Here is the place to put quotes that are wrong, or just plain stipud.
After severe flooding in Jeddah, 1979 Arab News.
"We regret we are ubable to give you the weather. We rely on weather reports from the airport, which is closed due to the weather. Whether we are able to give you the weather tomorrow depends on the weather."
my enemies misunderestimated me
-bush
Omega
General John Sedwick, last words, said while looking over the parapet at enymy lines during the Battle of Spotsylvania in 1864.
"They couldn't hit an elephant from that dist-"
Any sentence that contains the word "burglarized!" It is not a word! It's "burgled"!
Sorry. It's a pet peeve.
pretty much anything that comes out of george bush's mouth
lol, most of those are hilarious! i cant remember any atm, but i remember me and my dad almost p!ssing ourselves at one of them...how can a president be so stupid?
i used to be a schizophrenic but we're ok now
one by one those bloody penguins are stealing my sanity...
my parents almost lost me when i was little....but they didn't take me far enough into the wood
A classmate responding to the class being being told that if they were going to behave like little kids then they would be treated like little kids.
"Awesome!Can we sit on the mat?"
A classmate replying to his maths teacher's request that he stop drawing silly pictures and get on with his work.
"Hey, that is a cool cow."
"I told him not to ring and he hasn't even called!"
Thats pretty funny [img]http://s3.images.proboards.com/cheesy.gif" alt=":D" border="0"/>
This is another thing Bush has said:
"We will find those terrorists and we will punish them" [img]http://s3.images.proboards.com/tongue.gif" alt=":P" border="0"/>
Mystic Ward
19 years ago
Mystic Ward
Rebel
Bush: I talked to my little brother Jeb....I havnt told this to many people, but hes the governer of...I shouldnt call him my little brother...my brother Jeb, the great Governer of Texas
Jim Lehrer: Florida
Bush: Florida. The great State of Florida
They really shouldnt let George Bush talk without supervison [img]http://s3.images.proboards.com/rolleyes.gif" alt="::)" border="0"/>
they just shouldnt let george bush speak full stop
george bush in a recent radio interview about the tsunami "and you can make donations at dubya dubya dubya..."
i dont have this quite right cos i cant remember it word for word but "we have a serious problem in america, we dont have enough doctors. there are not enough ob/gyn's performing their ... love with women across america"
that one had me in hysterics when i was playing the give dubya a brain game the other night
Mystic Ward
19 years ago
Mystic Ward
Rebel
I love this one from George Bush
"We cannot let terriers and rogue nations hold this nation hostile"
[img]http://s3.images.proboards.com/grin.gif" alt=";D" border="0"/>
heres one from my maths teacher
Student : of course i knew how to do that, god, do you think i'm stupid?
Mr Stanley: you dont have to call me that and yes i do
hehehe that sounds like a pretty cool maths teacher
speaking of maths teacher quotes, my maths teacher, my friends and i, had this joke about having pet dragons and stuff. anyway one day he was telling us about his dragon, and where it lives
"my dragon sleeps in the garage with my cat and they love each other very much"
i think it took us about a week to stop laughing whenever we saw him
Oh! This topic is great.
From year 9 history class:
History teacher: "so an egg beater 2000 years from now could be considered tobe a primary source"
Student: "What does an eggbeater do?"
and from year 12 english last year when we were studying Girl with a Pearl Earring, which is set in 17th century Holland.
Student: "If Griet's [protagonist] family is so poor, then how did they pay for their electricity bills and stuff?"
hehehe... they're funny... what i.d.i.o.t.s...
im sorry but what does an eggbeater do, like hello, THINK YOU FOOLS!!!! sorry but if you just break up the name its pretty obvious
Yes, I know. And this is what a $16000 a year in school fees can get your daughter!
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPP
$16000! And he doesn't know what an eggbeater does?!?!
Cat
sorry but i think whoever said thats parents would be better off putting that money into a private tutor
I'm gonna beat Flit too it.
Confliction
GAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
"Any organisation is like a septic tank. The really big chunks always rise to the top"
John Imhoff
Have you ever had one of those days when you had to murder a loved one because he is the devil?
Emo Philips
I cannot believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest.
Steven Pearl
I told the traffic warden to go forth and multiply, though not exactly in those words.
Woody Allen
What I cannot understand about Caslemaine XXXX is how they get the cat to squat over the can.
Glenn Lazarus
I wouldn't give someone my last Rolo if they were in a diabetic coma.
Jo Brand