12 years ago
Tue Dec 27 2011, 01:20am
Okies, so, there have been a lot of quotes from A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel posted around ('random thoughts thread' anyone? :P ) and I know a lot of you have seen it (and I think it's amazing), so I thought it should have it's own thread - and I was surprised there isn't already one, unless there is, and I just haven't found it, in which case, ignore this and could someone point me in the right direction :-/
Sooo...if not...start quoting ;D
Wanderer Guilden
12 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
WOOT! I loved AVPM, but haven't gotten around to watching AVPS yet :P
Some of my favourite quotes are:
"supermegaawesomefoxyhot"
"Now you're just being cute. I CAN'T GO TO PIGFARTS. IT'S ON MAAARS, YOU NEEED A ROCKETSHIP. Do you have a rocketship, Potter? I bet you do. You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died; Look at this. Rocketship Potter. Starkid Potter. Moooonshoes Potter. TRAVERSING THE GALAXY FOR INTERGALATIC TRAVELS TO PIGFARTS."
Hermione: The horcrux could be anywhere. it could intel countless months of camping in the mundane british countryside, braking into gringots and drinking boatloads of pollyjuice potion.
Harry: Well the medallion says thats dumb so we're not doing that.
Mrs. Weasley: I came here with the Order of the Pheonix! Lupin, Tonks, Mad-Eye Moody, Sirius Black, and your brother Fred.
Ron: Oh great, where are they?
Mrs. Weasley: They're all dead.
"Severus Snape is one of the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest men I have ever met."
"And don't suggest a big slide or a giant trampoline, we've already tried that."
Snape: Watch...me...closely...*dies*
Malfoy: He didn't do anything.
Harry: That's because he's dead you dumb motherf*ding*
"A funny thing actually happened to the Sorting Hat. He actually got hinged with another piece of enchanted magical clothing. So he and the Scarf of Sexual Preference won't be back `till next year!"
I can't remember any more right now... but I loved basically everything that came out of Malfoy's, Voldemort's or Ron's mouth lol
Yay!! [act]happy dance[/act] Hahaha, Voldemort and Malfoy are my favourite! They're hilarious ;D
And you have to see AVPS!!! Personally, I think it's better that the first one :D I don't want to spoil it for you though so I won't quote anything from it yet, but it's amazing! Anyway...
Harry (to Cedric): You're like this guy that's just around all the time when I don't need a guy around. You're this spare guy all the time, this spare dude. You're such a spare!
Voldemort: Kill the spare!!!
Malfoy: Am I bleeding
Voldemort: Well, I believe everything has its place. Muggles have their place, Mudbloods have their place. And so do your clothes. Namely, A DRESSER!
Snape: And remember, a portkey can be a seemingly harmless object, like a football, or a dolphin.
Lavender Brown: Professor...can, like, a person be a portkey?
Snape: No, that's absurd. Because then if a person were to touch themselves (stares at Ron) they would constantly be transported into different places.
Malfoy: Come on, I'm tired. Can't we just be Death Eaters?
Dumbledore: God...for the cleverest witch of your age you really can be a dumbass sometimes. Ten points to Dumbledore!
Snape: What the devil is going on heeere?...and...That's absurd.
Voldemort: Ughh...now two people are mad at me
Dumbledore: So basically I've being putting everyone who looks like a good guy into Gryffindor, a bad guy into Slytherin and the others can go wherever the hell they want.
12 years ago
Wed Dec 28 2011, 09:22am
Dean: Quidditch!!!!!What you talkin' bout Dumbledore??
Draco: I want Hermione Granger and a rocket ship.
Are just a few of my favourites!!
I absolutely love AVPM/S! They're so funny. XD
Umbridge: "So tell me Sorting Hat, are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?"
Hat: I'm Team Dumbledore!
Umbridge: What!? Dumbledore isn't a fictional character!
Quirrell: You came back?
Voldy: I came home.
"We will see if we can contact the Order of the Phoenix. We really haven't seen them the whole play."
Draco: Pigfarts, Pigfarts, here I come. Pigfarts, Pigfarts, yum yum yum!
Seamus: So, you guys ever hear the one ‘bout Sirius Black and Flitwick’s little brother? So, Flitwick’s little brother’s walkin’ down the streets of London… And Sirius Black, he’s in this STORM DRAIN… Dressed as a CLOWN. And he’s like, “Yo! Hey! Flitwick’s little brother! Down ‘ere in this storm drain! It’s me! A clown!†And Flitwick’s little brother’s like, “Yeah chap? Wutchoo want?†And Sirius Black’s like, “Oh, Flitwick’s little brother, you've gotta get down this storm drain with me, ‘cause you are. Missin’. Out! We’ve got a CARNIVAL down here! We’ve got LOADS of cotton candy, and balloons!†And the kid practically flips, he goes, “I gotta get down there… That sounds like a right treat that does!†So! He reaches down his arm, right? But Sirius Black… He grows these mad teeth and he BITES THE KIDS ‘EAD OFF! And two days later…that kid died.
Seamus(about Umbridge): I heard that once, a Dementor kissed her. And. It. Died.
Ron: Where have you been all my life?
Harry: Oh, in a cupboard under some stairs.
