ok this is the place for quotes youve either seen, or would like to see on tshirts
"stop, your pub needs you"
"hand over the chocolate and everything will be ok"
"i traded my boyfriend for a puppy"
"angel by day, devil by night"
"im only wearing black until they make something darker" (written in black on a black tshirt)
"humpty dumpty was pushed"
ill add more when i think of them
Beer - It's What's For Breakfast
Drink your beer, there are sober people in India
"get me another drink, youre still ugly"
"in the morning, ill be sober, but youll still be ugly"
my friend has one thats "instant human, just add coffee"
im gonna make one "instant human just add mocha" or "instant human, just add chocolate" the chocolate i need the cadbury font for though
"baby, the other other white meat"
"i still maintain he kicked himself in the balls"
"take a photo it lasts longer"
"do not disturb, im disturbed enough already"
lol my friend needs the i did not escape one. seriously if she wasnt so much fun i think someone wouldve committed her by now
hehe, my friend has that 'i'm only wearing black until they make something darker' one
My other friend's got one saying "Stupid Factory- where boys are made" [img]http://s2.images.proboards.com/smiley.gif" alt=":)" border="0"/>
I saw another which said "Will work for shoes"
i like that day pass one [img]http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif" alt=";D" border="0"/> i need some iron on transfer letters....
i want to make a shirt with 'I don't get mad- i get stabby' on it
hehehe, i dont get mad i get stabby, i like that one
"boyfriends make great pets" i was telling a friend about that in front of my ex before we got together and ended up confirming that he liked me
"i ran into my ex the other day, so i put it in reverse and hit him again" if only it wasnt in pink
ive been tempted to buy and edit "love the o.c" so that its "love the obernewtyn chronicles"
"gone mad, be back later"
"where the %#@$ is prince charming"
"come back when youre rich"
"if you love him, let him go, if he doesnt come back, hes with me"
yeah, i walked past supre the other day and they had about 10 racks of 'love the o.c.' shirts. o_O
lol, i love the 'i ran into my ex...' one [img]http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif" alt=";D" border="0"/>
I like the stabby one too [img]http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif" alt=";D" border="0"/>
"Its such a beautiful day. I think i'll skip my medications"
"Not the brightest crayon in the box now are we?"
"Dont get even - get odd"
"How would you like a nice hot cup of shut the f**k up?" (it even has a cute pic to go with)
"4 out of 5 voices in my head say'Go for it!!'"
"I used to care, but now i take a pill for that"
"If its calld tourist season, why cant we shoot them?"
"Where have you been all my life and why didnt you stay there?"
"Please take a number and stick it up your [censored]"
pml!!! i love them! especially the 'nice hot cup of shut the f**ck up' one [img]http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif" alt=";D" border="0"/>
"Gee, I'd like to care, but i don't posess that gene"
"i don't do perky"
"you're reinforcing my inherent mistrust of strangers"
"I WANT YOU
to stay far far away from me"
"Come to the dark side. We have cookies."
"What if Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?"
"If it weren't for Physics and Law enforcements, I'd be unstoppable"
"Normal people scare me"
"i know how you feel ... i just dont care"
"have you hugged my t-shirt today"
'Click your heels together and go f**k yourself'
'Dyslexics of the world untie!'
'Back to the bridge you evil troll! You have no powers here'
'I hear voices and they dont like you'
'Lets pretend i give a [censored] and leave it at that'
'Do i look like a f**king people person?'
'Line dancing - see what happens when cousins breed?'
"blondes have more fun, but brunettes can read"
"Come to the dark side. We have cookies."[/quote]
Arien, I laughed out loud when I read that. It's great! [img]http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif" alt=";D" border="0"/>
Ok, a guy walked into my local fish and chips shop with this one on his shirt - "Why yes, the world actually does revolve around me."
I had a shirt with this on it - "Your village just called. They want their idiot back."
And I want to make this one for my car - "P plater with permanent PMS. Tailgate me at your own risk."
Ahhh, T-shirts are fun..........but racks full of those OC ones just bug me for some reason. I love the idea of modifying them though, Talmina. [img]http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif" alt=";D" border="0"/>
a friend of mine has one "growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional"
When my little bro and I where really little, andout 4 and 2, we made t-shirts for my granparents. One had the quote, my grand children.....walk all over me, and had my little bro's and mines footprints all over it.
The other one says my granchildren can't keep their hands off me, and hand prints all over it. we made them for a chrissie prezzie, and they are still being worn 10 years later [img]http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif" alt=";D" border="0"/>
awwww, thats so cute! [img]http://s2.images.proboards.com/cheesy.gif" alt=":D" border="0"/>
i have one thet says
I also like the " Im with stupid -->"
and "WARNING!! Totally crazy! approach with extreme caution"
A friend of mine came back from Sweden with a T-shirt that says:
Sex is like snow. You never know how many inch you'll get, or how long it will last.
Slightly rude, yes, but oh-so-true.
so very very true, as bad as it sounds
ha ha ha! love them all!
this guy came into work one night with this shirt that said the worst thing! i told him if someone was drunk enough he'd get a punch in the head!
the shirt said : "i just f@$&*ed your girlfriend"
how rude is that?
yeah my friend wanted to get that since a friend of ours was dating his ex....
it is a pretty stupid top though
i saw one today that said something along the lines of "lost bikini, owner still in water" i sooooo almost bought it, if i had the money i wouldve
"K SS MY SS.
Would you like to buy a vowel?"
on the front of the shirt
"Stop staring at me"
on the back
"Stop following me"
"Rehab is for quitters"
"Upon the advice of my attorney, my shirt bears no message at this time"