The Theories Challenges are a fortnightly competition, held on the Theories Board
You can read all about it, and participate yourself to earn some nifty guild points, here: Theories Challenges.
This page will list each round's results, and the winning entries for that round.
Round 65: 19 May - 19 June 2012
Challenge: Explain how and why the most important piece of information Maruman has ever told Elspeth is 100% wrong.
Points: Ashlings: 0; Dreamweavers: 4; Mystics: 1; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Arwen/Dreamweavers
Entry: Read it here!
Round 64: 18 April - 18 May 2012
Challenge: The Vlar-rei promised the Red Queen that they would aid Elspeth when she spoke Maruman's name. Twice she has called on them when in dire need. In The Red Queen she will call on them again: why?
Points: Ashlings: 0; Dreamweavers: 1; Mystics: 6; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Min/Mystics
Entry: Read it here!
Round 63: 26 February - 14 April 2012
Challenge: In Obernewtyn is was hinted that Alexi and/or Madam Vega are possibly Ariel's parents. It is discovered later on, however, that they definitely are not. Who are Ariel's real parents, and how are they significant to the OberChrons?
Points: Ashlings: 0; Dreamweavers: 4; Mystics: 3; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Arwen/Dreamweavers
Entry: Read it here!
Round 62: 7 February - 20 February 2012
Challenge: Throughout the series there have been a number of character deaths. In The Red Queen it comes to light that one of these deaths was not as insignificant as it seemed. Whose death was it, and why is it significant in the final book?
Points: Ashlings: 0; Dreamweavers: 1; Mystics: 4; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Fate/Mystics
Entry: Read it here!
Round 61: 20 November to 11 December 2011
Challenge: What will Analivia's role be in The Red Queen? Why is she important?
Points: Ashlings: 0; Dreamweavers: 5; Mystics: 4; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Arwen/Dreamweavers
Entry: Read it here!
Round 60: 9th October to 13 November 2011 (extended for Moonfair 2011 and a couple of weeks to give people a chance)
Challenge: What will the New Beforetime City look like and will Elspeth ever get to drive in "modern" transportation (like a car :P )?
Points: Ashlings: 0; Dreamweavers: 4; Mystics: 1; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Zieria/Dreamweavers
Entry: Read it here!
Round 59: 21st August to 9th October 2011 (extended for Moonfair 2011)
Challenge: Explain Swallow's role in the next book, particularly in regards to Elspeth's quest.
Points: Ashlings: 0; Dreamweavers: 1; Mystics: 6; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Mono/Mystics
Entry: Read it here!
Round 58: 19th July to 1st August 2011
Challenge: "The dog Rasial and the funaga Gavryn, Swallow and Maryon. They have agreed to let us draw on them. They know only that ElspethInnle was in great danger of death and must be saved."
This sentence was added to the US version of Wavesong (p455). Explain why it was added when Isobelle re-wrote the break-away points, and more specifically, the signifance of Gavyn and Rasial.
Points: Ashlings: 0; Dreamweavers: 4; Mystics: 1; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Zieria/Dreamweavers
Entry: Read it here!
Round 57: 4th July to 17th July 2011
Challenge: In her tweets, Isobelle mentioned Elspeth having to escape the Tumen. Explain who they are and why an escape is needed.
Points: Ashlings: 0; Dreamweavers: 2; Mystics: 5; Wanderers: 0
Winner: ElspethInnle / Mystics
Entry: Read it here!
Round 56: 16th June to 29th June 2011
Challenge: Gavyn is, as we all know, a misfit with the talent of drawing other animals to him. Give reasons why this talent was created when there are some talents that are common while this is rare. Also, explain what is so special about Gavyn's bond with Rasial.
Points: Ashlings: 0; Dreamweavers: 5; Mystics: 4; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Deb / Mystics
Entry: Read it here!
Round 55: 20th May to 15th June 2011
Challenge: Lidgebaby has the never seen before power that will be in the Sneding. Identify what it is and explain why this will be crucial to Elspeth's quest.
Points: Ashlings: 2; Dreamweavers: 7; Mystics: 0; Wanderers: 0
Winner: adelie/Dreamweavers
Entry: Read it here!
Round 54: 24th April to 18th May 2011
Challenge: In Farseekers Matthew learns that the Druid is looking for weaponmachines near the encampment in the White Valley. Explain how he came to believe that there were weaponmachines there, and how they will prove to be significant in the future books.
Points: Ashlings: 1; Dreamweavers: 6; Mystics: 0; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Axe/Dreamweavers
Entry: Read it here!
Round 53: 25th Febrary to 23rd April 2011
Challenge: Rolf's sister Carryn, her bondmate and children all died in the plague, however there was more to them than people thought, including Rolf and Mona. What was this 'more'?
Points: Ashlings: 4; Dreamweavers: 5; Mystics: 2; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Tonks/Ashlings
Entry: Read it here!
Round 52: 8th Febrary to 21st February 2011
Challenge: Explain how multicultural the society is in Elspeth's time -- including the power balances of different races; and misfits attitudes to multiculturalism. Do you think society has become more tolerant of different cultures and races after the Great White?
Points: Ashlings: 0; Dreamweavers: 4; Mystics: 1; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Arwen/Dreamweavers
Entry: Read it here!
Round 51: 24th January to 6th February 2011
Challenge: Explain how any extremely minor character in the OberChron is actually the Destroyer and find references in the text that were provide us with clues to this person's dark secret (make me laugh people!)
Points: Ashlings: 0; Dreamweavers: 5; Mystics: 6; Wanderers: 0
Winner: halfbreeds_rule/Mystics
Entry: Read it here!
Round 50: 6th January to 19th January 2011
Challenge: What happened to the paranormal prisoners kept at the Govamen facility and how did their fate affect the future?
Points: Ashlings: 0; Dreamweavers: 5; Mystics: 4; Wanderers: 0
Winner: larana/Dreamweavers
Entry: Read it here!
Round 49: 18th December 2010 to 6th January 2011
Challenge: Show that the soldier guard in Ashling who recognised dragon and administered the drug to Matthew is a friend to misfits and explain why he has behaved in such a way as to make Elspeth think he's a bad guy.
Points: Ashlings: 1; Dreamweavers: 6; Mystics: 0; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Arwen/Dreamweavers
Entry: Read it here!
Round 48: 27th November to the 10th December '10
Challenge: How will Jak's insects affect the future of the Land and Sador and will they have an affect on Elspeth's quest: if so, what?
Points: Ashlings: 4; Dreamweavers: 7; Mystics: 0; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Sian/Ashlings
Entry: Read it here!
Round 47: 19th November to the 2nd December '10[/b] cut short as halfbreeds_rule wasn't going to be around.
Challenge: In the Dark Road, we meet Hannah Seraphim (Jr) and Evander (Cassy's son). They were in the same generation, and Evander had feelings for Hannah Jr that she did not return. Why did the two of them never "hit it off" - that is, why didn't the two of them ever get married? What impact did this rejection have on Evander in his role as Drekta?
Points: Ashlings: 0; Dreamweavers: 4; Mystics: 1; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Arwen/Dreamweavers
Entry: Read it here!
Round 46: 2nd November to the 15th November '10
Challenge: Iriny is described as having eyes that are two different colors. In The Stone Key, there is also a young boy abducted from the Reichler clinic described as having "yellowish hair and a wheezing way of breathing. He was fair-skinned too, but I was struck by his dual-coloured eyes, for they were like Iriny's." What is the significance, if any, of having "dual-coloured eyes," and does it relate to Elspeth's quest or some other important event in the OC?
Points: Ashlings: 0; Dreamweavers: 9; Mystics: 4; Wanderers: 2
Winner: halfbreeds_rule/Mystics
Entry: Read it here!
September - thru - October: Break for Moonfair.
Round 45: 24th August to the 6th September '10
Challenge: Why do Elspeth and Daffyd keep meeting without knowing they are going to see each other?
Points: Ashlings: 2; Dreamweavers: 9; Mystics: 6; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Aoife/Dreamweavers
Entry: Read it here!
Round 44: 6th August to the 19th August '10
Challenge: Imagine that Swallow gets a love interest in the next book. Who do you think it will be, and what will bring them together?
Points: Ashlings: 0; Dreamweavers: 9; Mystics: 8; Wanderers: 2
Winner: adelie/Dreamweavers
Entry: Read it here!
Round 43: 15th July to the 29th July '10
Challenge: Prove that Straaka was actually sent from the Agyllians to aid Elspeth, and that he needed Miryum to do it.
Points: Ashlings: 0; Dreamweavers: 6; Mystics: 3; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Zieria/Dreamweavers
Entry: Read it here!
Round 42: 1st July to the 15th July '10
Challenge: Prove that the mindstream is just an actual place people can 'see' and 'feel' through Talent. With this is mind, explain where it is and what significance it has to Talents and the Great White.
Points: Ashlings: 2; Dreamweavers: 0; Mystics: 7; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Conrad K Cat/Mystics
Entry: Read it here!
Round 41: 14th June to the 28th June '10
Challenge: In the last two books, Elspeth has found two cat brooches. Explain how these brooches are important to 'The Sending' and in what circumstances she will find a third one.
Points: Ashlings: 3; Dreamweavers: 6; Mystics: 10; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Fate/Mystics
Entry: Read it here!
Round 40: 29th May to the 11th June '10
Challenge: Who would you vote in as the Leader of the Land out of anyone (dead or alive) in the Chronicles? Why?
Points: Ashlings: 6; Dreamweavers: 6; Mystics: 17; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Sian/Ashlings
Entry: Read it here!
Round 39: 13th May to the 27th May '10
Challenge: We know that Alexi was adopted by Michael Seraphim and that Ariel was brought to Obernewtyn as a misfit, but what is Vega's back story. Explain how, why and under what circumstances Vega came to be at Obernewtyn and how she came to hold such a position of power.
Points: Ashlings: 1; Dreamweavers: 4; Mystics: 4; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Min/Mystics
Entry: Read it here!
Round 38: 14th April to the 12th May '10
Challenge: In TKP Elspeth mentions her rescue of Kella, Domick and Jik from the Sutrium cloister when it was really Pavo not Domick she rescued from Aborium. Assume the error was intentional. Explain why Elspeth made the mistake and tie it to Domick's death in TSK.
Points: Ashlings: 5; Dreamweavers: 2; Mystics: 0; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Sian/Ashlings
Entry: Read it here!
Round 37: 29th March to the 11th April '10
Challenge: Rosamunde is vital to Elspeth quest. Prove this statement in anyway you feel like.
Points: Ashlings: 4; Dreamweavers: 7; Mystics: 4; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Tonks/Ashlings
Entry: Read it here!
Round 36: 6th March to the 19th March '10
Challenge: Marisa Seraphim is the Destroyer. How is this possible, and what is her motive? How does Ariel play into this?
Points: Ashlings: 0; Dreamweavers: 7; Mystics: 2; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Arwen/Dreamweavers
Entry: Read it here!
Round 35: 12th February to the 26th February '10
Challenge: Explain how Kasanda transported the laptop to the crystal cavern, taking into account her comment that she "paid long and dear" for it.
Points: Ashlings: 4; Dreamweavers: 9; Mystics: 0; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Kenzie-lou/Dreamweavers
Entry: Read it here!
Round 34: 28th January to the 11th February '10
Challenge: In The Farseekers, Elspeth presumes that Darga is dead because she believed that the dog would never leave Jik, firestorm or no firestorm. However we now know that he must have, so; Why did Darga leave Jik?
Points: Ashlings: 1; Dreamweavers: 6; Mystics: 4; Wanderers: 2
Winner: Zieria/Dreamweavers
Entry: Read it here!
Round 33: 8th January to the 22nd January '10
Challenge: Prove that Elspeth is neither the Seeker, nor the object of the beasts' prophesy and the gypsies' promises. Instead, she is simply a normal, if highly talented, Misfit. Include who the Seeker acually is and why.
Points: Ashlings: 4; Dreamweavers: 2; Mystics: 1; Wanderers: 2
Winner: Sian/Ashlings
Entry: Read it here!
Round 32: 22nd December '09 to the 8th January '10
Challenge: In The Sneding Elf travels to the Compound across the blacklands and finds an INES computermachine that wasn't put to sleep and has gone mad. Explain how Elspeth fixes the computer to return it to sanity and how this INES helps Elf in her quest.
Points: Ashlings: 2; Dreamweavers: 2; Mystics: 5; Wanderers: 0; no guild: 2
Winner: Bibiiophile/Mystics
Entry: Read it here!
Round 31: 4th December to the 18th December '09
Challenge: How did Marisa Seraphim learn the location of the death weaponmachines, and why did she?
Points: Ashlings: 0; Dreamweavers: 5; Mystics: 7; Wanderers: 0; no guild: 2
Winner: Deb/Mystics
Entry: Read it here!
Round 30: 12th November to the 26th November '09
Challenge: In TKP, Elspeth enters a memory of her and her father going on a trip to sutrium. In the memory, he tells her of how the people there aren't like the ones in Ragorn and that a city is a rough place so she should be careful. Elspeth asks him if that's why they live in Ragorn and he replies that "it is, but it's not the only reason." Explain one of the other reasons they live there and how this has been important to the plot.
Points: Ashlings: 1; Dreamweavers: 4; Mystics: 2; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Arwen/Dreamweavers
Entry: Read it here!
Round 29: 13th August to the 1st November '09 (extended to span Moonfair '09)
Challenge: In TKP the head of the glass statue is brought to the surface from The Reichler Clinic building, whhile the rest of the statue was presumably destroyed. Explain how the glass head is one of the five keys and how Elspeth works out which key it is.
Points: Ashlings: 7; Dreamweavers: 5; Mystics: 6; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Sian/Ashlings
Entry: Read it here!
Round 28: 28th July to the 11th August '09
Challenge: What is the significance of the stone sword made by Kasanda and who is it that it belongs to?
Points: Ashlings: 2; Dreamweavers: 3; Mystics: 4; Wanderers: 4
Winner: Deb/Mystics
Entry: Read it here!
Round 27: 7th July to the 21st July '09
Challenge: Prove that Brydda and Elspeth knew each other before Elf's parents were. Please include how they knew each other and why Katlyn and Grufyyd haven't filled them in. As they were both so young, you don't need to explain why/how they forgot, although you can if you want to.
Points: Ashlings: 3; Dreamweavers: 6; Mystics: 4; Wanderers: 0
Winner: wraithlord/Dreamweavers
Entry: Read it here!
Round 26: 21st June to the 5th July '09
Challenge: What is the new talent that will be revealed in the Sending, and why should it be the new talent? Also, how will it fit in with the conclusion of the Obernewtyn Chronicles?
Points: Ashlings: 7; Dreamweavers: 8; Mystics: 6; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Sian/Ashlings
Entry: Read it here!
Round 25: 2nd June to the 15th June '09
Challenge: Explain how the Masked Ball will fit into The Sending, and what effect it will have on Elspeth, either on her quest or her life as a whole.
Points: Ashlings: 6; Dreamweavers: 3; Mystics: 4; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Kieran / Ashlings
Entry: Read it here!
Round 24: 18th May to the 1st June '09
Challenge: In the Obernewtyn Chronicles, it seems a rule of thumb that if you don't know what happened to a character after you last saw them, that character will turn up again later. So, do you remember Andra and Lila? Please explain what happened to them at the conclusion of Obernewtyn, where they've been the last few years and what role they will play in The Sending. They do not have to be linked directly to Elspeth's quest, you can give any explanation you want.
Points: Ashlings: 3; Dreamweavers: 6; Mystics: 6; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Zieria / Dreamweavers
Entry: Read it here!
Round 23: 2nd May to the 16th May '09
Challenge: What is the significance of Gavyn and the reason the animals are so attracted to him, and call him adantar? What is his connection to the wolves, and why is it that he leads Rasial and the wolves into the Blacklands? (see pages 817, 920, 990 in TSK) Include why Gilbert sees Elspeth surrounded by wolves in a black and barren place in his dream.
Points: Ashlings: 4; Dreamweavers: 3; Mystics: 0; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Sian / Ashlings
Entry: Read it here!
Round 22: 14th April to the 28th April '09
Challenge: Explain how Gahltha was actually put in place with the purpose of killing Elspeth before she has a chance to fulfill her destiny. Take into account the fact that he really believes it is his task to help her, and to keep her from harm.
Points: Ashlings: 0; Dreamweavers: 7; Mystics: 2; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Arwen / Dreamweavers
Entry: Read it here!
Round 21: 31st March to the 14th April '09
Challenge: As Dragon has reverted to her former 'street urchin'/'wild child' self, how will she refine her manners and speaking ability, and learn to act her age in time for her to take her place as the Red Queen? Or is it possible that she won't and will learn on the job?
Points: Ashlings: 0; Dreamweavers: 6; Mystics: 1; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Zieria / Dreamweavers
Entry: Read it here!
Round 20: 16th March to the 30th March '09
Challenge: Where do Hannah Seraphim and Jacob Obernewtyn's bones lay, and how did they find each other after the Great White?
Points: Ashlings: 0; Dreamweavers: 1; Mystics: 4; Wanderers: 0
Winner: halfbreeds_rule / Mystics
Entry: Read it here!
Round 19: 1st March to the 14th March '09
Challenge: What role will Dameon, Gevan, Maryon and Garth play in Elspeth completing her quest.
Points: Ashlings: 1; Dreamweavers: 6; Mystics: 2; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Arwen / Dreamweavers
Entry: Read it here!
Round 18: 31st January to the 14th February '09
Challenge: Explain the connection between Merimyn and Maruman. Include the story behind Cassy's relationship with Merimyn.
Points: Ashlings: 4; Dreamweavers: 3; Mystics: 2; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Kieran / Ashlings
Entry: Read it here!
Round 17: 15th January to the 29th Janaury '09
Challenge: What is the significance of Analivia, Radost's daughter and what would her Talent be called/categorised as. How will she fit into The Sending and Elspeth's future.
Points: Ashlings: 0; Dreamweavers: 5; Mystics: 2; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Zieria / Dreamweavers
Entry: Read it here!
Round 16: 1st January to the 14th Janaury '09
Challenge: Louis Larkin is related to Rushton Seraphim. How so, and what is Louis’s role in The Sending?
Points: Ashlings: 0; Dreamweavers: 8; Mystics: 1; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Arwen / Dreamweavers
Entry: Read it here!
Round 15: 17th December to the 31st December '08
Challenge: I have a 2 part (unrelated) Challenge Question: answer both questions
1. Where is the Beforetime Road that Elspeth travels in the Sending located? (ie Sador? Land? Herder isle? etc)
2. Assuming that Elspeth must tell Rushton of her quest; how and what does Elspeth tell Rushton?
Points: Ashlings: 0; Dreamweavers: 6; Mystics: 9; Wanderers: 0
Winner: HotD / Mystics
Entry: Read it here!
Round 14: 1st December to the 14th December '08
Challenge: Explain how Elspeth is dreaming of Cassy/Kasanda. Include an explanation of how Kasanda knows that Elf is dreaming of her. (We know she knows from this quote: “TO YOU I KNOW THAT I WILL ONLY EVER BE A STRANGER WHOM YOU HAVE SOMETIMES GLIMPSED IN DREAMS OF A TIME THAT YOU WILL CALL THE BEFORETIME.â€)
Points: Ashlings: 0; Dreamweavers: 5; Mystics: 6; Wanderers: 0
Winner: halfbreeds_rule / Mystics
Entry: Read it here!
Round 13: 16th November to the 30th November '08
Challenge: What is it that Elspeth had to return to in a hurry at Obernewtyn at the end of The Stone Key, and who is it that will pay the price for bringing Rushton back from dying.
Points: Ashlings: 0; Dreamweavers: 5; Mystics: 4; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Zieria / Dreamweavers
Entry: Read it here!
Round 12: 1st November to the 14th November '08
Challenge: Explain how Elspeth ends up in Red Queen's Land and defeats Salamander to free the slaves. Also explain why Swallow must go to the Red Queen's Land with Elspeth, and what role he has there.
Points: Ashlings: 0; Dreamweavers: 4; Mystics: 1; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Arwen / Dreamweavers
Entry: Read it here!
Round 11: 21st August to the 4th September '08
Challenge: Explain how Elspeth is being set up by the Agyllians, who are actually trying to destroy the world. Also, explain how Maruman fits into their plan.
Points: Ashlings: 0; Dreamweavers: 3; Mystics: 8; Wanderers: 0
Winner: halfbreeds_rule / Mystics
Entry: Read it here!
Round 10: 4th August to the 18th August '08
Challenge: Make me believe that Selmar is the Destroyer.
Points: Ashlings: 0; Dreamweavers: 6; Mystics: 5; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Zieria / Dreamweavers
Entry: Read it here!
Round 9: 16th July to the 30th July '08
Challenge: Explain how Lidgebaby is alive, where he is now, how he was separated from Gilaine and the others, and what his future role will be.
Points: Ashlings: 0; Dreamweavers: 2; Mystics: 7; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Min / Mystics
Entry: Read it here!
Round 8: 1st July to the 14th July '08
Challenge: Explain where Dragon went from Sutrium in the stone key, why she went and how, including anyone she may have gone to see.
Points: Ashlings: 0; Dreamweavers: 1; Mystics: 4; Wanderers: 0
Winner: avialle / Mystics
Entry: Read it here!
Round 7: 10th June to the 24th June '08
Challenge: Who is Rushton’s Grandmother and why does she hate the moon? And explain the significance of her relationship with the Twentyfamilies gypsies and her trips to the mountains.
Points: Ashlings: 0; Dreamweavers: 7; Mystics: 0; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Arwen / Dreamweavers
Entry: Read it here!
Round 6: 20th May to the 2nd June '08
Challenge: Give a detailed analysis of Kella's reaction to Ariel's murder of Domick, how will she figure in the Sending? How will her rage lead her against Ariel?
Points: Ashlings: 0; Dreamweavers: 8; Mystics: 4; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Eilidh / Dreamweavers
Entry: Read it here!
Round 5: 2nd May to the 16th May '08
Challenge: Explain how Dragon's mother, the Red Queen, did not actually die when she was betrayed and attacked. Where is she now and (optional) what might be her role in the forthcoming plot of the Oberchrons?
Points: Ashlings: 9; Dreamweavers: 0; Mystics: 2; Wanderers: 3
Winner: GreatWhiteMaruman / Ashlings
Entry: Read it here!
Round 4: 16th April to 30th April '08
Challenge: I want you to show how and why the female clothes found in Ariel's house on Norseland in TSK actually BELONG to Ariel and are for his use. What does Ariel do with them, and how does it affect him mentally? And what does this do to the Salamander theories?
Points: Ashlings: 3; Dreamweavers: 0; Mystics: 2; Wanderers: 4
Winner: redqueen / Wanderers
Entry: Read it here!
Round 3: 1st April to 14th April '08
Challenge: When Kasanda says she defied time twice - one of those times concerned sending her cat Merimyn into the future to help Elspeth on her quest.
How did she send him? What effect if any did it have on Maruman? Why Maruman in the first place?
Points: Ashlings: 4; Dreamweavers: 1; Mystics: 2; Wanderers: 2
Winner: nef / Ashlings
Entry: Read it here!
Round 2: 16th March to 30th March '08
Challenge: Prove that Elspeth's killing ability is actually empathy and to explain what went wrong.
Points: Ashlings: 4; Dreamweavers: 9; Mystics: 8; Wanderers: 0
Winner: Allira / Dreamweavers
Entry: Read it here!
Round 1: 27th Feb to 12th March '08
Challenge: Prove that Miryum is still alive, and explain where she's gone.
Points: Ashlings: 8; Dreamweavers: 8; Mystics: 5; Wanderers: 2
Winner: Ness / Dreamweavers
Entry: Read it here!
