm back to the mainland for a trip.
Ariel: What? ":( WHY? THIS IS THE PERFECT TIMING!
Dragon: [act]sneakingly gets closer to Ariel[/act]
Matthew: [act]sneakingly tries dragging her back[/act]
Salamander: I too have entered a competition, but unlike yourself of course, I have actually WON!
Ariel: ":( WHAT? How could you win anything? Nobody even knows what gender you are!
Salamander: Exactly |:|
Elf: The only reason you won is because you were the only contestent ::)
Salamander: ":( IT STILL COUNTS [act]crosses arms[/act] Not my fault nobody would let me enter any of the other competitions.
Ariel: HA!
Rushton: What? Did Salamander enter some crossdressing competition or something? If he did shouldn't have you been a part of that competition too Ariel?
Ariel: HEY! What are you trying to say? [act]storms up to glare right into Rushtons face with his full wrath, much to the dismay of Dragon who was in mid lunge and is now a pile of arms and legs on the ground[/act]
Dragon: X:-/
Matthew: [act]drops to her side to attempt to help her up[/act] :kiss:
Rushton: Oh come on, admit it. You try on Elf's clothes when she's not around.
Elf: 8-| I was wondering why my dresses had seemed to have stretched!!
Ariel: I HAVEN'T BEEN TRYONG ON DRESSES, IT's JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING FAT :P
Elf: 8-| . . .
Ariel: 8-| . . . Oh No.
Elf: ":( You're going to regret that!
Rushton: *to ariel* I didn't mean to cause a fuss but you have to admit it sooner or later! [sub]not ;P[/sub]
Elf: He thinks I'm fat! My own husband! :-X.
Ariel: Oh so NOW my opinion matters?
Elf: X:-/ NO!
Ariel: X:-/
Dragon: (L)
Matthew: ":(
Salamander: ??? well I'm still taking that trip.
Dragon: *dives at Ariel again* like your hair. It's preeeeety!
Ariel: *looks at elf and wiggles eyebrows* Nice to see SOMEONE appreciates it. *looks at Dragon* Now DOWN my soon to be null . . . i mean . . .
All: ":( ":( ":(
Elf: How many times do i have to tell you! STOP-TORTURING-MY-FRIENDS!
Ariel: No i didn't say that. I . . .
Elf: X:-/ DON'T-DO-ANYTHING-TO-THEM!
Ariel: X:-/ you ruin everything.
Salamander: (0-) I know! I'm STILL taking that trip.
I'm still reaidng this thread before I update it Beth.
13 years ago
Thu Aug 19 2010, 11:23pm
Salamander: *adds Phantom of the Opera mask covering half of his/her face, further mystifying his/her identity* *whips cloak around self* |:| *disappears in a puff of smoke*
All aboard: *gasp*
Elf: ":( HOW DARE he/she/it coerce my mind into falling for a simple parlour trick!!
Salamander's laugh: *is heard echoing all around ship*
All: 8-|
Ariel: *tweaks Elspeth's nose* Oh you are so gullible Elspeth, it amuses me to no end. For such a prudish goody two shoes pacifist, you sure are lacking in mental capabilities. You thought that was coercion? *laughs...evilly*
Dragon: *sighs* :)
Elspeth: *narrows eyes dangerously* *whipsers furiously, menacingly* Did you just call ME lacking in Talent?? *advances upon Ariel*
Ariel: *laughs off the absurdity of the situation* My my, someone has their knickers in a twist all of a sudden.
Elspeth: Don't you DARE comment or even think of the state of my underthings. For your insinuations and your further plans of torture sessions for my friends, I am going to break my code of morals and ethics and use my deepest darkest power..*calls upon her killing power* *tries to clobber Ariel's mind*
Ariel's mindshield: *does not budge*
Ariel: 8)
Elf: :-? What?! Why isn't it working!! *tries cloberring with killing power again* *gets constipated look on her face with her concentration*
Ariel: *flicks imaginary lint off his Herder robe, inspects nails boredly, yawns*
Elf: ~:| *vents* ":( What's wrong with you! Why aren't you dead yet!!
Ariel: Oh? I wasn't aware you were trying to kill me *innocent smile* *turns head slightly so that Elspeth catches site of a modified Herder Band*
Elf: GUH!! ":( Trust you and your pathetic Herder Bands to do your pathetic mindshielding for you.
Ariel: Well dear, you were the one so hell bent on destroying me...perhaps you aren't as innocent and passive as you like to make out. This is further evidence of your penchant for torture.. *leers* I knew you had a taste for the odd little scream...*smirks*
Elspeth: This is different!! I wasn't torturing you!! I was trying to teach you a lesson to get you to taste your own medecine!
Ariel: Tut tut darling. Try again. You were trying to experience the natural high that comes with subordinating someone to a place beneath you; and you liked it. *sighs happily* i am so happy we are finally coming to the same page in our relationship. *waggles eyebrows for good measure*
Elspeth: *resembles raging bull* ":( If you ever try to desecrate my name by accusing me of being a torturer, I WILL unman you...more so than you are already unmanned.
Dameon: *pipes up* You know, Ariel isn't completely wrong. You DO like to torture certain poor unfortunate souls... like me
Rushton: Indeed. You tortured me too remember?
Elf: I CAN"T bleieve you are against me and on Ariel's side!! And I didn't torture you! That was ARIEL torturing you using my image!!
Rushton: Meh. You can hide behind your excuses, but I've got to say, you do have a knack.
Dragon: *nods ferociously in agreement*
Elf: Why are you all ganging up on me!! This is all YOUR fault Ariel!!
Ariel: *smugly smirks* Whatever helps you sleep at night darling. *waggles eyebrows with the knowledge that Elf can't sleep thanks to a certain blond's dreamtrail stalking--uuh --wanderings*
Dragon: *suddenly yells* LAND AHOY!! Welcome to my humble abode - the Land of the Red Queen.
Ariel: :) Well Elfy, ladies first. Welcome to our LOTRQ Torture holiday :)
Elspeth: GRARGH! *stomps off boat angrily*
Gilbert: *yells SHIP*
Everyone: [act]Disembark boat[/act]
Elf: [act]shields eyes from sun[/act] Well... this is quite something. :-?
Rushton: I agree. What a... lovely place you have here, Dragon. :-/
Dameon: What is it?! I feel the blistering sunlight... and feel something quite like dirt beneath my feet... [act]searches with hands[/act] a strange indigenous animal...
Ariel: That's my hair, you idiot! My luscious, silky, sun-kissed hair! ":(
Dragon: WHAT?! Where is my palace! Where are my loyal [strike]servants[/strike] soldiers! Wha-wha... :-{
Land of the Red Queen: [act]is just a random dirt plain[/act]
Elf: Honey, are you sure it wasn't all in your head? I mean, you must have had a tough ordeal... and the blinding sun can produce hallucinations...
Dragon: NO! I want my palace!! [act]flops onto ground with arms crossed[/act] Hmph!
Ariel: Actually, this wouldn't be a bad place to build another Null Factory...
All: What? o_O
Ariel: I mean, uh, a cookie factory! Ariel and Swallow Inc. does need more branches... |:|
Dragon: 8-| I left my crown in my palace!!
Swallow: [act]emerges from the distance on a noble steed[/act] Since when is it Ariel and Swallow Inc.? I thought it was Swallow and Ariel Inc. :|
Ariel: It's alphabetical. Duh. [act]flicks at dirt on hands[/act] In fact, this place is too dusty for my liking. Let's pack up and go home. Elspeth, dear, ladies first.
Elf: I don't think so, buddy! We came all this way! Who knows, we might have gotten the coordinates wrong. [act]in soothing tones[/act] Dragon, honey, maybe we're not in the right place? We could just go a bit further south...
Dragon: [act]hisses at Elf like a ferocious cat[/act]
Maruman: Hey! Only I get to do that to stupid funaga!
Ariel: Since when are you the parental type? Are you telling me that any possible children we may or may not have would be nurtured to turn out just like you!?
Rushton/Dames/Matthew/Swallow: [sub]sayitsayitsayitsayit[/sub]
Ariel: I mean, we already have so many differences, it's about time I finally say out loud what we've both been thinking from the beginning: [act]takes a deep breath[/act]
Rushton/Dames/Matthew/Swallow: [sub]yesyesyesyesyesdoitdoitdoit[/sub]
Ariel: [act]dramatically builds suspense[/act] ...I think it's time we get a dog.
All: 8-|
Elf: o_O A dog? You want a dog? ...
ARE YOU INSANE? Dogs have rights, too you know! You can't buy a dog and keep it as a pet! Gah! Talk about differences! ":(
Ariel: Oh come on, it's just a dog. ::)
Elf: :O *turns her back to Ariel* I'm not talking to you from now on!
Ariel: :| .....
So that dream you had last night was really weird. I know we're married and all, but I didn't know you like me that much.
Elf: I DON'T LIKE YOU!!! ":( ":( ":(
Ariel: *chuckles*
Elf: ...Oh....Dammit! :| Okay, what I meant was I'm not talking to you from now on.
All: ::)
Ariel: Well, no cange there then :P
Rushton: What sort of dream?
Dragon: I WANT MY CROWN!! :"(
Matthew: *tries to comfort her*
Dameon: I... uh... smell a dust cloud approaching. Is there anything on the horizon?
All: *ignore him*
Ariel: I think a dog would be just the ticket. A nice big dog, with pointy ears and a fluffy tail...
Elf: ::) Rushton, can you please tell my husband that there is absolutely no possible way that I am letting him have any more wolves. Not after what he did to the last ones.
Rushton: Only if you stop calling him your 'hus*choke*band'
Ariel: No, you're right dear. Who needs a dog when we've got Rushton here following you around like a puppy.
Elf: He is not a puppy!
Rushton: That's right! I'm full-grown :-"
Elf: X:-/
Ariel: :-|
Dameon: That dust cloud... smells |:| like it's getting closer... and I can hear hoofbeats and stuff now, too...
Dragon: Maybe it's my honour guard come to take me to my palace! :D
Matthew: ... Here's hoping...