Field: *turns out to be the mythic field of whomping grasses* *starts hitting Meri mercilously for landing in its midst and damaging some of its outgrowths*
Meri: *flails and drops cup*
Ama: *opens a hole in the ground and snatches cup before escapinh to the safety of a secret passage* :D
[act]WK is running away from the rabid squirrels in his tunnel and runs into Ama knocking the cup flying[/act].
[act]WK points at Am[/act] She doesnt like squirrels!! |:|
Rabid squirrels: [act] look at Ama intently[/act]
[act]The rabid squirrels start chasing Ama instead.[/act]
[act]WK picks up the cup,[/act] "I'll take that" [act]and leaves the tunnel through the nearest exit[/act]
Vestie: [act]runs past Ama, whistling for her rabid squirrels[/act] [act]directs them back toward WK[/act]
Rabid squirrels: [act]spring at WK's face and continue their interupted meal[/act]
Vestie: [act]gently prises cup from WK's fingers[/act] Thanks for this. Vestie, AWAY! [act]climbs aboard magical unicorn with no horn and begins to gallop away[/act]
[act]Kay picks up a dart and attempts to shoot at Vestie. Dart flys by Vestie and hits WK.[/act] Oops, oh well. It was one of Hannai's rabies vaccine darts anyway, so he'll be fine...I hope.
[act]Kay throws another dart and hits target. Vestie falls off magical unicorn with no horn into a pile of hay.[/act]
Vestie: Whaa...[act]Vestie falls asleep[/act]
Kay: Oops, I guess that one was a sedative dart. Oh well, I'll take that now. [act]Kay grabs cup out of Vestie's hand and jumps onto the magical unicorn with no horn and starts riding away.[/act]
Meri: [act]escapes the whomping grasses and hides in a ditch by the road, waiting..[/act]
Kay: [act]zooms past on the magical unicorn with no horn[/act]
Meri: Hold up! [act]jumps infront of Kay and attempts to beastspeak[/act] Neiggghhh! Neigh, neigh, whinny, neeeeiiiiggh!
Magical Unicorn with no Horn & Kay: o_O
Meri: It worked! [act]grabs cup from Kay and runs off[/act]
Kay: O_O After her!
MUwnH: [act]is still too confused from Meri's 'beastspeak' to move[/act]
Meri: [act]is victorius[/act] ;D
[act]Ari [strike]trips[/strike] commando rolls across Meri's path and snatches cup[/act]
Meri: Hey! >:(
Ari: I GOTS IT!! :D
[act]Runs to closes rabbit hole and jumps down it, landing in Oz[/act]
Meri: Don't you mean Wonderland?
Ari: [act]Looks up book references[/act] Oh sorry, my bad. [act] landing in Wonderland[/act]
Meri: Damn straight!
[act]Bibliophile runs to bookshelf and picks up copy of Alice in Wonderland and starts hugging it [/act]
Bibli: Mine, all mine now! And Ari doesn't suspect a thing. She really should have thought this plan through better before putting the Cup somewhere so portable.
[act] Goes back and grabs The Wizard of Oz too...just in case[/act]
[act]Jumps out in front of Bibliophile wearing a giant squirrel suit. The sun setting behind Ness gives her giant squirrel suit a godly glowing halo.[/act]
Ness: I am the squirrel godNess, release the goods or feel my squirrel godNess wrath! [act]Strikes a dramatic pose[/act]
Bibliophile: [act]Overcome by the sheer wonderfulNess radiated by squirrel godNess, releases the books and cup and hastily begins spurting compliments in adoration[/act]
Ness: [act]Basking in the adoration[/act] Oh how kind of you!
Squirrel Army watching from the trees: [act]Bungee jump and grab the cup and books and run off in multiple directions[/act]
Vestie's rabid squirrel:[act] has infiltrated Ness' army[/act] [act]Grabs cup and returns it to Vestie[/act]
Vestie: [act]pats rabid squirrel on the head fondly[/act] Good, good. Don't worry, Ness. The cup is still in the hands of the Dreamies. No need to steal it back off me [act]casts magical spell to make Ness sleepy[/act] Sleep!
Ness: Ug ug... >P< GodNess of the Dreamies... ug ... cucumber... I like....
Vestie: Hmmm... maybe I should wake her up... I can do that later. I need to hide the cup! [act]charges away[/act]
[act]WK stealthily follows Vestie as she runs to a meadow and bury the cup.[/act]
Vestie: Ha, no-one should look here for the cup!! Now to go and wake up Ness. [act]Sprints back to wake up Ness.[/act]
[act]WK quickly digs up the cup, cleans it and runs towards the nearest mountains cackling and gurgling[/act]
Meri: [act]jumps in front of WK ad does some sort of rain dance[/act]
Rain: [act]falls from a cloud directly above WK's head[/act]
WK: [act]loses his grip of the cup in the downpour[/act]
Meri: [act]grabs the cup and skips merrily away[/act]
[act]Ness rises from the ground directly in from of Meri, in a fashion similar to a cheesy Dracula rising from his coffin in the evening, but with wildly flailing arms[/act]
Ness: SQUIRRELLY GODNESS WRATH!!! [act]Hits Meri in the gut with a flailing limb[/act] Ohh my... sorry about that... caught up in the squirrel persona you know. Nice of you both to circle back to me though...
Vesti + Meri : [act]Scrabbles for the cup which is rolling towards a cliff edge[/act]
Ness: [act]Runs after the cup, scoops it up seconds before Meri grabs it again and leaps off the cliff edge, revealing that her squirrel suit is in fact also a squirrel glider, and glides safely to the roof of the Dreamweavers tower.[/act]
Ari: [act]Standing on top of tower, sees above post and looks around[/act] So this isn't the leaning tower of Pisa?? :| [act]looks at map, then turn it right way up[/act] Oh, I get it now ~:| ......Well, guess I might as well make use of the situation. [act]Tosses glitter in the air, and while Ness is distracted by all the shiny, grabs the cup and abseils to the ground, running off in the direction of Hogwarts[/act]
Bibli: [act] finishes putting the last touches on a sign and hides in some conviniently placed bushes[/act]
Ari: [act]runs past, skids to a halt and comes back to read the sign.[/act] Hmm, it says 'Hogwarts shortcut this way'. I thought it was in the other direction but I guess I got my irection wong. [act] starts to run along new path then fals into trap[/act]
Bibli: [act]walks up and retrieves Cup[/act] Thanks Ari. And haven't you learnt yet that you should never trust a short cut? Eek![act]hears crashing footsteps approaching and sneaks off through the trees[/act]
[act]WK was wandering around loudly in the woods after getting lost after the cup was stolen from him, but he realized he was making too much noise so he started sneaking[/act]
[act]Bibli's sneaking comes to a halt as she listens to the sounds of the natural wildlife[/act] Well at least that person went in the other direction ;D [act]continues sneaking[/act]
[act]Wk and Bibli sneak into each other and both jump in fright[/act]
[act]Bibli drops the cup and WK quickly scoops it up and disappears in a cloud of smoke[/act]
Kay: [act]sees smoke[/act] Oh no! Obernet Wood is going up in smoke! [act]grabs fire extinguisher and fumbles around trying to make it work[/act] How does this thing work?
Fire extinguisher: [act]silence[/act]
Kay: Stupid thing. [act]Throws it into the smoke.[/act]
Fire extinguisher: [act]Thuds[/act]
WK: Ow! [act]Cup goes flying out of WK's hands as he's hit by the fire extinguisher[/act]
Kay: [act]catches cup[/act] Awesome. [act]Runs into a rabbit hole.[/act]
Vestie: [act]is hiding in the rabbit hole[/act] I knew someone would think to come here! [act]Pounces and tightly hugs Kay[/act]
Kay: O_O Huh?!?! What...? [act]struggles to push Vestie off[/act]
Squirrel: [act]grabs cup and skitters away[/act]
Kay: [act]colapses due to lack of oxygen[/act]
Vestie: Why do they always colapse...? Oh well [act]transforms into a squirrel and masterfully skitters after Mr Rabid Squirrel[/act]
Sionainn: [act]stands on Vestie the squirrel's tail[/act] I'll take that! [act]yoinks cup from Vesties grasp then prances off[/act]
Deb: [act]hobbles into thread using a walking stick. uses stick to trip Sionainn, grabs cup and hobbles off[/act]
Meza: [act]waves her magic wand and approaches Deb[/act]
Deb: ~:| [act]starts hobbling away faster[/act]
Meza: [act]twirls her way in front of Deb, taps the Cup with her magic wand and twirls out of the way again[/act] :rolling:
Rabbit: [act]climbs out of the Cup and hops onto Deb's walking stick hand[/act]
Deb: [act]is forced to let go of the Cup in order to pick up the rabbit[/act]
Meza: [act]snags cup before it hits the ground[/act] :P
Deb: [act]is focused on the cute bunny rabbit[/act] Aren't you cute, mister? Yes you are, yes you are! :D
Meza: Take care of him Deb. ;) [act]hops down a nearby rabbit hole[/act]
Wk: [act]unleashes the spiders to scare Meza out of the hole[/act]
[act]Meza scrambles out of the hole holding the cup[/act]
Wk: here, let me hold that while you brush off the spiders
[act]Meza hands over the cup and brushes off the spiders
[act]Wk is already gone with the cup[/act]
Vestie: [act]follows WK in amazingly realistic duck costume[/act]
WK: Aww! What an amazingly realistic duck! I must have a photo with it! [act]shuffles towards "duck" and hands it the cup to pull out his camera[/act] [act]spots oddly familar looking rabid squirrel[/act] Excuse me sir, will you take this picture for me?
Rabid Squirrel: [act]tips hat and takes camera[/act] [act]Aims flash in WK's eyes[/act]
WK: AHHHH! My eyes! [act]stumbles around, smashing into things[/act]
Vestie and Rabid Squirrel: [act]run for their lives[/act]
Meri: [act]decided Vestie has had the cup for long enough[/act] [act]jumps on her from an advantageously placed tree[/act]
Vestie: O_O AAHHH!
Rabid Squirrel: [act]makes surprised squirrely noises[/act]
Meri: [act]grabs the cup and jumps into a strategically placed rabbit hole[/act] WWEEEEeeeee...!
[act]after a sense of Deja vu, WK floods the rabbit hole and waits for Meri to surface[/act]
[act]Meri surfaces spluttering[/act]
[act]WK throws a towel in Meri's face, takes the cup and jumps into a helicopter and takes off[/act]
[act]Kay disguised as a pilot flying the helicopter[/act]: Why don't you strap that cup into the front seat. It's going to be a bumpy ride.
WK [act]not realising that it's Kay[/act]: Okay, thanks. Phew, I got away. [act]Straps cup into the front seat.[/act]
[act]Kay presses the ejecto-button[/act]
[act]WK springs out of the seat into the air[/act]
Kay: Yes you did get away. Away from my cup!